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@becca-woode
"Yeah, yeah I know. You’re not the first woman to splash a drink in my face for being rude, you know. Even though I don’t remember much from when I used to be like that."
"Awe damn, too bad I don't care about originality." She shrugged before crossing her arms. "You don't remember?"
"That’s not holy water. What exactly was the point of this?"
"I was bored and when you're in your little demonic state you're kind of an ass."
Hey you!
"Your best friend’s a demon?"
"Mmmmhmmm. And my enemy too. Most of the people here aren't human."
Hey you!
"Alright, you." The therapist said. "Not out in the open—or ever. Come on, where’s your room?"
"Oh come on." She whined, "Im just having a little fun in this damned place. You gotta do something when your best friend is a demon you know."
"Pluuss Im too comfy to move."
Hey you!
"Where’d you get that alcohol?"
"I have my sourrccess!"
Hey you!
"Why?" Clara asked as she took a step back from the red head.
"Beecauuse. I wanna tell you a secret!"
Hey you!
"Cooome 'ere. No, no, no, coommme hhheeerrreee."
"You just look…n-never mind." Ian mumbled, turning to walk away.
"Finish your sentence, as annoying as it is that you even attempted talking to me, its even more obnoxious to leave mid-sentence."
Sorry, I… ah, I tend to get carried away when I get excited about something.
Can we start over?
"Depends. Are you going to tell every story like you are on a sugar high or can you speak normally."
"I was just asking how you were doing today?"
"Then I accidentally answered you didn't I?"
Here are the fun facts, A) I need to eat human flesh, B) I can’t kill, at all.
You don't have a choice, Little Witch. Just take some asshole and make a dinner
Tell me something I don’t know.
"You're not supposed to starve little witch...you need to feed."
"What do you want? I am not in the mood to deal with...well whatever youre talking about."
I need the vegan version of a demonic diet.
ASAP
Sorry Little Witch, I don't think there is one.
"I do. But do I give a fuck about how much I talk? No. No I do not give a fuck. I don’t give many fucks about anything, really."
"And, no, I won’t stop saying fuck either. If you have a problem with my mouth, too damn bad.”
"Oh my god, youre like a five year old that just learned a curse word. Seriously, if anyone ever locked you in an air tight room, you'd use up all of the oxygen within two minutes."
"I’m here just as often as you are."
"Im here, 24/7, 365 days a year. You really want to continue saying youre here as much."
Join the club.
Its been months little witch. If I have to stay here, they might as well let me indulge in bad behaviors. Its not like I am going to leave if I die, so who cares anymore!
