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I don't know what to put here. What the flippi. I study the topic of type o negative ☝🤓 I know everything to know about Type o negative, allegedly. (I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HARLEM SHAKE OPENING SELF AUTOMATICLY ON YOUR COMPUTER ON FULL VOLUME)

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I broke my stupid bum ass phone in the most convenient spot to where I cant fucking click on the Tumblr app which is most likely for the best cause be honest who actually likes Tumblr besides fucking crazy people or people who just like to make fun of the crazy people who like Tumblr... I honestly just wanted to go on here to see if I had notifications before finding out my STUPID ass phone doesnt work, and my phone which I'd probably be better off without cause back in my day we spent 13 hours everyday with out sunscreen outside hunting grasshoppers IS RAGE BAITING ME... also I can't add pictures anymore cause like the top of my phone is just all black cause my huge manly hands pressed the screen too hard and made it go ANDHRBSHSJAGEBEBRYEBDGDH. Anyway peter mention he's actually a freak and watches me in bed while I toss and turn while laying in my sweat and blood while my legs ache AND I KEEP WAKING UP EVERY HOUR TO CHANGE POSITIONS WHILE I BLEED CAUSE MY LEGS HURT... and he just sits there with his night light getting crawled on by roaches like a freak.

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In Be My Druidess I liked peter said "ill do anything to make you crumb" or whatever the fuck he said. Anyway in the sacred words of my goatty "I forgot peter had a Brooklyn accent and it scared me." Men from Brooklyn are scary in general dawg... like what are you yelling for. Keep it down fr.. in this establishment I call "home" (solitary confinement) stay tf quiet unless you're being a silly goober ok? Only I can do the yelling stuff. Go do anything to make her crumb fr peter...

Freaking silly goober fr, what does he think hes doing? What is he trying to accomplish.. like go take a nap bbg before I beat you with you with fly swatter public edition.

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Guys I need to make an update about the tragic and violent loss of my Juicy Melon lip gloss from Victoria Secret.... it was literally just in the fucking depths of my bag and I found it while searching like a Neanderthal through my bag for my eyeliner and then it just materialized in my hands, like dawg what the flip??? I fucking mourned that thing for a week and oh, there it is! That's like if we all found out peter was still alive and just thought it would be a funny stunt to fake his death and then just show up in your back seat with a loaded gun, like where have you been...???

I needed you dawg and you were too busy at the bottom of my bag WHICH ISNT EVEN THST MESSY BY THE WAY!!A thats why I'm fucking tweaking, cause my bag isn't even fucking messy fr. Not yet like wait till it's the end of the year, that mf is gonna be filled with nothing but lip gloss just so I never lose a tube in my bag again cause the only thing in there will be lip gloss. It'll be a fucking feast fr and I'll funnel it all into my mouth like a glutton and oil myself up in it cause I'm actually diddy.

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Why the fuck do I have 250 likes, what the freak... my fuck ass posts are so stupid dawg WHY, like this account was literally just made as a joke and as a way to harass this old account taken down made by a 12 year old who believed pelle ynve ohlin was her fucking husband..

I'm the fucking thinker fr dawg.. actually I'm the fucking winner. I'm the roblox victory sound effect

I like how im acting like 250 is a lot when it's fucking not considering its like the same 5 people and rarely like two random people out of the blue will like one kind of serious post about peter 😔🚬

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Peter looks like he constantly had either a stomach ache or heartburn... like just look at him, he constantly looks uncomfortable. like just take a tums, we won't judge ur not old just chug some pepto bismol. One time I was at the gym waiting to take a shower and this woman with a mullet dyed hot pink pulled out a bottle of pepto bismol infront of me and started chugging it. Fucking goals, but I oddly was terrified of her... it repelled me fr, hiding in the corner as this woman chugs pepto infront of me.

Poor lil baby fr did he ever get to just take a nap? He should've taken more naps AND DRANK MORE WATER. anyway. I'm about to read my debt card out loud. I-C-U-P. So will you be on the flight? actually will you be flying the plane? 911 is on their way.

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I lost my fucking lipgloss while crying....

It was my favorite one too, it was juicy melon by Victoria secret and half the tube was gone cause you think i put that on my lips?... no I squeeze it into my mouth like a heathen.

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Guys I really hate to be that person but I fucking hate getting flash-banged with just full on smut on accident.. like I'll see peters name in a long ass paragraph and it's just fucking porn.. yayyyy!!! I love Tumblr!!! Don't touch my dandelion crayon hoe.... (refrancing my last post like an original gangster fr)

Look at this fella dawg, he's so silly!!! He's the pointer fr. He's on his pointathon... in fact he's the pointatron if you know what I mean. He thinks he so funny... and he IS‼️ 🗣️ 🔊 ✅ ✅ ✅ or is he...? NEW YORK?!? OUAIS!!!! Gimme kiss.... quoi?... also Marilyn Monroes makeup artist died on Monday. Erm... the peter allegations got to her, she knows he's the real Marilyn guys!!! I knew it!! Finally getting back on my schizophrenic rants guys, I was getting too serious.

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I'm gonna bust cause my drill penis is drilling so hard it went through the roof guys... anyway I'm gonna do violent illegal things if I hear one more thing about someone thinking I'm their friend after one day of talking, and at that about something very small.. it's like saying hi to someone you just met then immediately getting down on one knee to propose. like woah there who said even fucking liked you? Ima be honest in real life I am a very opinionated person, like you will know if I don't fucking like you, and I'm going to be a bitch cause I'm tired of people thinking I'm some free space for them to dump all their shit onto verbally when I don't know you like that.. like my goatty can vent and I'll listen and care cause I've gone through stuff with my goatty and they know me, but if you're like "my mom sucks... (goes on to pull up a chair at my very small desk to sit next to me) you know my relationship with my mommy sucks.." I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME DAWG!!! GET AWAY PLEASE!!!! Like first off you're like making nasty bossy remarks to me about my fucking crayons, mf literal crayons... why do you think we're friends. Like I'm sorry you're jealous I have the limited edition 8 pack of discontinued crayons for 1 dabolonnie and 50 cents. like bitch don't touch my dandelion crayon hoe.

This is a good representation. this mf on the left of me ranting about how her mom never talks to her, meanwhile I live in an rv with my mom... when I told her I live in an rv she was like "wow lucky!!" As if I didn't have a fucking backpack for the first 3 fucking weeks of school, among other things. Yea guys I'm real lucky!!! And then me on the right just sitting there coloring my my fuck ass periodic table of elements looking for valence electrons. Anyway peter mention he's actually not dead guys he faked it and lives in my backyard and sometimes I see him do the gnarly dance and yes, he can throw it back 😫

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Whoever decided it was smart to make the funeral I was gonna go to, start at 10am, you're stupid and I'm not going CAUSE ITS GONNA BE SUNDAY AND ITS MY WEEKEND AND I WANNA SLEEP IN... like mf I wake up at 10. Don't play with me dawg, me and meemaw are staying home and you can eat your sandwiches alone at the park for this "funeral" CAUSE IM TIRED!!! And I wanted to go to the gym anyway, so take that dawg.

This is my honest reaction when I heard it started at 10. anyway peter mention, I wish the morning of his playgirl photo shoot, he got in a car crash and lived but his phat cock got severed off so I'd never get jumpscared ever again. Like I get it he has a penis... but I don't wanna see it. But today I had to search for the images cause my friend wanted them and I feel like I need to apologize to him cause like, think about it I'm sending his nudes to somebody and he doesn't even know me, like imagine he was a woman, THATS WEIRD. We need to erase his nudes off the internet dawg, if I were him I wouldn't wanna be known for my nudes. HE DIDNT EVEN LIKE IT BLUD!!! Poor fella fr. Ngl I wish he never got in type o cause he'd probably get a nice job, get a nice wife, have kids, and probably would still be alive. I have yet to find someone who shares the same opinion and isn't just blinded by his looks and body...

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I'm actually gonna rephrase my last post, PEOPLE are disgusting, men and women both make me feel gross cause humans in general thrive off sex at some point and it's gross to me dawg

Like just get a hobby, bobby... like go fucking crush cans or something or get a job... jeez dawg..

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Guys flup my stupid bum ass life, I'm thinking of becoming a nun cause grown men disgust me besides the men in type o... other wise grown men are yucky and gross and I'm actually gonna stay a virgin forever and then sacrifice you dirty man whores one day, and I would say use my power to live forever but I don't want to.. so... anyway pineapple upside-down cake is really good and for my peter mention I'll just say he's a diva and he's the only fella I trust and he's dead. so erm. that's awkward guys.

He's a silly goober and he looks like he slept with plushies at night.

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Peter steele looks like the definition of man, if that makes any sense.. like his parents at the gender reveal party they just pulled out a slab of rotting meat and a dumbbell and said "it's a man!!!" Like no boy or girl just "man hit rock, make fire have, sex. Oougahh..." his first words were actually "fetch me a beer and hand me that wrench." But didn't say please cause he's a man, not a gentleman. Also yes I am ragebaiting when I say that cause I think almost everyone knows deep down he had the confidence of a speck of dust. As he should, like what a fatty, eating all the food and drinking all the alcohol, WHAT A GLUTTON!!!!

He needs to put his hard nippels away before I nibble them off the way squidward took that little nibble of a krabbypatty.

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Guys I'm bored so I'm gonna go into a rant about my jewelry and stuff... cause I'm trying to find more vintage chunky rings cause I don't got any, and I'm also trying to find more bangles and bracelets for another bracelet stack for my other arm. also I do believe in mixing metals, I don't mind gold and silver clashing, it looks good in my opinion.. anyway heres all the jewelry I wear religiously, I wear it to bed and everything and I only take these things off to take a shower, or for my earrings, I take them off before washing my face cause they're silver plated and I'm terrified of them tarnishing. also rate the jewelry fr even though 3 fucking people view my shit.

So first, the big red flower bracelet I got on depop after seeing it advertised through Pintrest and I got it not to long ago in June I think. the green bracelet under it was one I got at an herbal shop with my mom after she got me the other beaded bracelet which used to be different shades of green, but the color peeled off after a while. :( the black string bracelets I got a long time ago on etsy, they're black guitar strings and came in a pack of 20 but some snapped off or broke, so now I got only 13 which I don't mind cause mf I listen to type o negative... now if I only had 14 then I'd be upset. anyway, the silver bracelet is actually 3 bracelets. two are matching silver twisted bangles I got from my grandma and the big silver one in the middle is my great grandmother's. The gold trident bangle I got on depop through an ad off Pintrest again and I got it like a week ago I think, and I love it so much fr... the peter necklace I think I've worn consecutively for 3 years which sounds embarrassing in my eyes but I only wear it cause it's the only necklace I really have, and I like how it kinda goes with everything, but people always say, "whose that woman on your necklace?..." and I kinda just stay silent for a second wondering if I should lie and say, "my mom" or say, "that's a man... and he died the same year I was born and he'd be 63 this year. Yes I am kinky like that." Anyway the last picture is of my new earrings, and as you can tell they're pretty big but so far I'm loving them but I can't run with them in unless I wanted my ear to be yanked off, so I have to cover my ears when I run so they don't bounce and I look regarded when I do it.. anyway peter mention, he obviously doesn't have the jewelry swag like I do, I'm the original gangster fr.

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Peter looks like if the word "fist bump" was a human if that makes any sense to you yokels.

When I look at his skin it randomly triggers the smell of the quesadillas my mom used to make for me when I was little which consisted if literally just beans and boiled onion smashed in between two flour tortillas... not very pleasant sounding at all. but thats just what happens, and it's only when I look at his greasy ass skin too. Anyway he should've dropped the skincare routine, I bet it consisted of washing his face with the dirty rag off the floor and touching his face with his nasty hands after hugging and shaking every humans hand on earth, and then going on an interview and saying he has "the plague." But it's ok cause his skin was glowing!!!

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Next time a mf is talking to you, and you don't care, just stick your finger in their mouth while on the middle of their speech. Works like a charm. Also make sure after, you state "that was my jerking hand too.." or, rip the fuck ass "sunburn scab" that looks like herpes, off their lip. Going into strange detail but not gonna specify WHO, cause I'm so dark and edgy. 😫

Peter is actually just herpes by the way... the man the myth the herpe, Peter Steele himself... the old rumors of him being a flea are now in the back of the file cabinet.. we'll take a look at that later but for now it's Marilyn monroe, and herpes. Guys I'm two seconds away from turning into a Poland obsessed schizophrenic with my goatty.... just in solitary confinement with pictures of peter steele, the polish flag, and my cum all over the walls. And my dawg will be next me I'm the corner typing on the type writer with no paper, just imagination like an original gangster...

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Ok.. now you can say I'm basic, but maybe you just have bad taste cause THESE.... these make me cum so fucking hard I actually love them and haven't had them in so fucking long. puts my crunchy unripe ass pear to shame...

Also first day of school and I do my laundry forgetting my schedule was in my pocket and now it's ripped to shreds, Yayyy!!!💔🚬 love my life!!a.... anyway peter mention, his pussy stunk like Life Buoy carbolic soap... he was actually Marilyn Monroe the whole time. Sometimes he'd forget he's trying disguise himself so no one knows he's Marilyn, and I'd catch him standing over manholes and shaking his hair in the wind... little freak.

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Went to the dentist today for the fucking 7th time.. side rant dentist's fucking love me they're like "OH MY GOD GET IN MY CHAIR I LOVE YOU, SUCH A GOOD, GOOD PATIENT YOU ARE!!!" and I'm like "ladies... ladies.. one at a time.." I think one asked me to sign her tits cause I'm such a good patient but I declined politely. Then I got weighed before they started on me (don't fucking know what that has to do with my teeth but ok) and the scale stayed at zero cause I'm such a skinny icon.

Anyway peter mention. My mom asked me why I'm obsessed with him and the first word that popped into my little kidney bean sized brain was "tall." And that's it. But then I thought more and my brain grew to avocado size, and I said "he's so silly he doesn't take anything seriously.. he's like bleh xd" and then I shut the fuck up cause I think that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever typed, and I LIED I didn't say that. I said an essay more than that.