John Lennon and Paul McCartney were 100% straight

sad boy 

[beatle-hate-blog]

Happy 78th birthday to my favourite person. I love you John. Have some cute/funny/sexy spam of the most beautiful human who ever lived <3

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Happy 79th birthday baby boy, we all miss you <3

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1000 followers

When the fuck did that happen? I’d like to say a special thanks to the old porn bots that make up 90% of that figure.

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alexa get rid of the weed smell

[mclennonwasreal]

So I was wondering if you could talk about Paul’s moped accident? All I know is that he got a chipped tooth from it, but I’ve never heard any stories from the other guys about it (I mean John in particular bc his best friend in a accident?! He wouldn’t take that lightly right?) I just feel like it should have been a bigger deal yet no one talks about it?

he had a moped accident in 1965 in Liverpool, he injured his lip and chipped his tooth and John and the others never commented it because it wasn’t a big deal. In an interview 2 years ago for the Sgt Pepper’s anniversary he also explained the whole story because after the accident he grew up the Pepper moustache and the other 3 followed him:

Q: We’ve read that the Sgt. Pepper moustache came about because you had been in a bike accident. Is that true?

Paul McCartney: Yeah! I had a moped and was with a friend of mine up in Liverpool. It was Tara Browne, who was one of the Guinness family. He and I were going to visit my cousin Betty on these mopeds that we had, little motorised bicycles. And there was a very full moon and I said, “Wow, look at that moon!” Then I suddenly realised I’d lost my balance and I looked back and I smacked the pavement and bust my lip! And we went to my cousin’s house with my hand over my lips saying, “Hey Bett! Don’t be worried”. And she’s thinking, “Oh, isn’t he funny”. And then, “…Ahh!”

and that’s what he got for looking at the fucking moon: 

[mclennonwasreal]

how do you think paul will confess to mclennon (if he ever does)?

 he already confessed it with songs and interviews, but people can’t hear him over the sound of heteronormativity 

[mclennonwasreal]

John: I wrote Jealous Guy for Paul

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[1969mccartney]

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Recorded during the Get Back sessions at Apple on 24 January 1969, Paul plays to John a song about Hunter Davies, inspired during their holidays in Portugal (December 1968)

 "[..]I remember one tune he played to me in Portugal which he had written on the lavatory (he rarely went there without his guitar) and was called ‘There you go, Eddie’. Just a short verse and I don’t think he ever completed it. He discovered that my first Christian name is Edward, something I’ve always kept quiet.” – Hunter Davies

Years later, he heard it on a bootleg tape, but it never appeared on any album. “What a shame - I’d love to have been the inspiration and subject of a Beatles song", sighs Davies.

[beatle-hate-blog]

hey! I'm trying to find a source for somebody and thought this would be the right place! with the 'I don't want to hold your hand anymore' mclennon story, what's the source for that? did one of them tell that story, how do we know it happened? thank you so much!

Heyheyhey bro. I’m so sorry, you asked this forever ago but I’m trash. 

Yeah the quote comes from a book. Interestingly enough the man who wrote the book and allegedly witnessed this scene was the director of ‘Two Of Us’ (you know, the only vaguely mclennon based media to exist). Which by the way, if you haven’t seen, is a really great watch. If you can get past Paul’s Irish accent. And various other atrocities. BUT it is genuinely a great film, you can tell Lindsay-Hogg was desperate to accurately capture their beautiful relationship on screen, and the film was clearly made with a lot of love and respect. And they kiss.

For your own reference, @mclennonwasreal has already done a post on this exact thing, so here it is, sourced and everything, right here:

 http://mclennonwasreal.tumblr.com/post/163204598169/hey-can-you-please-explain-the-whole-i-dont

^^ This guy is the holy grail of anything John and Paul, he’s a living encyclopedia, and his blog is (in my humble opinion) the best on this whole hellsite. Check him out, and thanks for the ask! x

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um hello??? ur art is perfect??? the level of artistry you achieve in such a short amount of sketch time is amazing i can’t do that:)))♥️♥️

You’ve no idea how much it means to read that. Thanks so much dude x <3

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MCLENNON QUOTES AND PHOTOS

Well I’ve separated some quotes and related photos about mclennon for you guys to read how real this ship was. Enjoy.

QUOTES

Here are some quotes from books, people, or from John and Paul:

“John had a very close relationship to Paul on a different level than Stuart. His relationship to Paul was music. He admired and loved Paul.” - Astrid Kirchherr

“We wrote our first songs together, we grew up together, we lived our lives together.” - Paul McCartney

“John and Paul are essentially a legendary world-changing love affair that ends in heartbreak — like Burton and Taylor, but with no touching. They are the thing the other was looking for. A major part of their lives was settled the day they met at Woolton fair — they were completed, reborn and undone with each other.” - Caitlin Moran 

“Cynthia Lennon is a goddess, you know. Paul is a god. Aren’t I lucky to have such a religion?” - John Lennon

“Paul and I know each other on a lot of different levels that very few people know about.” - John Lennon

“There was a deeper love there that neither of us could admit to.” - Paul McCartney

“In continuing rebellion against their new bespoke image, John habitually left his top button undone and his tie crooked; often before they went onstage, in an almost wifely — or motherly —  gesture, Paul would stand him still and do up the button for him.” - Philip Norman: 

“John never looked at anyone the way he looked at Paul.“ - Cynthia Powell

“I was just the same as everyone else Harry, I fell for Paul’s looks.“ - John  Lennon to Harry Nilsson

“They’re like a old married couple with their kids.” - Ringo Starr

“They needed each other like mad.” - George Martin

“I always find myself wanting to excuse John’s behaviour, just because I loved him. It’s like a child, sure he’s a naughty child, but don’t you call my child naughty. Even if it’s me he’s shitting on, don’t you call him naughty.” - Paul McCartney

“The thing you must remember is that I’m the Number One John Lennon fan. I love him to this day and I always did love him” - Paul McCartney

“I’m the only person who is allowed to say nasty things about Paul. I don’t like it when other people do so.” - John Lennon

“John had beautiful hands.” - Paul McCartney

“I copped money for Family Way, the film music that Paul wrote while I was out of the country making How I Won the War,” said Lennon, laughing. “I said to Paul, ‘You’d better keep that’, and he said, ‘Don’t be soft.’ It’s the concept. We inspired each other so much in the early days. We write how we write now because of each other. Paul was there for five or ten years, and I wouldn’t write like I write now if it weren’t for Paul, and he wouldn’t write like he does if it weren’t for me.” - John Lennon

“It was like a tug of war. Imagine two people pulling on a rope, smiling at each other and pulling all the time with all their might. The tension between the two of them made for the bond.” - George Martin

After a late lunch, Linda launched into a long paean to the joys of living in England. When she was finished, she turned to John and said “Don’t you miss England?”, “Frankly”, John replied, “I miss Paris.” - May Pang, Loving John

“John is a central figure in my life. I will always be grateful for having so much intimate time with him. The more distant his stuff becomes, the greater he seems. I used to do caricatures of John. He was the only person I knew with an aquiline nose. When I painted him recently, I found myself saying: ‘How did his lips go? I can’t remember.’ Then I would think: ‘Of course you know, you wrote all those songs facing each other.’ ” - Paul McCartney

“I thought John was cheating on me with Paul” - Yoko Ono

“John and I used to hitch-hike places together, it was something that we did together quite a lot; cementing our friendship, getting to know our feelings, our dreams, our ambitions together. It was a very wonderful period. I look back on it with great fondness. I particularly remember John and I would be squeezed in our little single bed, and Mike Robbins, who was a real nice guy, would come in late at night to say good night to us, switching off the lights as we were all going to bed.” - Paul McCartney

“I just saw a girl who said she saw John Lennon walking down the street in New York wearing a button that said, “I love Paul.” She asked him: “Why are you wearing an ‘I love Paul’ button?”, and he said: “Because I love Paul.” - Harry Nilsson

PHOTOS

Well, here are some photos. Remember Cynthia’s quote?

“John never looked at anyone the way he looked at Paul.“ - Cynthia Powell

So now you can see these beautiful pictures. Enjoy² :

And now, Paul looking at John:

And finally, they looking at each other:

*cries in mclennon language* 

Well, that’s it. I hope you have appreciated how mclennon was real and perfect ♡ 

[mclennonproof]

This is beautiful. What they had was love. They never had words to say it but they never needed to. Everyone knew it. We may never know everything that happened between the two of them. But its better that way. They probably both have secrets that Paul will carry to his grave with him. Everyone does. And I think thats beautiful.

[mclennonwasreal]

Lennon told Playboy that he and Paul worked “eye to eye” on the song “I Want To Hold Your Hand” in a small basement music room - THOSE lyrics? them two in a tiny room working on them “eye to eye”? oof.. any thoughts? lol

John said that he wrote songs with Paul “eyeball-to-eyeball"

Paul always says that they were “Playing into each other’s noses”

My thought is that there’s no heterosexual explanation for this.

[mclennonwasreal]

okay but the people on Quora who are asking "did John Lennon and Paul McCartney have romantic relations?" just need to go and take a look at your blog instead of asking it on the platform full of 50 year old straight males who claim that Paul is 100% a bloke and there isn't a single gay bone in his body.

[beatles-mclennon]

“One day you will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot die. However, that saddest, most awful truth you will ever come to find-is they are not always with whom we spend our lives.”

[i-hate-endings]

Stuff I like about this:

John and George looking at Ringo waiting for him to answer

Paul loosing interest while the interviewer ask the question and then smiling when he hears them laugh

“W-well”

George laughing and then looking at Paul

THE FACE PAUL DOES

THE LOOK GEORGE GIVES TO THE CAMERA

Paul seems to wake up when he hears John talking

The fact that they seem to be having a conversation with each other on top of this one without even saying a word.

(x)

[mclennonwasreal]

Proof that 1967 was their best year

in 1967 the beatles became FREE.

Free from their iconic and teen image they gave themselves for the screaming fans and magazines. They were not 4 cute lads anymore. They literally could do what they wanted with their image, body, clothes, and life. Also, they grew up, they became independent. Each one of them got a new house, an independent life. They stopped touring. They could handle their public and private life as they wanted. That’s why I love how it’s even more blatant that John and Paul spent countless time together, in London, full of fans who turned out to be their paparazzi, taking candids and following them everywhere.

First proof, look at this:

This is my favourite photo of them of all time. It was late night, they were going to abbey road recording sgt pepper, coming from Paul’s house. They look like a married couple to me. They spent more time together than with their supposed girlfriends and wives. 

v This was taken by a fan. John in front of Paul’s house v

Alwayss together. Always.

This looks like a peaceful sunday afternoon to me.

In his interview, Paul likes to tell how many times they wrote songs in the evening, and spent the night in the studio, recording.

John going to Paul’s house, writing songs with him, have dinner together, having fun with Martha. Domestic bliss.

^ ^ ^ Another favourite of mine. ^ ^ ^

This was taken by a fan who saw them getting out Paul’s house together to bring Martha at the park. They look like today rockstars in LA. Look at Paul, he looks like he was born in 1992. Sneakers, tight jeans, a shirt and a stylish jacket. And John? He’s wearing Paul’s poncho. Or John’s. I still haven’t understood, since they both shared their clothes. And in 1967 we’ve got many proofs.

1967 is also the best year for their look. 

Paul has always been beautiful, but in my opinion nothing will ever beat 1967.

And John?

Wasn’t he damn beautiful? Finally expressing his true self and look. The iconic glasses, the hair. And that smile.

Tell me there’s something better than this, I won’t believe you. It doesn’t exist.

Here you are. The greatest music partnership of all time. My secret desire is to see a David Bailey photoshoot remade in 1967. How beautiful it would be.

1967 was their first and last year of free marital bliss. Before India arrived, before Yoko arrived, before the end.

[thecoleopterawithana]

“I certainly think that was true. I certainly think John was the quickest wit, there was no doubt about that, no contest. That was definitely true. [pause] And we did covet, you know, his respect, his attention and stuff. I think, having said that, I wouldn’t mind betting he coveted [pause] ours. You know, we don’t think of that; you never know. I just know what I felt, I don’t know what he felt. And John was not very forthcoming about what he felt, he was quite a private person. And you’d only ever see it in tiny instances, that he- that he- I remember once- One of the things I remember about John is silly little things. You don’t remember all the great big moments, they just went by in a flash, you know, meeting the queen, ‘Hi there!’ [swoosh] gone! But you remember stupid little things. I remember kind of arguing once about something musical or something, and I remember John kind of just taking his glasses down and saying: ‘It’s only me.’ And puttin’ them back up again. [pause] So- So maybe he did have [pause] similar feelings towards us that we had to him. But he just didn’t make it, perhaps, as obvious. But we- we were Lennon fans, definitely, you know. [softer] He was a great guy…”

— Paul McCartney commenting on his previous Playboy interview quote that ‘all of the Beatles coveted John’s approval, that he was the smartest and the quickest wit’. Interviewed by Bob Costa, 1991.

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