[halipula-aika]

Disclaimer: älä ota tätä postausta tosissasi

Tosta Espoon suvivirsi-kohusta jää jotenkin aina keskustelussa mainitsematta, että samassa uhkasakossa on valituksen kohteena Suvivirren lisäksi Varpunen jouluaamuna, jota oppilas on joutunut kuuntelemaan juhlassa, kun koulu ei varoittanut juhlan olevan uskonnollinen.

Valitettavasti elän itse sellaista elämänvaihetta, jossa minun rappeutuneissa aivoissani yhtälö Varpunen jouluaamuna + tapahtuman uskonnollisuudesta pitää varoittaa =

Huomioittehan, että sitsit saattavat sisältää uskonnollista sisältöä kristinuskoon viittaavien laulujen muodossa. Jos sitsikansa tällaista laulua toivoo, on sitsaajilla, jotka eivät halua osallistua uskonnolliseen toimintaan, lupa poistua laulun ajaksi.

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[helenvaughans]

[depsidase]

[jethroq]

[wettestwraith]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[wizardarchetypes]

i have the presence of mind to know one day importing a kei truck in good condition would be the fiscally responsible option and meet all my needs. yet i crave a 1992 shitbox of a ford with a bench seat made of fabric holding enough horrible biological history that it may eventually take on sentience and start asking for cigarettes

[wizardarchetypes]

i am like an inexperienced dog owner who lives in an apartment and works full time outside the house and the kei truck is the beautiful little rescue shih tzu that would actually fit perfectly in my life yet i am looking at husky/aussie puppies

[wizardarchetypes]

i think me and a '96 ford ranger could have a really beautiful Seymour/Audrey II thing together

[wizardarchetypes]

i know "fiscally responsible" sounds fake but at home in the u.s. my friend works on kei trucks so servicing wasn't an issue and there's a good deal on imports. in the end obviously an old ford would have far more available parts and be easier to service etc. but the fords i fantasize about don't even run yet is what i'm saying. i want a ford that sits in my yard for 9 years while i say "it just needs one more part then it'll run" every 5 parts i order.

so perhaps money is less the issue and it's my time and soul i'd be saving on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

[jaguarguard]

Why?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

KNITTING TYPO

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[dick-chugger]

Has anyone else had a wooden sofa or was my family fucked up

[dick-chugger]

Like this sort of thing

[sparrowsarecool]

Ei tällasta saa jemmata tägeihin, apuva:

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[karvoja]

Miks mä jotenki ees aattelin, että mulkoilevaa ihmistä vois sanoa mulkuksi ja se ois ihan hyvä nimitys. Se ei ollu lainkaan hyvä.

[biosaatana]

Se o aika jyrkkä ja töksähtävä sana ja tuntuu kuvailevan henkilöä itseään, eikä hänen toimintaansa. Mitä jos sitä vähä pehmentäis, vaik lisäämällä johtimen? Eli mulkero

[important-cat-pics]

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[d-c-walker-deactivated20200905]

Post that lives in my head rent free

[great-tweets]

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

[idhren]

turn on the sound

[trickstertime]

I was thinking about this post last week and didn’t even bother trying to search for it cuz how in the fuck would you describe it in a way that tumblr search would find