Words Just Play In My Mind

I admit, I'm usually the one to beat around the bush. But maybe next time you could shave down there before you ask for any favours.

[lennonlover66-deactivated201505]

[born-again-identity]

Well, hello everyone! My name is Tyler Oakley.

[tyleroakley]

wait do I do that every time???

[beatlesneveroutofstyle]

[prettiibish-deactivated20191221]

[enderman-archive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[madisonisntsweet]

[pussypinklipstick-blog]

[doraschluttenhoferlees]

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

[stagnantwater447-8995]

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

[shewillfeatdrake]

shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website 

[doraschluttenhoferlees]

I’ve been rumbled

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

[dama3-deactivated20210619]

that’s fucking hardcore

[alibraryofbeautifulduets-blog]

To whoever requested a fic...

I’m afraid it will be a while before I get it up. I’ve gotten so ill to the point where I’m being submitted into hospital for a bit. I’m really sorry. Please don’t be mad.

- Imagine

[eatscelery]

[twinking-deactivated20150125]

[givemeinternet]

[fuckinkindagauche]

So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

[iheartcanary-deactivated2025032]

[hedgehogsandcupcakes-deactivate]

[beautifulduets]

rebellion has never been so cute 

[gin0graphy-deactivated20121001]