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Maila Nurmi in Tab magazine, 1956.

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Charles Addams.

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Norman’s Ghost Show, ca.1900.

An early version of the Haunted House, built by Orton and Spooner in Staffordshire, Great Britain.

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Lemme axe you a question: What’s your best caption for this gif?

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STOP THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING STUPID I EVER DID SINCE FIRST GRADE AND GO TO SLEEP I HAVE TO GET UP IN TWO HOURS, GAWDDAMMIT BRAIN.

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Sing it, Hermy!

#munsters

Before Charles Schulz made “Peanuts”, he called himself Sparky and made “Li’l Folks”.

#comics #Snoopy #fortune teller

“You don't need to see the card I'm sitting on. It's the one that shows how you're going to make an important journey in the near future and pick up an extra large bag of kitty cat treats.” This is my cat, Aleister. As you can see he’s quite the fortune teller.

#Aleister #Black Cat #Tarot #Familiar

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This is my version of the Pivot Questionnaire. Suspend your skepticism for a few minutes and tell me all about your Fortean self.

1. If you could have any one psi ability, what would it be?

2. What is your favorite cryptid?

3. What dead person would you like to talk to for one hour via Ouija board?

4. What urban legend do you love?

5. What is the one conspiracy you believe is absolutely, unquestionably, categorically true?

6. If you were going to start a cult, what would your core doctrine be?

7. What is your favorite curse?

8. Tesla or Reich?

9. Crowley or Blavatsky?

10. Spontaneous generation or spontaneous combustion?

11. What message would you like to give your doppelgänger?

12. What is your preferred technique to rid your home of ghosts and/or demonic entities?

13. If UFOs exist, what would you like to hear the aliens say after they abduct you?

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1. Psychokinesis. Or whatever it is that Samantha does when she twitches her nose and the house is suddenly clean. 2. It used to be the Jersey Devil but now it's MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM ALL THE WAY. 3. Alchemist John Dee, just to see if he and Edward Kelly really did swap wives because an angel told them to. 4. The Crybaby Bridge. I thought my hometown was somehow special because we had a bridge haunted by a disembodied crying baby head, but it seems a lot of small towns have some variation of that feature. 5. Roswell! At least I want to believe it's true. 6. Cats are divine beings and everyone who wants to be closer to the divine must adopt one. Any apartment building that doesn't allow cats is preventing everyone who belongs to the New Temple of Bastet from practicing their religion, which is in direct opposition to our first amendment rights. Cat lovers against the world! 7. May you live an interesting life. 8. Reich 9. Crowley 10. Anything spontaneous is fine by me. 11. Is stop copying me too obvious? Because it would totally be stop copying me. 12. Rolling my eyes and sighing a lot. 13. "This won't hurt a bit."

This is my version of the Pivot Questionnaire. Suspend your skepticism for a few minutes and tell me all about your Fortean self.

1. If you could have any one psi ability, what would it be?

2. What is your favorite cryptid?

3. What dead person would you like to talk to for one hour via Ouija board?

4. What urban legend do you love?

5. What is the one conspiracy you believe is absolutely, unquestionably, categorically true?

6. If you were going to start a cult, what would your core doctrine be?

7. What is your favorite curse?

8. Tesla or Reich?

9. Crowley or Blavatsky?

10. Spontaneous generation or spontaneous combustion?

11. What message would you like to give your doppelgänger?