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Allan

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[twerklina]

[ottermatopoeia]

makin my way downtown

[monkeysaysficus]

slowly

[werewolf4vampire]

[parakeet]

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

[parakeet]

{This user thought you said printer}

[velvet-winterglow]

{This user wonders why the fuck he would say printer}

[homunculus-argument]

It's best to try your best to not touch wildlife. But if the wildlife is trying its best to touch you, you have a permission to pull that creature off your back and yeet it.

[that-house]

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

[countthelions]

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[melanocetuss]

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[kosmogrl]

“is it weird to do this alone?” “is it pathetic to do that alone?” every day I pray you guys realize that sometimes doing things alone is the best way to do them

[mens-rights-activia]

I don’t care how unfair things are in your life, put some goddamn headphones on in public

[gawayne]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[laughcentre]

a thing that has been filling my heart has just been my conscious acceptance and appreciation of help

thanks for being there, for giving me something, for worrying about me. I’m still learning to just say thanks instead of being ‘nah dw about it, just relax’

[jamierthanyou]

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

[mintbecrazy]

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

[kosmogrl]

and you still have tomorrow to try again