This blog is an absolute mess

My name is Graeme and I'm from Canada. he/him

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[maidthings]

if you befriend enough weirdos you can get lectures for free

[muppetshow2026]

if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

[muppetshow2026]

they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it

[muppetshow2026]

wait everyone else shush i need to be alone with this person for a second

[crowbone]

[orpheusilver]

the thing about vampire fangs is if they have them out all the time thats a serve bc its about the concealment yknow youre managing how youre percieved and thats a good queer allegory and the like, if they can hide their fangs and only show them when theyre drinking a la iwtv then thats erection imagery and makes it all implicitly erotic. if they dont have fangs they were written by a mormon.

[orpheusilver]

stephanie meyer why the fuck would you do that genuinely

[bitingyougently]

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[songofsaraneth]

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him (via @placeofwonder)

[doorstoplord]

Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because

[doorstoplord]

I cannot believe

I cannot believe that people actually tried this

And even less can I believe that they’re going full Karen to Chase customer service workers. Like you did check fraud. You did a crime. You don’t get to complain about the consequences.

[doorstoplord]

Wait like some people don’t know

So there was a glitch in Chase’s check deposit system. Usually when you cash a check, only a fraction of the full amount is available to you immediately until the check clears. The glitch made it so you could cash a checks full amount right away no matter how big.

So. People were writing themselves massive checks and immediately withdrawing cash they technically didn’t have and then closing their bank account. They were calling it an “infinite money glitch” like it’s the Sims or something.

But it’s not like a cheat code that was suddenly discovered. It’s just check fraud. It’s just straight up a felony. And a good chunk of them filmed themselves doing it.

So people are waking up finding they’re in the negative however many thousands of dollars they pulled.

What BAFFLES me is that people are calling Chase demanding their accounts be reopened, demanding their money back. Work from home Chase agents have shared the calls they’ve been getting from people angry they’re in the red. Like it’s not your money anymore, love, you STOLE it and they took whatever you had originally to try to pay the balance back!! That’s not yours anymore!

People are being SNIPPY on tiktok when people tell them that they did a CRIME. This one lady was like “you don’t know the law, my lawyer knows the law” and it’s like honey! Your lawyer is going to do his fuckin best but you did a crime and then you FILMED YOURSELF. You’re going to jail! Now is the time to start practicing what my therapist calls radical acceptance!

So that’s the tea on the money glitch. Most banks are giving them 30 days to pay the amount back but some people I’ve heard are already being arrested.

[runawaymarbles]

Slate magazine's write up

[doubleca5t]

The really insane part of this is that banks have a blacklist of customers who get caught attempting fraud cause that way if someone is trying to run scams they can't just jump from one bank to another pulling the same shit over and over. So not only are the people who tried this deep in the red, they're gonna have a hard time using ANY bank for the foreseeable future. Part of me wants to have sympathy for them because they folks completely fucked their lives up but also... people REALLY need to start doing some research outside of tiktok because this is the kind of thing where even a cursory Google would have shown you how bad an idea this is.

[sistertaxon]

we need to bring back the word square like i don't think it's problematic that you listen to taylor swift i just kinda think it's lame as hell

[sistertaxon]

my favourite part of this post is that every time it gets notes i get a burst of transphobic anons

[foone]

I really hate that so many people can't tell a difference between "lost media" and "commercially unavailable media".

Like there's a TV tropes article that calls the SNES Lion King game "lost media".

No? We have ROMs and there's carts on ebay?

But it's no available in the Nintendo Switch store, so it's "lost media".

Like, don't get me wrong, the fact that there's so many games (especially Nintendo console games!) that you cannot legally purchase right now is definitely a problem, but it's a mostly separate problem from lost media, which is where there's no archived versions anywhere, and it's potentially completely lost.

[brightlotusmoon]

[theonewhopoops]

[brightlotusmoon]

[naamahdarling]

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

[magpie-marvin]

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

[strange-aeons]

also @dashcon-two cosplay ideas

[filthy-rat]

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

[incendavery]

average library childrens room tasks

[strange-aeons]

Strange! What have you to say for yourself regarding this controversy?!

You do not come to my channel to learn about Canadian culture (or American). You come to my channel to learn about the culture of blingee.com.

And this guy didn’t even mention the video where I talk about how the earliest known use of uwu was by a French Canadian furry. How sad.

[strange-aeons]

I filmed an entire video essay about mall goth in the dufferin mall wearing the platforms that make me 6’1 while also evading security.

I dare say I shove Toronto down my audience’s throat at every opportunity.

[strange-aeons]

And then there was the time I DID get escorted out by security for dangling a long furby off Toronto city hall.

You know what maybe I am a Canadian education channel.

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[themboots]

[commander-ledi]

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

[threecirclingbuzzards]