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when u hear volume three for rwby is coming out in 99 days - Monaa <3

The hell are we even doing.

I got no idea ~Konn

a story by tsupoopy

i was only 69 I loved brett so much i had all the brett merchandise i prayed to brett every night "brett is love" "brett is life" grim came in and called me a slut

i knew he was just jealous of my devotion for brett i called him a cunt he slaps me and sends me to sleep im crying now, and my face really hurts i lay in bed and its really cold a warmth is moving towards me i feel something touch me its brett i am so happy he whispers in my ear "this is my fam" he grabs me with his powerful magestic hands and puts me on my hands and knees im ready i spread my ass cheeks for brett he penetrates my butthole it hurts so much but i do it for brett i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water i push against his force i want to please brett he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with love my dad walks in brett looks at him straight in the eye and says "its all qestin now" brett leaves through my window brett is love, brett is life

#sorry

Konn: WE’RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING ADOPT BRETT

Brett: YYEEEAAHHHHH

Konn: BRETT FUCK OFF

Brett: Yeah I can finally have friends! I like these guys!

Grim: I want to adopt Brett-Wait no, I’ll BUY you from him.

Konn: Hey Brett hypothetically speaking how much would you be worth if you were for sale?

Brett: Probably not much

Konn: How about 50 cents?

Grim: I’ll give you $5 for him.

Brett: You’re my new dad, okay?

#i love brett