Live For the Moments

[alexander]

I’m crying I think I want a sloth now

[faggottt]

what even are sloths

[onlytwitterpics]

[doomsday519-deactivated20240507]

[shifgsthivc]

“So how’s life?”

[beccanicole1478]

Harry: Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Umbridge: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...

Harry: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll say Voldemort didn't return.

[aliengrl12]

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music.

[ruinedchildhood]

[elementalwife]

FUCKING UNMUTE THIS

[krisseycrystal]

Owl: [in a small, cute, gravelly voice] Drugs.

Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.

Owl: [same voice] Drugs?

Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.

Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????

Sunny: Who invited–who invited–?

[katmcgovern]

literally my favorite vine of all time

[coral]

[bisexualbeowulf]

Halloween takes place on a Monday this year and if that doesn’t perfectly sum up how awful 2016 has been I don’t know what will

[buyakendama]

[lolthatsme]

[bitchycode]

[decembernovemberoctober]

making this t-shirt is the most fulfilling thing i’ve done in a while and i am so proud 

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[adultum]

[jonbutter]

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong