WE CAN ALWAYS GRAB PIZZA LATER IF WE DON’T FIND ANYTHING
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WE CAN ALWAYS GRAB PIZZA LATER IF WE DON’T FIND ANYTHING
written by Sam
hitandgun - ash: txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."
even more fucking text memes! || ACCEPTING.
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CONTACTS >>> ASH
[ MARK]: If you tell me I can’t do somethin’ .. im gonna prove you wrong[ MARK: ] ..like sayin’ i can’t consume 5 large pizzas in 30 mins or less.
sHe // ZAYN
Okay.. But what if mark had an aversion to blood but only if it got on him. Like he's so chill, taking people down but once it gets on him at any point he tries to be cool but it's really like yikes ^tm
even more fucking text memes!
symbols:
send ☀ for a good fucking morning text
send ✉ for a un fucking sent text
send ❤ for an i fucking love you text
send ☾ for a good fucking night text
send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text
send ✕ for of course fucking not text
send ✂ for a fucking lying text
send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text
send ♋ for a fucking sext
send ► for a fucking wrong person text
send ☢ for a fucking drunken text
actual texts:
txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"
txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."
txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."
txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"
txt - "you're a fucking asshole."
txt - "did you fuck him/her?"
txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."
txt - "you fucking infuriate me."
txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"
txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"
txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"
txt - "i want to fuck you."
txt - "fuck right off."
txt - "i'm fucking sorry."
txt - "i won't fucking apologise."
txt - "this is your fucking fault."
txt - "you're fucking beautiful."
txt - "you're fucking ugly."
txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."
txt - "i fucking despise you."
txt - "fuck."
txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."
txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"
txt - "i've been fucking arrested."
txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."
txt - "just fucking shut up already."
txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."
txt - "send me fucking pictures."
txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"
txt - "i want you fucking naked."
txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."
WE CAN ALWAYS GRAB PIZZA LATER IF WE DON’T FIND ANYTHING
written by Sam
and i can’t keep a girl, no
cause as soon as the sun comes up
i cut ‘em all loose and work’s my excuse
but the truth is i can’t open up
#lifegoals
okay lets play a game: instead of y’all asking me headcanon questions, send me your headcanons for my muse. ( bonus: if i really like it i may make it an official headcanon )
Hotline Miami 2 - RED
the wolf among us || starters
❝ Is that a threat? ❞ ❝ These lips are sealed. ❞ ❝ It is better to be feared than loved .❞ ❝ I’ve seen the way you look at ___ , okay ? You’re not foolin’ me. ❞ ❝ You’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❞ ❝ Anyone ever tell you you got a big fuckin’ mouth? ❞ ❝ Whatever . I’m too out of it to get into it. ❞ ❝ We all have our parts to play. ❞ ❝ You can’t change the past. ❞ ❝ ____ , I’m gonna break your fucking face. ❞ ❝ I’ve heard stories about you. ❞ ❝ In some tiny little bottled up way , deep inside … you kind of enjoy it when things go wrong. ( Because it gives you an excuse to just … stop pretending. ) ❞ ❝ Life is easier with friends. ❞ ❝ Well I’d appreciate it if you’d fuck off. ❞ ❝ But no, hate’s the wrong word. They fear you more than anything. ❞ ❝ I know you like this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you got going for yourself. ❞ ❝ I wish I could have seen it. ❞ ❝ I’ll see you around. ❞ ❝ You almost looked peaceful. Except you’re lying in a dirty alley. ❞ ❝ Just… try not to be like ( yourself )… ❞ ❝ Pardon the intrusion. I wasn’t aware this was a munchkin’s house. ❞ ❝ I didn’t realize you were the bitch of the bitch. ❞ ❝ Hey, what are your plans now? ❞ ❝ I’m not yours to lose! ❞ ❝ Blah blah… blah blah blah. ❞ ❝ Are you saying you need a friend right now? You can trust me. ❞ ❝ People are scared of you. I mean, look at your hands. ❞ ❝ You looked like when you take an action figure and bend its limbs the wrong way. ❞ ❝ But at the end of the day I’m still the bad guy. ❞ ❝ Everything used to be so simple… we had a beginning, a middle, & an end. ❞ ❝ When we suffer, we do it in silence. ❞ ❝ You should worry about your own fucking situation. ❞ ❝ I’ve made mistakes. ❞ ❝ You do what you want… you always do what you want. ❞ ❝ I’m glad you’re not dead. ❞ ❝ We need to do things the right way! ❞ ❝ You’ll pray to any god who’ll listen that your mother never shit you into this fucking world. ❞ ❝ Wait a minute… someone’s watching. ❞ ❝ I know it’s dangerous, but I’m not helpless. I can take care of myself. ❞ ❝ Not now, not now, shhhh, the grown ups are talking. ❞ ❝ Out of my way! I’ll show you how it’s done! ❞ ❝ Do you want the Big Bad Wolf to take you away? ❞ ❝ That was about 8 on the asshole scale… ❞ ❝ Cut the bullshit & quit wasting my time. ❞ ❝ This was really the wrong day to try & pull this shit! ❞ ❝ You’re a monster! A fucking monster! ❞ ❝ You understand wanting to protect what you care about, don’t you? You’d do anything. ❞
WE CAN ALWAYS GRAB PIZZA LATER IF WE DON’T FIND ANYTHING
written by Sam