[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[akublogi]

XU GEM 104 Pohjan Ankka

Aku Ankka Jumbo 16 - Kesäherkku (2009)

Piirtäjät: Pat Block & Shelly Block

Laitetaan nyt tämä netti-klassikkokin tänne, kun kerran vastaan tuli.

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[hood-ex]

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[markodragic]

the first bitch to fry rice has literally done more for this world than anyone else in history

[halipula-aika]

Disclaimer: älä ota tätä postausta tosissasi

Tosta Espoon suvivirsi-kohusta jää jotenkin aina keskustelussa mainitsematta, että samassa uhkasakossa on valituksen kohteena Suvivirren lisäksi Varpunen jouluaamuna, jota oppilas on joutunut kuuntelemaan juhlassa, kun koulu ei varoittanut juhlan olevan uskonnollinen.

Valitettavasti elän itse sellaista elämänvaihetta, jossa minun rappeutuneissa aivoissani yhtälö Varpunen jouluaamuna + tapahtuman uskonnollisuudesta pitää varoittaa =

Huomioittehan, että sitsit saattavat sisältää uskonnollista sisältöä kristinuskoon viittaavien laulujen muodossa. Jos sitsikansa tällaista laulua toivoo, on sitsaajilla, jotka eivät halua osallistua uskonnolliseen toimintaan, lupa poistua laulun ajaksi.

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[helenvaughans]

[depsidase]

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[wizardarchetypes]

i have the presence of mind to know one day importing a kei truck in good condition would be the fiscally responsible option and meet all my needs. yet i crave a 1992 shitbox of a ford with a bench seat made of fabric holding enough horrible biological history that it may eventually take on sentience and start asking for cigarettes

[wizardarchetypes]

i am like an inexperienced dog owner who lives in an apartment and works full time outside the house and the kei truck is the beautiful little rescue shih tzu that would actually fit perfectly in my life yet i am looking at husky/aussie puppies

[wizardarchetypes]

i think me and a '96 ford ranger could have a really beautiful Seymour/Audrey II thing together

[wizardarchetypes]

i know "fiscally responsible" sounds fake but at home in the u.s. my friend works on kei trucks so servicing wasn't an issue and there's a good deal on imports. in the end obviously an old ford would have far more available parts and be easier to service etc. but the fords i fantasize about don't even run yet is what i'm saying. i want a ford that sits in my yard for 9 years while i say "it just needs one more part then it'll run" every 5 parts i order.

so perhaps money is less the issue and it's my time and soul i'd be saving on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

[jaguarguard]

Why?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

KNITTING TYPO

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[dick-chugger]

Has anyone else had a wooden sofa or was my family fucked up

[dick-chugger]

Like this sort of thing

[sparrowsarecool]

Ei tällasta saa jemmata tägeihin, apuva:

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th