Beautiful_King

|| Jennifer Marie. Harlequinrose. Est. 1988 || I hold a BA in Sociology. I work at my local hospital. I'm a half crafty girly girl and half nerdy tomboy. ||Baby witch without a coven||. IG:harlequinrose

[stumbleonhometomycats]

decided that my favorite book trope is when the female love interest is in mortal peril and the male main character goes absolutely fucking feral to protect her

[wilder-flowers-deactivated20220]

Does dick size matter ?

Yea, if you’re a really big dick we can’t be friends. Sorry. Kind men only.

[pyaarisms]

reading isn't enough I need to swallow the book whole

[gotinhasdesol]

[arihalbkram]

Reminded me of two of my own, from a few years back.

[siriuslydandy]

I love them 🥺🎡

[memetokyo]

This is my new favorite thing on the Internet

[siriuslydandy]

👑👑👑👑

[thelovejournals]

“can we see the magic in the moment, the explosion in the minor details, the spectacular in the everyday?”

— Black Beans Poetry (via shareaquote)

[kermitlesbian]

damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website

[sunshine-tea]

*mug shaking and spilling coffee everywhere as I bring it to my mouth for a sip*

[nicknellie]

Fuck all romance except for whatever that anxious gay drummer ghost and his chaotic skater ghost boyfriend have going on

[unfocusedliz]

The fact that Julie And The Phantoms only had NINE episodes and it completely destroyed me and has taken over my tiny pea brain for the last three months is probably alarming to a mentally stable person

[merlinsprat]

Rocketman, dir. by Dexter Fletcher (2019)

[criminal-ladies]

x

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[fishbowlgirl]

if anyone was wondering what the message known as the 340 cypher says:

[arealbonecracker]

Everything about this is hilarious to me because if you've been 'into' serial killer mysteries as long as I've been you've probably also sat though 10274748292 different people claiming this particular note would be the Big Reveal, how it 'has to be', because no one could crack it and then surprise bitch it's more of the same jackshit chickenscratch garbage he already sent you hilarious

[sindri42]

The big reveal is that he didn’t know how to spell paradise.

[imyourheavenlyfather]

If you think /this/ is weird news to find out on tumblr, wait till I tell you about how I found out Osama Bin Laden was dead about 30 mins before Obama broke the news on TV

[trylonandperisphere]

[malyen0retsev]

i still love that his dark materials basically exists because philip pullman got so fucking furious at c.s. lewis that he wrote a story to counter the chronicles of narnia with the quite blunt subtext of ‘YOU SIR ARE A FUCKING IDIOT’ and it turned into another fantasy classic which now philip pullman spends energy screaming about how ‘IT IS NOT REALLY FANTASY’

i just love that this started with a furious philip pullman and ended with a furious philip pullman, it’s just absolutely hilarious to me

[killjoyfabulous]

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it

[feministism]

[perrfectly]

“It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.”

— (via perrfectly)