Passionately Apathetic

Not caring takes a lot of work

[beckyshy]

ATTENTION! Introducing Becky’s handmade jingle jangle sports team tees...guaranteed to invite comments like “Shake those hips” from creepy old men at any sporting event! Made with lots of pizazz and puffy paint. Message me with your vision and I’ll make it a reality for the low low price of $25 a tee! #sports #clevelandbrowns #jinglejangle #wearableart #sportsball #jarvislandry (at FirstEnergy Stadium) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpx1kh8gDFC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11d29h3l095l3

[beckyshy]

This is a book about me every time I visit family and stay overnight #whodunnit #midnightsnacks #hideyourfood #hideyourbooze #family https://www.instagram.com/p/BoS_DuKATdj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gdemnlwh9kn7

[beckyshy]

When you’re at a conference hotel that is next to a baseball stadium #ilovebaseball #baseballbutts #baltimoreorioles #tinabelcher (at SunTrust Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5EXjKg7LQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1817cqyhhfmyp

[beckyshy]

#tbt to that time I was a fucking boss at #IKEA...photo by co-boss @emilycarle #beltloop #ikeaboss #powerstance (at IKEA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnZ8FsHASL3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a4swistutjj6

[beckyshy]

@cocacola is catering to approximately 3-4 actual human beings and 7 fairy tale villains with this bottle #shareacokewithcruella #callmegrizzyforshort

[beckyshy]

Caught a glimpse of my reflection today...I call this look “I woke up at noon at mom’s house” #poolsidecoffee #coffeebeforetalkie #islandlife (at Living on Kent Island, Maryland)

[beckyshy]

I love #baseball in any and all forms...and with the way the #orioles have been playing I might just quit MLB for a little while #minorleaguebaseball #jolietslammers #hotdogsoverhotelfood (at Joliet Route 66 Stadium)

[beckyshy]

How #millenials garden!!! If you don’t high speed garden, you’re living in the dial-up days bro! #instantgratificationalways (at Phoenix Art Museum)

[beckyshy]

No thanks Dr. Gilda Carle, I’m just gonna work on being a #BossBitch and let the guys attract themselves to me. If I wrote the book... “You’re All That: How to attract the good dogs and stop worrying about finding a man” #whosagoodboy

[beckyshy]

Because infanticide is illegal... #selfhelpbooks #questionablecoverart #horseyride

[just-shower-thoughts]

You could punch a random British person in the face today and there’s a 52% chance they’d deserve it.