I posted this on twitter a while ago, but behold: blacksmiths boy milkers.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER

Kiana Khansmith

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will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I posted this on twitter a while ago, but behold: blacksmiths boy milkers.
I like gauntlets
Patreon
jesus christ (and warhorse) be praised
murder husbands after the fall
These are incredible
I guess I’ll post this here idfk it’s doing bad everywhere else
hey best friend let’s see those molars
Eat you whole
Is Hannibal... in love with me?🐟
Yes. But do you ache… for him?🍷
this weekend i'm going to play a game called catching a fucking break. It's where I try tocatch a fucking break
“realistic” anal
so @carpedm87 and i were laughing about tumblr sex ed and…
imma help you guys out a little bc tumblr has obviously scared half of y’all into thinking that anal is difficult and fanfiction porn is too clean and that if you use less than a whole cup of lube, you will die
cleaning:
have a nice, solid poop ahead of time
that’s it. you’re done
probably not something anyone cares to read about in a fanfic. ok to skip
your rectum is empty most of the time anyway
umm…. enemas sound like overkill to me personally, but i guess if you want to?
lubing:
use some, i guess. probably don’t use none
some people prefer more? some prefer less?
stretching:
idk never heard of her
condoms:
wear them irl
up to you whether you include them in fic? im not your moral compass
inserting:
relax and think about wanting the dick inside you
your body does the rest
literally, relax. if you’ve pooped poops the size of the dick, and you’ve used some lube, it’ll fit
the ol’ “one-two-dick”:
all the fingering stuff is just foreplay that feels good. pleasure helps you relax
if you don’t need it and you’re psyched about dick without it, ok to skip
you don’t have to skip it if you like it
i personally think it’s boring to read 80% of the time. other people will get squicked out if it’s skipped. write what you want
after:
sometimes your butt is sore?
sometimes it’s not?
idk, depends. neither is unrealistic
irl, wash things that went in your butt with soap and warm water
in fic, do you want to write about clean up? is it part of the story? if not, laugh at anyone that tries to shame you into including this
that’s it. that’s literally it. go write porn
https://www.squidge.org/minotaur/classic/eroc.html
Time to bring this back, I think. NSFW for demonstration images involving lots of dicks and also a kinks page. If you’re under 18, just don’t click that (and don’t come bitching to me if you do click it and get offended, I told you what was under there).
Fandom younglings, by which I mean anybody under approximately the age of 30, meet Minotaur.
Minotaur, sadly, passed away in 2009. But his friends have ensured his page stays up and lives on. He was a valued member of the early Internet fannish community, and his best-known contribution to it–the one to which I have just linked you–was “I am a gay man, here is how to write gay sex.” You can learn more about him as a person and fandomer here: https://fanlore.org/wiki/Minotaur
And while his famous guide uses very outdated fandom terminology (yep, it still says “slash” all over the damn place), and you can definitely tell the website’s layout hasn’t been touched in–literally–17 years, it’s still a great place to start, and I use it as a resource to this day.
It’s been here for you possibly since shortly after you were born, lovingly crafted for you by a fandom elder. Honor and use it.
Star Trek sketch dump, 07.2025
I've changed my mind. It's Star Trek time. Mind you, I'm only on TNG season 1 and I'm watching it in release order, so no spoilers please!
Life update, if you missed it! I'll be posting regularly now :))