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[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[meltedbluecaterpillar]

I Can't Stop Staring!: Diasomnia

Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Pomfiore - Ignihyde

Does he like boobs or butts? Just ask him! Diasomnia x fem!reader | All characters are 18+ | suggestive, objectification

Malleus Draconia

Lord Malleus Draconia is a very simple man... Malleus loves boobs!

This love of a woman's chest is something he developed the older he got. The slow bounce when they walk, even when concealed he is enchanted...

I think breasts also tend to be a very feminine trait. Malleus is expecting to produce an heir at one point.

He does have some mommy issues if you want to unpack him as a character. So his desire to rest his head on your bosom while lamenting over the fact no one wants to be his friend except you.

Outside of the depressing part of his attraction to boobs he does like following them with his eyes.

He is a reptile, a dragon to be specific. Nipples are a cosmetic for his human form so he becomes infatuated with yours.

Let him play with your tits and ask questions. He's curious to know more about your body...

Lilia Vanrouge

Lilia being an older gentleman means he has more refined tastes... Lilia loves butts!

Lilia doesn’t really discriminate but as a father he does find a figure with rounded hips more sexually attractive. He didn't get to raise his son with a motherly figure in his life and Lilia finds curves to be very feminine.

Getting to walk behind you, giving you a hug, resting his hand on the small of your back. It’s like a reward for him…

He would laugh it off if you caught him if he was staring. “Is it wrong to admire?” He thinks you look good! Something form fitting looks good on your ass… ets.

He likes grinding his cock between your thighs. Feeling your body against his own and praising you quietly as he nips at your throat.

Lilia enjoys pinching at the softest parts of your body and telling you how attractive you are. He tries not to mention that from the waist down is his favorite.

And if you're in the mood; why not give him the chance to raise another child?

Silver Vanrouge

He often avoids these conversations when he can... Silver loves butts!

He cannot pinpoint what made him like the shape of someone's ass so much. And he never wants to make the attraction obvious if he can help it.

When you wear tight pants or a short skirt... Even sitting on his thigh or in his lap he tightens his hands into fists and proceeds to be a gentleman about the situation.

He loves all of you from head to toe but he pays extra attention to your ass. He isn't worried about the size but he likes resting his hands on the soft flesh.

Silver has an overwhelming urge to swat at your ass to see it bounce. But he respects you and he refrains from doing so.

He's a big fan of doggy style during sex. Bonus points if you have dimples on your lower back. He likes using them as a guide for his thumbs when he holds your hips in place.

During sex he sometimes moans under his breath about how good you feel. And even though you let him have sex without a condom, he loves pulling out and cumming on your backside when he can.

Sebek Zigvolt

He's usually all bark with enough bite to get you to stop prying... Sebek loves boobs!

His love for a woman's chest does come from the culture he was raised in. A lot of women in Briar Valley tend to have big boobs, so it's something he's used to seeing.

He doesn't think too hard about your chest size, but he does like getting to see your cleavage when he looks down at you.

Sebek would scoff and gasp in shock if you ever called him out on it. Even if he does like the sight he can't tell you about it! He wants you to be oblivious!

He melts like butter when you give him a hug. Just the sensation can be enough for him to want more of you.

Making out is so fun. Sebek loves palming your tits and pinching your nipples. It gets him nice and hard.

He thinks about getting to drag his cock between the soft valley of your chest or pumping his cock in his fist to cover your tits in sperm.

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[official-lucifers-child]

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

[yanderefangirl]

Don't ship minors with Adults

Noah X Mirage and Marissa X Thundercracker aren't my cup of tea but at LEAST everyone are grown adults in those ships. Please if you're gonna ship Human X Transformers. Use the adults

[pawpsiclesncarrots]

"You're you. I'm me. Let's make three..." —Jason Bateman

"It's also kinda central to the message of this, that, you know, one different person and another different person makes something even better."

[earthsparked]

I'm thinking about a pre contact human and transformer getting abducted by a quintesson ship. They are cellmates and have to work together to survive, but then it slowly becomes a deep platonic bond. At first, they are both wary of each other and can't communicate. But then they start getting close. The human cuddling up to the transformer for warmth, helping their giant mech friend repair themselves. The transformer becoming enamored with their little buddy who is so small but would still risk life and limb to protect them. Finally, they escape, and now the transformer and human are ambassadors to each other's species.

Oh that’s classic. 100/10! Quickest way to make a friend is to team up against an enemy. Humans are so much smaller, you’d probably be able to break into (and out of) whatever cell they had the mech in without too much trouble. Anything built to hold something that size, is going to have huge gaps for something your size. And vice-versa, a mech could break a human out of any kind of restraints almost certainly.

You’ve managed to make it to a point of safety, though you know it won’t be long before your captors come looking. You don’t know what to make of this giant alien robot, but they had nothing to do with your capture and now you’re both on the loose, so - any port in a storm, right?

You’re clinking and clanking so much though, more than they are, from the metal collar, and dangling chain they put around your neck like you’re some kind of dog. Maybe you should be flattered they thought you might be dangerous enough to warrant it…you did manage to bite one of them, when they took you.

You’ve worn your fingers and neck raw trying to get the damn thing off. You and the big robot are both slumped over, resting in what seems to be a storage room on the ship that took you. You can’t help but scrape and tug at the warm metal, skin-hot from being pressed against your throat. For a moment you feel that fierce surge of panic you’ve been fighting off for so long now. You’re so far from home, so scared, so angry.

Something picks you up like you weigh nothing. You let out a gasp and feel careful metal fingers wrapping around your ribs. You’re brought up to stare into the refocusing lenses of glowing eyes, or whatever this alien would call them, as they pick you up. You swat at them, ineffectually. You struggle harder as their other hand comes up and something pinches, hard, at the skin of your throat. For a second you think you’re going to choke.

Clang. The collar falls away into his hand with only a soft sound of metal-on-metal. You’re breathing hard, deep breaths, free for what feels like the first time in so, so long. Days and nights have ceased to matter here. You don’t even know if it’s been weeks, or months since you could last lift your hands and touch the inflamed skin of your neck. It hurts, but it’s so much better without that damn collar.

There’s a soft, but vicious-sounding rumble. Almost like a cross between a muscle car, and a very upset tiger. You look up and find the robot is looking from your throat, to the crumpled ring of metal. There’s something wet and red on it, that’s getting on its metal hand. Oof. You’d knew it was bad, but…yeah, you wince as you draw your hand away. There’s fresh blood and flecks of old blood, and you’re going to have some awful scars.

The robot makes a face. You’d seen how human-like their expressions could be when they had looked up in surprise at your sudden appearance, breaking in to their cell through the small door in the wall used for shoving cubes of pink liquid into the bare room. You’d seen their disbelief when you’d pointed at the weird electrostatic cuffs keeping their hands together, and been able to use a simple screwdriver you’d scrounged to short out the circuitry. You’d seen their curiosity when you’d talked to them and gestured wildly for them to give you a lift up to the maintenance hatch you could see near the ceiling. But now you know what they look like when they’re angry.

The metal collar, thick and inescapable, is crumpled between their huge fingers like you’d crumple a gum wrapper. You blink as their big hand tucks you close to their broad metal chest. It’s warm, the first real warmth you’ve felt in this freezing cold spaceship. To your shock, the robot’s other hand shifts, shapes, reforms into what can only be a giant gun. It whines in your ears, a song of freedom. You can hear alien voices in the distance, coming closer.

You grin up at your new friend, as they say something incomprehensible to you, and adjust their grip to shield you more fully. You don’t know each other’s language yet, but you understand them just fine.

Yeah, you agree. Let’s get the fuck out of here.

[bringmethepeculiar]

Thinking about humans and aliens. Too hard.

Imagine an alien species that evolved to be semi-aquatic watching humans (a species evolved to climb and run on land) jump eagerly into the water to swim with them. No safety equipment, no flotation devices, just a thin modesty suit and sheer glee.

And humans, by the alien’s standards, are terrible at swimming. Just…truly awful. They can’t hold their breath for long, their bones and muscles are dense, their lungs make them too buoyant, their hair creates drag, their gangly limbs are slow and clumsy, and they can’t open their eyes underwater because the water will hurt them.

And yet the human laughs and splashes with their alien friend and alien can’t help but marvel as the human seems to adapt in real time right in front of their eyes.

The human streamlines themself to glide through the water as best they can, trying their best to turn their grasping hands into paddles, their feet into flippers. The human watches and copies how the alien moves and mimics them, learns and copies them until they move almost gracefully.

Often, they break away from these learned skills and become a land mammal flailing in the water again, but something about the human willingly defying their nature, learning to be more than they are in a bid for connection with another species, makes the alien light up with something that feels an awful lot like fondness.

[awoogahonkhonk]

The hard part of SMAU’s being my favorite genre of ff but also being a fat girl? I’m immediately taken out of it the second I see a pic of a skinny girl and that’s meant to be ‘me’. I have to move on right then and there.

No hate, I don’t really care. But if someone could recommend me some decent smau’s or texts WITHOUT thin imagery that’d be perf <3.

[hard-times-paramore]

I feel like monster movies would benefit from the portuguese word "bicho". It's a very casual, informal synonym for animal, which adds a skrunkliness to it. I've watched Nope and that was fucking bicho if I've ever seen one.

[nkim-illustrates]

How I Paint Grapes! 🍇

[dailymothanon]

Let’s be vampires with mama 🩸…. SDW looks surprisingly very good with red.. Ik Ratbat would’ve been a slightly better candidate than Laserbeak, but tfp SDW and Laserbeak look so bat-like already I just couldn’t not… I’m hoping to do this week some more Halloween themed stuff 🤔 hopefully I keep getting ideas for it cuz usually I’m nit that good at keeping up with the seasonal themes

[parakeet]

His painty foot prints 😭 his hands covered in paint 😭 little man this cannot be good for you need to change your life style or you might pass away

[visibun]

my very first thought here:

[whyenn-reader]

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

[whyenn-reader]

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

[whyenn-reader]

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

[arikot27]

[lemons4-breakfast]

Cat Rodimus is my new favourite creature. Thank you @madamadamiu for this adorable AU!

He must catch it.

Oh no... he's going faster?

He's going at the speed of light!

He broke reality.

Also, my friend's cat reminds me of Ratchet. Such a silly guy <3

[madamadamiu]

This is so silly and the animation is so good!!!!!!!!!💚💚😭💚💚😭😭😭💚💚😭

Also your friend’s cat is literally Ratchet

[parkchanwoohoo]

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious