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no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

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Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

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Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

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I wanna see you but you’re not mine

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I’m sorry but where are my cocktober memes?

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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁

AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN

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HOE😏😩👅💦

every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽

coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉

send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃

IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋

IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮

BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃

If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

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people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep