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text | gray ⇄ tana
santana: That was SO lame. In fact, I might never look at '69'ing' the same 'gain.
santana: Or we could play dress up. I have a thing for cops. ;)
gray: ouch excuse me you love my jokes
gray: y'know i think i've got some handcuffs somewhere.
text | gray ⇄ tana
santana: I don't know, what is it?
santana: Well you should have called me over cutie, you know I woulda brought soup over and dressed up in my candy strippers uniform. I've like grown a foot since high school, so their is some serious cleavage on both set of bouncy betties. I do miss you prince charming.
gray: 68 cause once you get to 69 you have to turn around! ;)
gray: shit i shoulda but my phone and shit went out of service and i just got well enough to go fix it. maybe i'll just play sick to see that sometime.
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santana: Google, duh. You know I had to step my game up with the king perv texting me. :p
santana: Where the hell you been though? Might miss that mug, and I mean MIGHT.
gray: whats the speed of sex?
gray: i caught the flu or some shit. couldn't stop puking. haha yeah right you know you miss me, babygirl.
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santana: Have you been stalking my instagram 'gain? Stalker, but you're lucky you're hot.
santana: what do you call mobile porn? flash drive.
gray: you caught me.
gray: shittt thats a good one. are you sure you didnt hear that from me?
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gray: do you live on a chicken farm? 'cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Is that what I’m suppose yell out when you’re doing work on my lady bits? I think Papi is more fitting babe. Good, ‘cos Prince Charming is usually gay, so glad to hear that. So I can even call you Prince Charming or Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?
Heh, Papi works too, babygirl. Whatever you want. Though, gotta say I prefer Boo Boo Kitty Fuck to Prince Charming. Much more original, and I love that fuckin' movie.
Perfect, then I’ll defiantly get pretty for the you then Daddy-O. Gotta for my Prince Charming or whatever the hell you are there.
Feel free to shorten that to just Daddy. You know I ain't nobody's Prince Charming. But, call me what ya want, San.
Are you sure it wasn’t That 70’s Show? I’m pretty sure that’s the last time I heard the term “ganja” taken seriously.
I'm tryna bring it back.
Weed is classic.
Then classic is boring.
The view? Of what? Like the show? ‘Cos warning you the main characters are white dudes. One is like white leather that’s been caught throw the mower and the other looks like Staurt Little. If you’re talking ‘bout me…I guess I can oblige to that.
Ew. Fuckin' gross. Old white dudes and Stuart Little are not my thing. 'Course I was talking about you, babygirl.
No I mean the word. It’s so… weird. Call it weed like normal people, Gray.
There's so many cool ass words for weed though. Like kush, bud, chronic. Just callin' it weed is boring.
Ganja? ‘Kay old man, you teleport to the ‘70’s to pick up on that funky lingo? Anyways, you should witch it up to Breaking Bad ‘cos they’re having a marathon and I might come over.
Nah, nah, I'm trying to bring it back 'cause it's the fucking fun to say. Breaking Bad? Ain't ever seen it, but that's alright. I'll turn it on and you can watch it. I'll just like.. admire the view or something.
Ganja is such a weird term.
Ganja is the best term.
I was gonna go out tonight, but I got distracted by Futurama and some good ass ganja. Oh fuckin' well.
How are the Mafia and a Pussy similar?
It is! I swear it, if you tell it to me tomorrow sober I am gonna be like naaahhhh, and then start singing ‘You a Stupid Ho’ by Niki Minag to you. It’s okay, I still might keep you ‘round cutie pie.
If you don't laugh I'll have to keep telling you "stupid" jokes until ya do. Aw, aren't you an absolute sweetheart.
How are the Mafia and a Pussy similar?
That was the stupidest joke I ever laughed at. I’m gonna blame the gruesome twosome Mary Jane and Jack Daniels for that one though.
Dude, that joke's not stupid. It's hi-fuckin-larious. You know you woulda laughed at it sober, babygirl.
How are the Mafia and a Pussy similar?
What? You didn't like my fucking hilarious joke?
