sick like crazy?

karo. i have a lesbian cousin. she/her/elle. follows/likes from @medric.

[bluegrasshole]

Your Dog

rated E - 9k - complete - cliff/ilya, ilya/svetlana, ilya/shane

Did you hear about Laurette’s boy? Cliff, the oldest one. He got drafted to the Boston Raiders. Heard he’s doing well for himself.

Wrote this in a daze in three days on my phone. All the recent #MyCliff posting got me I guess. So here’s an attempt at giving Cliff a backstory and interiority and a weird psychosexual relationship with his coworker :-) he’s also very stupid. Enjoy!

[komakesthings]

My Muppet Princess Bride drawings found their way to Facebook and from that came a ton of good suggestions for scenes. Rizzo as a R.O.U.S. has been suggested by a lot of different folks for as long as I've been doing these drawings, but I was never quite sure how to handle the scene until a commenter suggested Rizzo's line. Maybe it resonated with me because I can kinda relate to Rizzo in this moment (especially so soon after Valentines Day!). Thanks to Paul Adams who provided Rizzo's line, and gave me permission to use it in this drawing.

And shout-out to movie-screencaps.com for providing the backgrounds, I like to edit shots from the movie for my backgrounds because it allows me to focus on the fun part of drawing Muppets. There's also just something fun about 'painting' the Muppets into the actual film.

[bluegrasshole]

you know if ilya had just told shane ‘it’s normal to call people you’ve been inside of by their first names, i think we’ve reached that point after all this time’ shane would have been like ‘normal? i can be normal. the normalest man at the normal man competition.’ and it would avoided the freak out completely

[bluegrasshole]

someone described vessel as ‘planetary’ yesterday and i think that is the best think anyone has ever said about my writing before. what a sentiment

[bluegrasshole]

Genuinely have spent 19 years of my life gainfully employed. Did the whole Bachelor’s Degree in a subject they said would be useful, in a language they said would be useful. Did the skills upgrading, the extracurricular training. Found the right jobs. Never had a single gap in my resume. Got a permanent contract in a government agency. All for them to tell me, 4 years into employment, on a random Thursday, that I’m laid off effective immediately and to shut my computer down and move on. What the fuck do I do, this is NOT how I thought my day was going to go.

[bluegrasshole]

i mean when you go to log into your weekly check in with your manager and you notice the two HR ladies are already in the meeting and you were not aware they were supposed to be it’s like. yeah ok

[bluegrasshole]

Genuinely have spent 19 years of my life gainfully employed. Did the whole Bachelor’s Degree in a subject they said would be useful, in a language they said would be useful. Did the skills upgrading, the extracurricular training. Found the right jobs. Never had a single gap in my resume. Got a permanent contract in a government agency. All for them to tell me, 4 years into employment, on a random Thursday, that I’m laid off effective immediately and to shut my computer down and move on. What the fuck do I do, this is NOT how I thought my day was going to go.

[bluegrasshole]

i reblogged this on Monday and got fired today

[hollanderthoughts]

“Shane are you gay” this “Shane are you gay” that like idk man it depends

[hollanderthoughts]

If my schedule lines up with his that week, obviously

[hollanov-ann]

I adore them

[bluegrasshole]

connor storrie NEVER fix your teeth

[bluegrasshole]

have we considered that the reason ilya is so endeared by shane folding his clothes before sex is not just because ilya likes his dorkiness, but because he’s like ah finally a fellow responsible 18 year old, all the other hockey jocks around me are nasty pigs, have you seen the way they pack their suitcases

[space-bakery]

vocab lessons

chapter ii: shane

shane/ilya • e • 2/3 chapters • 7k / 13.5k total • canon compliant • hr through tlg + beyond

“No,” says Shane, frustrated. “It’s a - thing. Underground. Expensive.” It’s so wild this is just how Ilya lived for years. Shane finds it impossible to not to be able to say what he means, and he’s someone who often takes a moment to say what he means even in English. “I think you need to read Pushkin,” says Ilya. “He can teach you how to reach your full potential as a lovesick guy. Extra romantic. None of this ‘underground’ shit.” “Sorry, do you read Pushkin?” “Of course not. It comes to me naturally,” says Ilya. “You think I got all this by reading books?”

OR: five words towards bilingual fluency.

[bluegrasshole]

how come there’s no straight pride parade in canada? well the habs lost the eastern conference finals so

[thegroovyarchives]

Vegetables With Glamour From the 1958 "wonderful ways with soups...from Campbell's" Cookbook

[bluegrasshole]

stepdaughter has taken to telling everyone she meets that her parents are not lovers (‘amoureux’) for some fucking reason but she doesn’t specify who she means by parents so it just looks like her father and i are either divorced but coparenting so happily we take her out for ice cream together on a random wednesday or we hate each other but are sticking it out for the kids

[bluegrasshole]

i know we don’t really talk about parenting on here but whoooo she (Being A Parent) is really on one this week

[hollanderthoughts]

You don’t have to admit you have an open wound if you close the wound before anyone sees it, yknow? but the fucking problem is people do nothing but talk about how much they hate open wounds around you and it’s like buddy I’m trying to close the thing before you see it. and then they get out the wound salt “just in case” like okay great. now there’s wound salt in my open wound that you keep saying you hate and don’t want to see. give me some fucking breathing room to close the wound then damn……… but they already know about the wound because you’ve been trying to close it for years. they weren’t speaking in hypotheticals. they know. and yuuuup there’s more wound salt