Infant Socialite Beatypeen

Me n Mariah go back like bbs and pacifiers

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Freak in the streets depressed in the sheets

[twerklina]

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These look like they’re from a “top ten last photos taken before death” list

[angelicavpd]

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

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I too am an anime character

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sunnysideyup]

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My teeth are in a rebellious phase right now but I think one day they'll straighten themselves out That was a pun but it's okay because I am cooler than you thanks for your time everyone

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Me: what we need right now is unity

My teeth: fuck off

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Puts on first 48 as background noise at a party

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Me: puts a piece of tape on my cat’s head Cat: shakes it off Me: stop letting social norms dictate your fashion sense life is too short

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Everyone: what's up

Me: nm just looking for a really specific amount of attention

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Online dating was made for people who go on 3am jogs and ride their bikes in the street like its a car and put their fingers in animals cages

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Online dating requires nerves of steel

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Phone: autocorrects god to God

Me: whoa calm down

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You know how when guys do q and a's they get 1 billion "cut or uncut?" questions and the person is like I'm so sick of this question thats how I feel when someone asks if I want ketchup

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i feel like young donald trump supporters jerk off in their parents room when their parents are at work and their point of no return thought is “one day all this will be mine” 

food for thought

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Hating Sam Smith cause he doesn't know gay oscars trivia is pretty unnecessary