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[faggottt]

*Me at an accounting job interview*

Interviewer: So why should we hire you?

Me: well my mother was a calculator

[faggottt]

Just sucked off a handsome dl silver fox daddy in a public bathroom fuck his dick was bomb

[dykonicdiva]

i am at my clits end

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UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

[jasper-rolls]

did anything happen with this

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[octavio-world]

reblog to survive

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[austimpowerz]

surely another trinket will cure me

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[faggottt]

Guess if I have foreskin

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Voting ended onJul 10

[senseitive]

my whole life is just “oh ok”