Kush

I smoke a lot.

[weedporndaily]

This beautiful Calypso & Experimental Pink Cadillac by @hightidesb

[beatifultheif]

Me and my best friends collection

[beatifultheif]

got my first steam roller today 😍 #glass #piece #420

[gennyescsecsemo]

[dumdolly]

You really get hate for your eyeliner? Wtf? every time I see your selfies I'm like "Damn her eyes are on point".

omg you have absolutely no idea, it’s totally cooled down but like a couple months back I would get multiple messages a day about how terrible my eyeliner was lol

I mean obviously I don’t give a shit about what people say cause I keep doing it….everyday..lol

[beatifultheif]

Lmao what is wrong with people. keep doing that shit you look great. ive been doing my eyeliner for years and i still mess up all the time, people dont realize the struggle

[gutsbys]

no offense but why am i not one of those instagram baddies who posts pics w/ their perfectly manicured acrylics beside the steering wheel of an italian luxury vehicle or posing in calvin klein underwear with their thighs the size of tree trunks or sprawled across a white duvet w/ their equally attractive boyfriend grabbing their dick thru some grey nike sweats like u KNOW the type of ppl i’m talking about where can i acquire this lifestyle????

[hippie-lesfem-deactivated201602]

Psst: men will never support actual feminism because actual feminism is about female liberation from males. Think critically about it. Why would the dominant class want to help those they’ve built an entire society around the domination of? They wouldn’t. The only feminism that men support is the ~libfem~ shitfuckery that caters to them; they love that rebranded patriarchal tripe. And why wouldn’t they?

[beatifultheif]

What about the men that actually respect their mothers, girlfriends, daughters, sisters, whatever it may be as equals? You can't tell me men feminists don't exist.

[loggednightmares]

To the anon worrying about going back to school after a period of not going - you don't owe them an explanation. You can say you were sick (which is true). I dropped out of school due to mental health issues, haven't said anything to anyone, and two years later I still don't feel like I need to tell them anything, simply because it's none of their business. It's up to you what you feel comfortable sharing with people xxxxx

^^^

[beatifultheif]

I stopped going to my school half my junior year. I tried to get back into it and i just mentally couldnt handle it... I'm an A and B student online now it really helped and its free. Its called tecca academy, if people are struggling with school but stil want to graduate its great!

[lowkey-wannalift-blog]

Okay so. Here’s the story.

I met up with someone who I sold some make up palettes too. Then I went to Sephora and lifted the same products (people are so hungry for too faced palettes like you’ll make bank for sure). Then I went to another store (I’m not going to name it). I lifted the same way I always do, I didn’t change anything, I made sure to conceal in blind spots etc. So I’m leaving the store and just as I leave the exit I notice this really hot guy who looks out of place, he looks like he’s either waiting for someone or looking for someone. I don’t care tho, he’s hot and looks like a regular customer but I’m gone because I have my shit and I’m out the door. Then someone grabs then back of my jacket and says “hey are you sure you want to leave?” I turn around and 3 LP are behind me, including that hot guy I saw. I’m like oh fuck. My bag is filled with shit, I’m fucked. Nonchalantly, I’m like “oh I can go back in and pay (lmao)” and then 1 LP is like, “look across the street” and what do I see? A police officer. At this point, I’m pretty numb and just like okay this is real, this is happening. So the police officer joins us, and they make me empty out my bag. I’m internally freaking out because I have two palettes in my bag, but they don’t see them. 2 LP go back into the store to get the papers I have to fill out, and I follow the police officer to his car. He asks me to empty out my pockets and then says he’s going to search me, so obviously I had to take out the money I got from the make up I sold which was enough money to for sure cover what I lifted. He went through my bag and pulled out the palettes and I’m basically crying inside because what the fuck if he asks me for a receipt, I DON’T FUCKING HAVE ONE. He’s like “these are from the store too?” and I was like “no. They’re from another store…that I paid for”. I got so fucking lucky here because he probably fucking thought they were actual chocolate bars. Because who the fuck can afford palettes that cost $60 EACH but not afford the petty shit I lifted from this store? I am also SO lucky that he didn’t mention these products to the LPs because I’m sure they would have recognized what they were. Anyway, he tells me that I can be charged and tells me my rights, I can contact a lawyer if I want, anything I say can I will be held against me in the court of law (surreal af let me tell you). He says that he’ll have to take me back to the station if the LP decide to charge me, and I’m like omg “do you have to put me in hand cuffs? I’ll cooperate 100%” and he was like “no, just sit on the curb, act like nothing is wrong” (lmao ????? everything is chill af bro I just got caught lifting but it’s chill???). The 2 LPs return from the store with the papers and while I’m talking to the police officer I can hear them laughing at me. 1 LP is really nice and like totally understanding because I said this was my first time doing it, but the other LP is like “hahaha it’s a good thing she’s pretty otherwise I would slam her ass in jail” “hahaha I can’t believe she tried to steal all this stuff”. It was seriously so humiliating and degrading, and I couldn’t fucking say anything. I knew what I was doing. I had the full intent to come to this store and lift. I am guilty. I am a criminal. They obviously pick me apart because I had money with me but still lifted so I was like “I’m going to the bank to pay my bills” and I think they kind of felt bad for me. The police officer asks for my ID and then runs a background check on me. I have no priors, I’m basically an angel. The police officer tells me I have no negative affiliations with the police and then tells me if I cooperate, as I am, things will go smoothly. He asks me why I lifted, what is going to happen if I am charged. Asks me where I go to school, I told him and he asked me what I’m studying and says “please don’t tell me you’re studying criminology”. I tell him psychology, and then he asks me “oh okay, psychology? So how would you describe your behavior?” And I was just like ??? I started crying a little bit and was like “I’m a broke depressed student who did it for the rush (yikes)”  and he’s like “yeah, I agree.” He continues to says that I will be kicked out of school if I have this on my criminal record, that I will never be employed, that I wont be able to get into any good schools, I wont be able to pursue my career in education, that I wont be able to travel if I have this on my record etc. The nice LP tells me he’s not going to charge me, we bond over similar interests (not going to specifically include what they were). So the police officer tells me that there will be like ??? a warning ??? on my name indicating that I did in fact shoplift, but didn’t get charged. It’s not public but if I ever get caught, it’ll be my second offense and I’ll go to jail (holy fuck). So I’m not charged. The LPs take me back into the store, to the back so I can fill out a form that says I will not enter the store again for a year, I’m also banned from all store for a year (which is like, shit. But thankfully, it’s a store that is not hard to avoid. I’m just really fucking paranoid about when my mom comes to visit and what if she wants to go to this store with me????? Like, I’m FUCKED.). So I’m in the back and everyone apparently needs to have my picture on their phone. Which is like, whatever,  I get that, it’s so they can tell other store that this is my face and to call the police if they see my enter the store. Remember the hot guy LP I saw at the beginning of all this? It’s his first fucking day on the job, and I was his first fucking “catch”. He takes a picture of me on this phone and then the nice LP is like “haha your first catch on the job. Savour it” and the hot guy LP is just like “haha” really nervously. It was also really degrading. But whatever, I’m the scum of the earth right. I sign the paper that says I understand and wont enter the store again, then the nice LP tells me he’ll walk me out. And then I leave. And that’s it. It wasn’t really scary, it was just real. Okay, maybe a little terrifying. It’s extremely unsettling because like, we get caught. That’s just what happens. We are not invincible, NONE of us. Even if you haven’t gotten caught, even if you only lift once a month. You are not invincible. You do illegal shit, these are the consequences. I’m just like feeling really fucked and I’m probably going to call my psychiatrist this week and tell confess about it. lmao ahhh. It’s also just surreal to me because no one knows I lift. NO ONE. so like, when my sister comes home and asks what I did today or when my friend sees me tomorrow and asks what I did this week, I can’t fucking say “got caught lifting”. It’s very lonely and fucks with my anxiety. The whole getting kicked out of school thing has me facing reality. I’m bummed out. But like, if I get caught again and charged? I’m dead.

[shoplifting-seagull]

I’m sorry to hear you got caught, and that LP was such a dick. I wonder what would’ve happened if you had kept walking after he grabbed your jacket. That certainly doesn’t seem like something LPs are trained to do, but they often get off on having power over others so that kind of behaviour isn’t surprising.

[lowkey-wannalift-blog]

A police officer was already out on the street so I’m pretty sure if I ran I would have been booked. Also would have been hellaaaa embarrassing if I ran and LP tackled me? nope lol. 

[beatifultheif]

holy shit this is so awful.. me and my friend were at the mall and i had bought one thing and used that bag to get things i lifted.. I had two naked palettes shirts and i dont really remember what else. I was going to sell them too. I had no money on me too except a few dollars. I guess a girl suspected us when we came out of the dressing room and called the cops we got stopped by two officers on our way out of the mall they were looking for us for hours. He was so fucking mean and degrading and threatening it made me cry he was like yelling at us in front if all these people but i think he was just angry that we were minors because he had me call my mom and didnt even take our names I was honestly shocked I was crying in the middle of a crowded mall behind a desk. it was humiliating and I havent been able to lift much since except small things.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[beatifultheif]

IM CRYING

[live-l0veand-lift-deactivated20]

Me and my friend went to three ultas today. 

Since I can’t drive, we have this thing where she provides transportation for us and when we get to ulta I lift stuff for both her and I (she’s too nervous to do it herself). 

I also got some other stuff for some other friends. but ok: sorry this is gonna be really really long

Stuff I lifted for my friend:

Essie nail polish X 9 = 8.50x9=$76.5

OPI nail polish X16  = 9 x 16 =$144

Essie first base base coat - $8.50

Essie ridge filling base coat - $8.50

Essie apricot cuticle oil - $8.50

Essie nail polish remover 4oz - $6

Essie cuticle pen - $12

Essie nail corrector pen - $14

Tweezerman shape and shine nail tool - $9

Burt’s Bees lemon butter cuticle cream - $5.99

Dermalogica clear start emergency spot fix - $19

Neutrogena deep clean blotting sheets - $6.99

TF translucent powder - $30

Benefit theyre real mascara - $23

Smashbox be lengendary lipstick X3 = $20 x 3 = $60

Benefit hydrasmooth lip color - $19

Burt’s bees sensitive eye cream - $14.99

Organix coconut water hydration oil for hair - $7.99

Body benefits socks - $3.99

Oscar balandi dry shampoo - $25

Goodie quick style wet-dry brush - $12.99

Ud makeup setting spray - $30

Ud lush lash system - $42

UD 24/7 eyeliner X3 - $20 x 3 - $60

Jane Carter nourish & shine solution - $21.99

Clarisonic mia 2 - $150

Clinique age defense bb cream - $37

Clinique soft press powder blusher- $21

Clinique buttershine lipstick X3 - $15 x 3 = $45

Clinique high impact color - $15

Clinique different lipstick - $15

Clinique long-last lipstick - $15

Clinique chubby stick intense X4 = $17 x 4 = $68

Clinique chubby stick X3 - $17 x 3 =$20

HER TOTAL: $1,055.93

STUFF I GOT FOR ME:

Dr brandt pores no more vacuum cleaner 1oz - $45

Dr Brandt pore refiner - $45

Dr Brandt pore thing - $45

bliss fabulips set - $45

Essie:

-no chips ahead top coat - $8.50

-protein base coat - $8.50

-cuticle pen - $14

-nail polish remover 4oz - $6

Tweezerman:

-sole mates file set - $20

-pushy and nail cleaner - $17.99

Diane manicure 7” wooden manicure sticks - $4.99

Clarisonic deep pore daily cleanser - $27

Clarisonic deep pore cleansing brushes set of 4 - $75

Pro hold professional clips by hot tools X3 = $5.49 x 3 =$8.49

Ulta professional skin clearing tool - $10

Stila #33 one-step complexion brush - $32

IC flat top brush foundation brush - $48

IC double-sided face brush - $48

IC pointed complexion brush - $38

Stila mag metal brush - $18

IC double-sided shadow brush - $24

Essie nail polish X 4 = $8.50 x 4 = $34

OPI nail polish X2 = $9 x 2 =$18

IC hydra-sponge - $24

Ic gigantic fan brush - $48

Ud moondust eyeshadow X5 = $20 x 5 = $100

UD  eyeshadow X4 = $18 x 4 = $72

Ud 24/7 eyeliner X2 - $20 x 2 - $60

UD ink for eyes pen - $20

ud grindhouse sharpener - $10

TF intense eyeshadow - $18

Tf blue angel gitter pigment - $17

TF brow envy palette - $35

TF natural eyes palette - $36

TF a la mode palette - $36

Tf bonjour soleil palette - $44

Ud build your own palette - $10

Guccu premiere 1.6oz - $92

Dermablend smooth indulgence concealer - $22

It’s a 10 miracle hair mask - $30

Oscar Blandi dry shampoo - $25

Caboodles plastic cosmetics counter - $26

Rusk curl freak curler – $199.95

T3 singlepass straightening & styling iron - $160

ME TOTAL: $1,725.42

Random other stuff for some other friends:

Sugar plum hair chalk - $5.99

Too faced kabuki brush - $32

Ud all-nighter makeup setting spray - $30

Stila stay all day liquid liner - $20

Naked 2 - $52

Naked 3 - $52

 other friends total: $191.99

GRAND TOTAL: $2,973.34

we almost hit $3,000.

happy easter bitchessss

[misterlifter]

FUCK. IDOL 🙌🙌🙌

[lipsticksupmysleeve-blog]

……daaaaaamn. Best haul I’ve seen in a while. Does ulta have sensors inside the hair tools? I need a straightener

[shoppingisforlosers]

Praise the lord

[ittybittyliftingcommittee-blog]

So pretty

[beatifultheif]

Got my first job today 😄😄

[lifter-sphie-blog]

congratulations!! and tip to all lifters who still live at home with suspecting parents: get a job!! my mom found out i lift, then I got a job, and now I can lift whatever I want and she suspects nothing

anyways, congrats on your work :) :) :) 

[mariposalifts-blog]

congrattsssss 🎉🎉🎉

[beatifultheif]

Thanks both of you!

[dumdolly]

hello @thcolleen I hope you see this because I love u a tremendous amount and I do not have the words to let u know how happy I am ur alive

[beatifultheif]

friendship goals

[beatifultheif]

Got my first job today 😄😄

[imthe7deadlysins-deactivated201]

Be loyal or be gone

[myowangs]

Amuleto’s palapa suite

[nirvana-jpeg]