just let me live and die in peace

Obsessed with a fuck ton of bands and a lot more other music, NYR and hockey, a shit load of shows and movies, and space and nature

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[electric-nope]

Captions:

Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome: I wish my father was here…

(Limousine pulls up accompanied by a musical sting)

Cowboy man: Heeeelllooooo, SonS! Timmy Turner, my name is Dummsdaledimmadaledimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Duhdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdaledimma Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son, Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedaledome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!

Timmy Turner: Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Cowboy man: Not right!

Timmy Turner: Not right?

Cowboy man: That’s right! Doug Dummadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdudiduhimmadomedimmadomedimmadome, owner of the Dimmadome Dimmsdale Dimmadome DuhdaledomedimmsdimmadiduduhdimmsdimmadaleimmadomedimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmaDIMMADIMMAdome!

Timmy Turner: The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula?!

Cowboy man: On ice?

Timmy Turner: Yeah!

Cowboy man: Not right!

Timmy Turner: Not right?

Cowboy man: That’s right! Timmy Turner, my name is Dimmydimmadudimmadome, owner of the (The sound of a Floppy Drive failing spectacularly and absolutely destroying your ears.)

Timmy Turner: Then you can get me three tickets to s-

Cowboy man: Not right! ooooollleeeeH!!

(Limousine leaves, with the exact same musical sting playing in reverse)

Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome: I wish my father was here…

(Silence, followed by a high-pitched rendition of Linkin Park’s “Crawling in my Skin”)

[friesthickasthighs]

1.how long did it take someone to CAPTION THSI???? 2. This gave me so much anxiety

[broklon]

please take a look at this iconic moment in drag history

[zackisontumblr]

[shittyidea]

A “read” function on tumblr messaging

[onlygeo]

[dndyke-archive-deactivated20200]

you can’t be traumatized if you repress all your memories

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

[thirtyskeletons]

one half of tumblr: target is a cursed, liminal space and there are ghastly forms in the dressing rooms

the other half of tumblr: i would hold both my wedding and my funeral in a target if i could

[afrorevolution]

[beatsandhockey]

its been like 10 bajillion years since ive been on here

[perrfectly]

[itslikeibelong]

Flowers ✨ Mine ✌︎

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[hiding]

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[hashtagparksandrec]

[cheddarsploit]

@beatsandhockey

[slytherinnpride]

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Dying at Hogwarts

[cheddarsploit]

@beatsandhockey