cals baby bunny

i love him

[hemminqs-deactivated20210724]

luke hemmings makes me want to stab myself in the uterus because if he can’t have my kids nobody can 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[fearlessbandito]

°ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ°

[ashtonsunshine]

L // NO SHAME

via 5SOS' Instagram. 16th February 2020

[sadistmichael]

Masterlist.

This is everything I’ve written so far per anonymous request. I will update this as I post new pieces. 

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[maluminspace]

Luke in leather appreciation for anon

[carriedawayfromhome]

lh.

[talkfastromance4]

I can’t help but imagine this is how he would hold you. Like you’re at a party, your relationship is on the down low because new album new tour and he doesn’t want to throw you all in that so fast. But you’re at this party, right, and he sees you chatting with some guy part of the team. The rational side of Calum knows it’s nothing, but the irrational part of him is sending off warning bells. You’re his girl. He swallows the hard lump in his throat, takes a generous sip of his drink before making his way over to you. It appeases him (slightly) when you smile brightly at him. “Can you help me with something? Ash says there’s more food that needs to be brought out,” he asks as a lame excuse. You don’t see through it, excuse yourself and follow him to the kitchen but Calum pulls you down the hall to one of the guest bedrooms. The lock echoes in the room and before you can turn around, you feel his hot chest against your back. When did he take his shirt off? His right hand lands on your stomach, finger pads teasing the waistband of your leggings while his left hand shifts your neck to the side. His fingers ghosting over your throat as his nose traces your jaw, his breath on your skin. “Want you so bad, babygirl,” he sighs in your ear. Your body trembles at his gravelly voice. His hand on your lower belly pulls you against him and you feel just how bad he wants you. “You want me, too?” He whispers before sucking on your sweet spot on your neck. You moan involuntarily, sighing as his fingers slip beneath your panties. His hand cups your sex and you grind yourself on his hand. “Yeah you do,” he grunts. “No screaming though, okay? Gotta be quiet for me.” His fingers rub vigorously at your clit and you let out a squeak resulting in his left hand gently squeezing on your throat. The heat of his hands, the cool twang from his rings and his lustrous voice in your ear is enough to make you come right there. “What did I say?” “‘m sorry,” you sigh trying to swallow against the pressure of his hand on your throat. “You’re gonna come twice for me. Once from my fingers and then from my mouth and what are you gonna do?” His finger slips inside you. “Be quiet,” you say tensely trying not to moan. “Good girl,” he praises kissing your cheek. “When we get home, you’ll be screaming my name.”

Wow. Okay. Yep. This happened because of those photos. Continue it into a longer blurb? I’m on mobile but these photos🥵🥵🥵 phew.

Part two || Part three

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Taglist: @galcalirwin @cashtonasff5sos @wokeupinjapanisabop @myloverboyash

[fivesecondsofglitter]

5SOS album covers 2014-2020

[morningfears]

Calum Masterlist

Updated: January 16, 2020

Imagines

A Party Song [SMUT] | 4.5k Words

Fratboy!Calum. Your brother is president of Calum’s frat and he’s hated Calum since the day he overheard him talking about wanting to ask you out. What happens when he hears that you’re hooking up with Calum at a party? (Chaos, that’s what happens.)

Rolling [SMUT] | 2k Words

Sex with Stoner!Calum.

Pierced [SMUT] | 5.7k Words

Piercer!Calum pierces your nipples.

Hold My Hand | 1.5k Words

College!AU. Calum goes with you to get your first tattoo.

Turn | 2.3k Words

Fratboy!Calum. Calum is a gentleman at a frat party and saves you from a drunken brother.

Dear Stranger | 2.2k Words

When you can’t talk to Calum, you talk to a stranger. A letter to a stranger detailing the beginning and subsequent end of your relationship with Calum.

Matching | 2.5k Words

A soft day in with Cal hits a snag when Luke interrupts.  | Soft nail painting with Cal. Cute face masks. Luke being annoying.

Strip It Down | 5.8k Words [SMUT]

Stripper!Calum. That’s it. That’s the post

.Friends | 3.6k Words [SMUT]

You and Calum have been friends for a little over a year and while he initially wanted to keep things platonic, you’re getting mixed signals. And following a day smoking together, the two of you end up making a move that could drastically alter your relationship.

Good Night | 1.8k Words [SMUT]

Calum gets home later than he planned and wakes you up in the best way.

Stacks | 3.5k Words [SMUT]

College!AU. Calum is usually into being watched but tonight, he wants to try something different. Ft. Voyeurism and public sex. (AKA Calum watches his girlfriend fuck Luke.)

Cocoon | 3.1k Words [SMUT]

Soft, fluffy, stoned sex with Calum. That’s it. (Drug mentions, obviously, and unprotected sex.)

Summer Nights | SERIES, Camp Counselor!AU

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Ice | 7.7k Words [SMUT]

Calum doesn’t believe in love but you make him crazier than he ever imagined anyone could. | (Vaguely a hockey AU? Warnings: Unprotected sex, a fight, creepy dudes in bars.)

Like Hell | 3.3k Words

Demon!Calum x Angel!Reader

DIY Romance | 1.6k Words

“Am I your lock screen? That’s so cute.” “…you weren’t supposed to see that.” YouTuber!Reader and YouTuber!Cal that no one asked for but I’m sort of obsessed with. And pining best friends to lovers!

Marry Me | 1.7k Words

“10, 12, and 13 with calum, maybe? like. maybe he proposes to you on the way to your parents house for christmas?” “I’ve been practicing this for weeks but now that I’m looking at you, I can barely remember my own name.” | “Marry me.” | “What did you say?”

In the Ring | 8.8k Words

Calum hadn’t been the same since she left. He was a shell of the man he once was, bitter and angry at the world. It was his fault, he knew that, but it hurt to know that she was no longer around. So when Calum gets to fight the man that encouraged her to leave, he’s out for blood. Her unexpected appearance, though, leaves him desperate for something else. | Underground boxer/vaguely mechanic!Calum. Ft. Descriptions of blood and violence. Language.

Dark Blue | 11k Words [SMUT]

Calum and your older brother were best friends. Although the pair of you got off on the wrong foot, you spent the summer together and fell for one another somewhere along the way. However, when your brother moved away for college, Calum disappeared, too. But a long drive serves to close the distance between the pair of you. | Vaguely Stranger Things AU (it’s set in Hawkins, reader works at Starcourt, mentions Steve, and Calum’s story is loosely based on Billy’s here). Brother’s best friend, car sex, mechanic!Cal.

Camping | 5.5k Words

Ashton is tired of everyone complaining that they’re bored during long breaks so he decides that a camping trip is necessary. He’s also decided that he’s tired of you and Calum dancing around one another, ignoring your obviously shared feelings, and that this trip is the perfect time to force you to acknowledge them. | College AU ft. tent sharing!

Drabbles

Sit Still [Cockwarming; SMUT]

Plaid [Thigh riding in those plaid pants; SMUT]

Clean It Up [5some; SMUT]

Road Trip

Good Use [SMUT]

Lie to Me

Rival

[softforcal]

Calum Hood Masterlist

(BLURBS HERE!)

Oneshots

First tat : Tattooist!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 1.5k

Reader gets her first tattoo from Tattooist Cal

Coverup : Soulmate!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 3k

Cal doesn’t believe in his soulmate until he meets her

Oreo : Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 1k

Reader finds out Cal likes eating more than just Oreos

Breathing : Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 500 words

Reader thinks Cal is hot when he smokes

Delicious : Demon!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, soft, 15.5k

Demon Cal is appointed to take care of the reader

Noise : Neighbour!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, soft, slow burn, 13.7k

Annabelle’s new neighbour is a panty dropper and Annabelle has to hear it every night

Gang Au masterlist of oneshots 🍭

126.8k of all the guys finding love. ft Cashton

Floral : Tattooist!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 13.3k

Calum takes on an adorable new apprentice who specializes in floral tattoos

Bro Code : Prince!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 11k

Prince Calum toys with breaking the Bro Code all for his best friend’s little sister

Cromulent : Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 18.5k

Calum is not a fan of PR relationships, or his new ‘girlfriend’

Opaque : Grung!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Drifting : Gang!Calum oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, 3.2k, pure smut

Gang Cal takes you for a ride on his Harley, fucks you on his car, then takes you drifting and fucks you again, you know, as one does. 

Fuck Your Ex : Coachella!Calum oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, 2.3k, smut

You’re a co headliner with 5sos at a festival and when you run into your ex, it spurs Calum to finally tell you how he feels

Band Baby : Dad!Cal  oneshot 🍭

13.7k, oc, smut

When Luke’s roommate gets out of an abusive relationship and is newly pregnant, all the guys, especially Calum are there for her and as Calum takes her to ultrasounds and hangs out with her and grabs 2am junk food cravings, he falls more and more in love with her. 

+ video on how i made the entire fic 🍭

Something Like Love : Ceo!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, 23.5k, some love triangle

Calum likes his new assistant more than he should, but there are… obstacles (slow burn)

Monte Carlo : Racecar Driver ! Cal oneshot🍭

OC, 14k, slow burn

They’d been going to the same bar for a while, too shy to talk to each other. Then they meet across the globe. He’s there for an F1 race and she’s there as an Instagram promoter. Angst and slow burn ensues. 

HCs

Slytherin!Cal x Hufflepuff Reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Ravenclaw reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Gryffindor reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Slytherin reader HC (P) 🍫

Calum x opener!reader HC 🍫

Cal on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Being Cal’s celebrity crush HC 🍫

Roommate!AU Cal x Reader HC 🍫

Dating Tattooist!Cal HC 🍫

Tattooist!Cal x reader sex HC 🍫

Dad!Calum HC 🍫

Being Cal’s flatmate Moodboard/HC 🍫

Twin-Dad Calum HC (P) 🍫

Cal x interviewer!reader HC (P) 🍫

Cal x 5th 5sos member HC (P) 🍫

Smoking Buddy Cal HC (P) 🍫

Cake

Stay Still : Tattooist/Piercer!Cake 🍭

Reader Insert, 3k, pure smut

Reader just wants their tits pierced and runs into a hot tattooist and their fuck buddy

Opaque : Cake 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Movie Snack : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.2k, poly

Luke gets bored during movies and Cal is over

Road Trip : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.5k, poly

A Road Trip with the boys leads to smutty Cake

Road Trip pt 2 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.3k, poly

The Road Trip continues

Poly Cake on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Poly Cake (Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Luke, Gryffindor Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cake x reader, your first tattoo blurb 🍬

Poly Cake clubbing with reader blurb 🍬

Dirty talk with protective!Cake blurb 🍬

Putting on a show for Cake after their show blurb 🍬

Cashton

2 snakes and a badger : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 4k, poly

Slytherin!Cal and Hufflepuff!Ash have a thing for Slytherin reader

Nascar and Nuero : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, Smut, 3.5k, poly

Neuro!Cal has a thing for his patient, Nascar!Ash’s girlfriend

Both : Cashton 🍭

Hemmings!Reader, smut, soft, 11.2k, poly

Reader is Luke’s sister and Cashton like her too much

Luxury : Gang!Cashton 🍭

OC, smut, soft, 12.6k, poly

Bartender Puppy catches the eye of 2 gang members

Patience: Gang AU Bonus Chapter 🍭

OC, Smut, 5.3k

Cashtonxpuppy smut and girl friend bonding

A Whole Lot of Love : Dom!Cashton (patreon exclusive) 🍭

reader insert, 3k, smut, poly

reader is a brat at a party and Cashton is not pleased

Camping, cockwarming and Cashton (patreon exclusive)🍭

Reader insert, 3.2k, smut

Cockwarming while camping gets even more interesting when a game of truth or dare reveals you think Ashton is hot

Poly Cashton on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Slytherin Ash x Hufflepuff Cal x Slytherin reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Hufflepuff Ashton, Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton sugar daddies x reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton lazy day with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Gryffindor Ash/reader x Hufflepuff Cal) HC 🍫

Breaking Dom!Cashton’s rules blurb 🍬

Ash walking in on you and Cal blurb 🍬

Slytherin!Cashton x gryf!reader vibrating panties blurb 🍬

Dom!Cashton punishment and panties blurb 🍬

Cashton compete for reader’s orgasms blurb 🍬

Cashton birthday spanks blurb 🍬

Sex with doctor!Cashton in an on call room blurb 🍬

Cashton treating you on mothers day (P)🍬

Malum

Poly Malum (Toys) HC 🍫

Poly Malum on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly hogwarts Malum (slytherin cal/michael x hufflepuff reader) HC 🍫

4/4

Feeling Down : 4/4 🍭

reader insert, 1.5k, soft/fluff, poly

Depressed/Sad!Reader is feeling down while they vacation in a winter wonderland lodge, 4/4 help her feel better

4/4 x reader + all poly here

Kink masterlist Here

[royalcalum]

libracalum masterlist

Please note: stories containing an asterisk* contain explicit content and aren’t suitable for those under 18. Don’t read them if you shouldn’t or I’ll tell your mom.

I cherry picked the stories included because I’ve written well over 500 and some were stupid or just downright awful. I honestly didn’t even want to include blurbs instead of full stories but I figured y’all might still like them. This is going to be my archived list soon because I want to start over (to an extent) with new, better content so I’ll have this linked on my blog until I get some more new stuff posted!

Band (4/4)

brother!5sos and boyfriend!5sos (rated PG-13): seeing marks from a rough night // walking in on you getting a hickey // walking in on you - part two // your sex tape leaks

getting high with the band

having a panic attack

you think you’re too thin

you think you’re too big

when they like someone

personalities they like

dark paradise by lana del rey

finding out they like you

catching you watching porn*

punishing you*

teasing you about hickeys*

music you make out to

overstimulation*

hooking up with the lights on*

joining the mile high club*

getting jealous of your best guy friend

offering to take your virginity*

moaning your name in their sleep* (michael and luke) (ashton and calum)

teasing you for being innocent

grinding

eating you out for the first time*

becoming friends with benefits*

helping him go down on you*

their kinks*

giving him head when he’s on the phone with the guys*

nasty naughty boy by christina aguilera*

catching him moaning your name*

spanking*

tying you up*

skin by rihanna*

catching you watching lesbian porn*

ASHTON

Savages*** (gang!ash) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen // part seventeen // part eighteen- happily ever after // alternate ending - sad ending

asking him out

nicotine by panic! at the disco

the morning after

sleepy morning sex*

submissive!ash*

waking up next to him

tonight, you’re mine*

getting high and hooking up*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

cute, giggly ash*

hating each other but hooking up*

riding him when he’s on the phone*

riding his thigh*

blindfolds, handcuffs, baby girl, and kitten*

eating you out in front of the guys*

michael + ashton threesome*

luke + ashton threesome*

kissing luke*

they watch him go down on you*

FaceTiming him*

CALUM

The Animal Inside*** (werewolf!calum) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // original ending // cheesy ending

Alpha Sigma Phi*** (frat!cal) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen

meeting up

apologizing when you’re mad at him

seeing each other after you breakup

accidentally admitting he likes you

giving him a lap dance*

walking in on him*

finding out you’re flexible

hiring a “dancer”*

getting caught by paparazzi*

teasing him*

post workout session*

getting revenge*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

hating each other but hooking up*

waking him up*

heading home early*

jersey girl*

getting caught by your mom*

throat fucking*

LUKE

Yes, Sir*** (ceo!luke) - part one // part two // part three (coming soon)

Highway to Hell*** (demon!luke) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen // part seventeen

Reject*** (punk!luke) - part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six // part seven // part eight // part nine // part ten // part eleven // part twelve // part thirteen // part fourteen // part fifteen // part sixteen // epilogue

neck kisses

cuddling

announcing your relationship

getting caught keeping your relationship a secret

when you’re both famous

late night driving

the morning after*

ringing the ‘sex’ bell*

brother!ash finds out about boyfriend!luke*

they’re wrong*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

hating each other but hooking up*

the night before he leaves for tour*

getting high and hooking up*

luke + ashton threesome*

calling him vanilla*

getting caught by your dad*

hittin’ it from the back*

MICHAEL

Screw the Police*** (cop!michael) - chapter one // chapter two // chapter three // chapter four // chapter five // chapter six // chapter seven // chapter eight // chapter nine // chapter ten // chapter eleven // chapter twelve // chapter thirteen // chapter fourteen // chapter fifteen

asking him out

liking you as best friends

liking ashton’s (fictional) sister

nicotine by panic! at the disco

handcuffing you*

losing it to your best friend* (part one)

post show session*

hating each other but hooking up*

playing video games and getting bored*

michael + ashton threesome*

beating him in call of duty*

getting caught by your dad*

damn good night*

[lucidlrh]

only you - l.h.

word count: 1.8k

summary: after an argument, fwb!luke shows you who you belong to.

warnings: SMUT!!, daddy kink, spanking, super slight degradation, dom!luke

a/n: i wrote this all last night and it kinda sucks i’m soRRY

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[maguslupus]

[lemoncheerios]

fire // ch smut

Word Count: 4679

Calum x OC (Liv)

SMUT// NSFW 18+

One night stand, aggressive, hookup, choking, scratching

Explicit/Graphic

A gift for a very special friend

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[outerspaceisbetterthannothing]

Royal Blood [Alpha!Cal AU]

Part 2 to “The Girl Who Cried Wolf”

Summary: No matter how fast you run, you can’t run from yourself

Warnings: oh, wow, where do I start?.. still, a lot of smut, still nothing too gross, but full on smut. also description of violence and abusive and toxic relationship, some curse words and, as usual, lack of proofreading

A/N: so, “The Girl Who Cried Wolf” got such a great response from you, guys, (thank you a million times for that again) that my vague ideas formed into the whole plan for this series, so, here’s part two to the story of our two wolves, which isn’t going to be last for sure! All my love goes to my pixie @bringmethehorizonandpizza for tolerating me and kicking my ass during this hell of a ride (and this part is hell of a ride, trust me). Traditionally, thank you @flannelpunkcalum for alpha Cal 😘. Huge shout out to the wonderful @burncrashbromance for the mind blowing lyrics edit you can see in the moodboard (the theme song for this part is ‘Little Monster’ by Royal Blood). I’m really in love this this part, so I hope you’ll like it too. Feedback is extremely appreciated, as always. Enjoy!

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[wildflowercal-deactivated202101]

I can’t believe I actually witnessed him with my own eyes

[outerspaceisbetterthannothing]

The Girl Who Cried Wolf [Alpha!Cal AU]

Summary: Two wolves can play this game

Warnings: this is smut, kids, nothing gross, but full ass smut, including masturbation, oral giving and receiving and good ol’ dick game, so 18+ oh, yeah, and lack of proofreading ofc

A/N: I have no idea how this came to life. We were just pissing each other off with @bringmethehorizonandpizza one night and whooops, almost 11k of god knows what popped into life. And as a matter of fact, I really love the way it turned. I guess, special thanks and credits go to @flannelpunkcalum for planting an idea of alpha!Cal into my mind. Didn’t know I needed it, Betty, thank you very much lol. Also big heart eyes to @calumspeachy for the moodboard inspiration. Note please, it was supposed to  be a one shot, but idek, i may or may not have some ideas, so you can request for the second part ig. Feedback is extremely appreciated. Enjoy!

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