I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
OK GUYS LISTEN UP
I BARELY EVER ASK Y’ALL FOR ANYTHING BUT JUST THIS ONCE
PLEASE COULD YOU WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THIS VIDEO
IT’S A CUTE TORTOISE BUT THAT’S NOT ALL
EVERY PENNY OF VIEWING REVENUE WILL GO TO CHARITIES SUPPORTING SYRIAN REFUGEES IN EUROPE
IT WAS MY FRIEND’S IDEA AND SHE GOT ALAN RICKMAN (no I’m not kidding) TO DO THE VOICEOVER
SO PLEASE
WATCH IT
SHARE IT
LITERALLY REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! <3
Hope 2016 brings you great joy and health :)
Remember when you were ignorant and didn’t really know shit about feminism, racism, sexism, transgender issues, gay issues, etc? Remember all the offensive and inaccurate shit you used to say without even knowing you were being offensive? Remember the times you weren’t attacked for being ignorant but instead someone kindly educated you on these matters?
Yea, pass that on.
Fog & The Forest
sweethearts-deepminds : always follow back similar!!
Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go
Guys
If your girlfriend ever says “if you really loved me you would/wouldn’t xxxxx”, that’s not cute, that’s manipulative.
If your girlfriend ever hits you or demoralises you and then says “sorry, it’s my time of the month” don’t believe her, that’s abusive.
If your girlfriend ever apologises the next day and says “I REALLY am sorry babe” don’t believe her, get out of there, because that’s abusive.
If your girlfriend ever pressures you into sex by insulting you or saying “you’re not gay are you” or stuff meant to hurt you personally, don’t believe her because she’s abusive.
We put so much emphasis on the fact that women are always the victims of abuse, when they’re not. Men can be the victims of abusive relationship at the hands of their wives/girlfriends, no matter what they look like.
If your girlfriend every blackmails you, hits you, verbally attacks you, guilt trips you or destroys your possessions as punishment for anything, get out of that relationship because it’s abusive and toxic, and she will no doubt play the victim when it suits her, so get out of there as quick as you can if she shows any of the signs above, because all of that is abusive.
I’m sorry but how is it abusive if she apologizes the next day? Sometimes people get heated and need time to cool down. This doesn’t make sense. Some of the things on this list are true but I don’t think this one should be considered abusive.
If she apologizes but continues to repeat the behavior/has apologized in the past but has continued to repeat the behavior, then get yourself out. Because that’s not remorse.
If it’s a violent behavior or threatening violent behavior, apology or not, get out. Chances are that you’re not safe.
if she tries to isolate you, not just stop you from seeing your friends but cut off all contact with your family, friends, and anyone else, that’s abuse. If she constantly undermines your behavior, whether alone or in front of others, that’s abuse. If she ever makes you feel like something terrible would happen if you broke up with her, like, something fatal or socially destroying, that’s abuse. Spread the word.
Also, if she ever tells you that no one will love you if you leave her, don’t believe her. This is manipulative and you need to get out.
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it
The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.
Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:
1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.
2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.
3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.
4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.
5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.
6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.
7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.
8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.
9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses
10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.
11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.
12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.
13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.
I had to make a school project where I genre-bend a movie trailer and I went with making High School Musical into a horror suspense movie please hire me as a score composer
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THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
… Idk what to say. This speak a lot louder then I could.
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE
“The Screamoji”
“No, sir. I do not vague blog at you, sir, but I vague blog, sir.” “Do you throw shade, sir?“ “Throw shade, sir? Nooooooooooooooooo, sir.”