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Girls, please.

krismorgs‌:

So she does. She’s lucky she’s cute. Buut yes, sure, always. I’ll butter the bread if you wanna like. Frying pan it.

I think I can manage that. How was your day? You saw how mine was.

#KRISAPPY MUSHGAN STFU #that's the funniest fucking name for her and also horribly true i hate #she started out so sad and now is just well adjusted. married with two kids #....god u right. they would have a personal chef. i forget how rich they are sometimes #that further makes baby alex the princess of princesses.#i just. have had several bad experiences with both fcs? and mendes is one of those faces that i just do not like?#idk what it is. i kind of hate everyone's faces on riverdale ngl #and agron just. why are they all so BAD?

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Girls, please.

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krismorgs‌:

You got it, love. Alright, let’s go team. Munchkin one, find the loaf of bread. Munchkin two, try not to drool on the food.

Munchkin two always drools on the food. Want some help?

#i just. crashed so hard. what year is it???#kris really is absolute mush though and i love it???#she's genuinely so cute like #bec loves her so much #they've been together so long now how #...but actually xD bec does most of the cooking i feel #she's alright at it and has gotten better since babies #also to continue text convo. ...there are really bad people infesting northport now #like. my string of bad agron/cami mendes fcs fucking continues my dude #also bec finished chores and wandered in to her ladies

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Girls, please.

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krismorgs‌:

Love you. Can I make you anything?

Love you too, wife. But god, I don’t know. A grilled cheese sounds amazing right now?

#YO WHAT??#WTF I WAS SO BLEH ON THIS CAST AND YOU'RE TELLING ME I MISSED A BOMBSHELL #omfg kris i feel would give either of her kids anything they wanted #megan just. never asked xD she always asked bec #and if bec said no she never asked kris #alex gamed the system like the little shit she is #ugh they're gross. they're always so fucking gross and i love it???#bec is into it and also feels fat #but also lowkey trusts kris with nothing more elaborate than a grilled cheese cooking wise lmaoooooo

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Girls, please.

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krismorgs‌:

Naturally. How about we make some dinner and let your mother finish what she needs to get done? You two can help me out.

You are the best. I’ll come join you in a minute. I need to switch out the loads.

#i honestly love it so much lmao. like. prissy alex is so good #she won't be a normal fucking human ever but #she'll become /so/ aware of her privilege in college and work to be better #she won't be such a huge pain to be around #but lmaooo yep. megan is just odd and will have v few friends but she'll never talk back #alex will be convinced she's right all the time and becca will want to die bc omg it's a tiny me #she's so thrilled tbh like xD she just wanted to do laundry

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Girls, please.

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krismorgs‌:

Hey, kiddos. Why are we driving your mama crazy, huh?

Because they can, I assume.

#honestly though lmaooo. alex especially #she's just very rarely been told no and she's growing into a princess #although all toddlers are fucking nightmares to deal with to be fair #i feel alex won't be like. not insufferable until she turns like 14 or so #bc until then she'll be the prissy rich bitch. while megan is just super into games and being weird #MAYBE I ALSO NEED TO GO FOR A RUN asdfghjkl becca would kill her omg #but bec looks less stressed already omg #and is just walking with lbr alex attached to her leg

Girls, please.

You’re killing me here.

#bec i feel is currently overrun by her dumb children #alex wants everything and she wants it right the hell now #megan is just. being megan and being odd #but is in one of those moods where she wants attention and affection #but bec doesn't have enough arms to deal with both her children #so she's just sighing and keeps having to move alex out of her path #while she works to do just. regular household things xD #and naturally it is now that the children want her

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Are you happy?

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I - what? Yes? I’m happy and - what?

Oh my god, Karlie. You’re not with her just because you feel like you need to be, right? Because it’s starting like it, with the talk about ‘oh, marriage is what people are supposed to do.’

#RIGHT like. ofc the other morgan children will be messy xD #alex and megan are messy enough but add in karlie's children?#it's their own damn fault fuck xD they rebel bc their moms are insane #it seems a v them thing to happen xd #oh my god amazing. meanwhile elena's just out with alex walking the dog #and megan is knocked out against karlie's shoulder #bec is sighing so hard rn bc oh my god why are you so dense rn #when bec. you're being cryptic like xD

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…soo?

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What?

Oh -- you know what!

#she was! it was like elena's employee. ...i think an amber heard face tbh but xD #we changing that obvs #maybe a kat graham bc she's hot #yo yep! i have one on alex too that needs tweaking #...fucking true. though elena will be too. she'll be just as hardass as karlie. they don't have a good cop bad cop xD #not like kris and bec #amazing. i'm just going to add elena in again when needed bc lmaooooo #poor kris xD #and bec is laughing and ust gently shoved at karlie bc binch. pls

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Al, hey, good job kiddo. How ‘bout you go hunt down the boys, they should start getting ready to go outside for their walks. You mind, Elena?

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Oh, no, not at all. I’ll take ‘em out for you, no issue!

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Well?

#omg yeah i think we had both their kids as stoners tbh #the boy was just way more goofy about it #if i remember right it was zac efron and rita volk for their kids but xD we also do what we want and can change whatever #marlon was katie and megan's boy #adam levine was mchunt's son #and then kristen had a few but i don't super remember them #but lord yeah xD alex and megan will count their lucky stars they didn't have aunt karlie as a mom fuck #gifvhojik stop omg poor karlie. it was so unnecessary too sos #elena can tell and shot karlie and bec an odd look but she's leaving #and bec just looks mildly amused at the expression and is like ??? well #are you just with her bc you feel like you have to be or nah

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krismorgs‌:

Yeah…I don’t know either. Apparently we just need to quit parenting, Bec, we suck.

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…I mean, that’s…what we do next…I guess, right?

See? Way faster to put back on than to take it all off, right kid? Up top.

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Generally, yeah. But...it’s not something you do just because it’s expected. You should make sure you want to do it first. I mean...maybe we should. Elena seems a prime candidate to pawn the kids off on.

#ugh right? the morgans had it fucking rough for a while there man #...lbr here xD karlie will be a hover parent #kris and bec are more normal but i can def see karlie being stricter #hell. bec tempers a lot of kris's more strict tendencies i feel?#bc she had a relatively normal-ish childhood #and knows the importance of letting kids fuck up #RIGHT like. im so annoyed. i know se's not a popular fc but wtf #fucking yep xD i just. bec is a little concerned ngl #bc um. are you actually just with her bc you feel like you shold be bc karlie wtf #and tugged kris over too bc this is your sister pls help #...basically megan though. she's just too tired to fuss though i feel #so she's nodding off against karlie's shoulder

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…I think they’ve calmed down. Elena, how.

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Well, yeah, that’s. All true. But. You know. It’s not like we’re married or anything. Oh, sh - mmph. Okay. There…yep, there we go.

I’ll be honest, I don’t know. Kids just...like me. Up, Princess, let’s go.

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...okay, sure, you’re not married, but that certainly doesn’t mean the relationship isn’t serious. Do you want to be married? ...Kris, how is she better with our children than we are, honestly?

#we really don't deserve them #especially after all the terrible times kris and karlie went through growing up like #megan and alex have the fucking polar opposite of that #maybe slightly overbearing parents but like. i feel like a lot of parents are that #RIGHT like what the hell dude #she used to have several and like. idwt change her fc???#i will if i have to but god damn dude #fucking amazing oh my god. elena's just accepted that this is what they'll be forever xD #karlie refusing to admit that she loves her #but bec is smirking lbr. bc megan is frowning bc um my fave walked away how dare #but gave up and is currently sitting happily with karlie #bc she's decided she likes karlie too

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krismorgs‌:

That sounds like a deal, Al. You better take it. Last chance really before Santa has to pass us by and…I have it on good authority that he got some pretty cool gifts this year for you.

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I - well, yeah. She’s…fine with them. But, it’s not like. I mean, we aren’t really even…that serious probably or…whatever.

I’m telling you, kid. We might need a truce for a minute. And we can’t pass up cool gifts, right? Plus...I’m not sure I’ll be able to give you my gift if Santa can’t give you his, y’know? I wouldn’t want to make him mad. Karlie. Hold her, please.

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...Karlie. You live together. You’ve been dating for what? Four, five years now? If you’re not serious, something’s not working.

#oh she absolutely is. not so much now that she's grown up and like. she's not a kid anymore #but megan can still get her going WAY too easily.#i have a lot of feelings about the morgan sisters and their relationship okay #dude yeah please do bc i couldn't find anything #granted i just did a quick google search #and then went in the xyz gif hunt tag and just #there was nothing #g;oijf'pdk IM DYING. KARLIE. BITCH. YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR LIKE FOUR YEARS #bec just gave her the most done look #elena also just plopped baby megan in bae's arms lbr here

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krismorgs‌:

Ah, well, guess I’ll just have to keep this one. Too bad she caused such a mess, though, I mean. Santa just texted me to let me know he’s not sure he can come now… Without a decorated tree, Rudolph can’t find the house.

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Well, yeah I guess whatever those are all true things. …the dog is a terror. Dirty paws are…the bane of my existence. I don’t know how you handle two dogs, two kids, and two cats…

Mm, good point. Santa is pretty good about keeping track of those kinds of things. Poor Rudolph just might miss this place entirely. The lights are pretty important. How about this? I’ll help you get the lights up high and I can scoop you up to put the ornaments on up high too. We got a deal, kid?

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Mm, it’s not so bad. The mess can get to be a lot but...having all of them makes the mess worth it. It’s really fulfilling having something like that, Karlie. Sure, it’s not for everyone but...speaking from personal experience, I love it. Plus, your girlfriend’s pretty good with kids.

#oh for sure. hell my brother and i fought and we were ten years apart #though we didn't fight as much as me and my cousins did xD we were TERRORS at ages like 10-13 #i feel like alex and megan have outgrown fighting just recently tbh #...though megan still lives to terrorize her sister. it's her fave past time #...dude that's...really annoying. i guess i can change katie's fc but that's...:| i liked lacey for her gdi #oh see bec's a wine mom for sure. she used to prefer beer but. she prefers wine now ngl #....amazing. karlie how even. bec will bring it up for her jfc xD #she's nudging her though with the most knowing look

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Hey, you know, I’ll take it. One dollar and you know what, I’ll even throw a second one in for free. How bout it, Al, you wanna go home with your aunts instead?

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Umm. Look at what yours just did. All of that. I like you know…a clean house.

See, not interested in the deal, sorry bout it. I only have room for one quiet child in my life. The terrible princess over there I’m afraid is going to have to miss out on the field trip. Hey Alexandra. I have something for you.

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Sure, but it’s not like they’re like this all the time. Most of the time they’re quiet. Well. Megan’s quiet. Alex is just in rare form tonight. Also Karlie, please. Elena has a dog. That lends to a not clean house.

#dude it's my fucking fave thing like #i honestly don't know how we created the perf family??#even though lbh here. alex and megan in their teenage years? oh my god #the amount of screaming matches moms will have to endure #....sexual gifs. like. even kissing or in a bikini? bc that is....so fucking...stupid #iughofjk stop yes holy shit. if oyu think becca doesn't currently have a glass of red you'd be mistaken #stop xD nbd i want them but um i can't say it #elena will ???? when the subject is brought up xD #...she's also ten thousand percent bribing alex's silence with presence rn #...presents #i can spell and not be a moron

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If anyone is buying, I’m accepting offers, absolutely. And of course it’s Alexandra. She’s. I don’t even know. She’s something.

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What? No, that’s. Absolutely…no.

I’ll you know. I’ll bid a dollar for this one, but Alex is still all you. That is a terror. Oh yes, princess, I’m taking about you.

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Huh. Well, that’s ultimately up to you, of course. I suppose I’m just surprised. Kris seemed to always want kids. What has you so against them?

#fucking right xD like it's so funny #we truly made the oddest children but they're so fucking good #i love them both especially now that megan is old enough to like #be developing a personality #instead of just being a baby blob #omg yeah like. there's fucking...nothing. im just. what the hel #she used to have several? i wonder why they're deleting fucking. gif hunts #like. what?#lmaooo basically parenting i feel #but alex is def copping an attitude rn bc um EXCUSE elena i am clearly the superior sister bid on me #and elena is ofc antagonizing. and just making faces at alex in the lights #goi;hfjdp stop xD amazing. elena's not even trying either fuck she knows karlie doesn't want kids #and bec is hiding a smirk and prodding bc lmao bitch plEASE

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We love our kids. We love our kids. We love…our kids…

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You two are suckers. I am totally never…having kids. Probably.

We do love them. Very much. Even if I maybe currently would like to pawn them off to someone else. Oh, c’mon. You don’t think you’ll ever want kids? Even when you get a bit older? Settle down?