You're A Cryptid Too

(PODCAST OUT NOW) put in an ask with a little summary about yourself(weird quirks especially), your pronouns, a brief description of what you look like, and what it's like where you live and I will write a lore summary about you being a cryptid. (I work full time so it may take me a couple days but I promise I'll try to do it!)

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Her

Living in a quiet, but boring mountain town has it’s perks. Rainy skies and dry ground to name a couple, but it also has its downsides. Things seem to go missing, very frequently. Almost every person here has had something stolen. It’s a little bit of a problem, but not the problem it should be. The things that go missing aren’t really expected, but it leaves you with an empty feeling as if you were reaching out to touch someone you didn’t quite know was there. Mushrooms and moss out of backyards, are the most common thefts. Shiny yard ornaments too. Some say it’s a creature, a being, some even say that if you look closely, unfocus your eyes you can see Her standing in the rain. long blonde hair, dripping. blue/green eyes, like the moss she took, looking to trust. Some have even set up traps to scare Her. An unexpected loud noise and your yard will remain untouched. The most common place to spot Her is in the outer lakes this mountain town is surrounded by. So, if you’re feeling risky, let’s go for a swim.

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Ambient Tragedy

Misery loves company. Tragedy loves mystery. This cryptid loves background noise. There is never silence. True silence will never exist as long as this cryptid is alive. Writing itself into your reality. Writing himself into cold, busy cities imbibing them with the small town feel. He sees the world blurred. He has a definitive weakness though, something most other cryptids don’t have. Insects. The insects don’t like him either, which is a plus, so if you live in a busy city and don’t have an insect problem, you may have another kind of problem. An Ambient tragedy.

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Emerald Imposer

“Contrary to popular belief, he’s not that tall.” A witness shares.

“I think he’s just got long legs.” Another will chime in. The conversation goes on and on. Along with various scents one might attribute to the forest, an air of mystery and conversation surrounds this cryptid. Known to hold menacing eye contact with the unsuspecting people he encounters, this green-haired cryptid tends to collect insects. He lurks at the base of each hill in Austria, seemingly in all places all at once.

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I’m Gonna Kick Bigfoot’s Ass

On the first episode we find out what a cryptid is, what Facebook users think of a suspected Bigfoot sighting, and how ladybugs can be used

episode 1 us up!! only on Spotify for now. (we’re new to this please bear with us lol)

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available everywhere else now!!!

Apple Podcasts

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I’m Gonna Kick Bigfoot’s Ass

On the first episode we find out what a cryptid is, what Facebook users think of a suspected Bigfoot sighting, and how ladybugs can be used

episode 1 us up!! only on Spotify for now. (we’re new to this please bear with us lol)

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It’s Happening!

The very first episode of the podcast “Becoming Cryptids” will be up tomorrow (June 14th, 2019) at 3pm central!! It’s a tight 30 minutes and we had so much fun recording it!! In the meantime, if you want to follow the podcast on twitter & instagram that’s where we will post most of the podcast updates/information from now on!!

Here, I will continue to post my regular lore, nothing on this blog will change!

Thank you for all your support on this and we hope that you all like the podcast so that we can continue to do it!

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The Keyper

If you’ve ever been out late at night, paranoid, telling yourself that the jingling of keys you hear is all in your mind, you may have experienced this cryptid. So called “nests” have been found with small corked glass jars and especially scenic postcards from neighboring towns. The few witnesses to see this cryptid up close claim that the noise is from brass keys the cryptid keeps on their person at all times. This creature isn’t known to be violent, but there isn’t much known about this “Keyper” as of now. Be careful if you wish to find more out, you may get more than you bargained for.

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Shaggy Sketcher

One morning, while out for a morning walk with her dog, a young woman describes a creature approaching her; brown shaggy hair covering a body about 5 10. She is adamant that it wasn’t Bigfoot as the creature pet her dog and drew a picture of what looked like an octopus in the ground. Stories such as these are surfacing all across small towns in Texas. They’re dubbing the creature the Shaggy Sketcher. Some believe that the creature is a member of the Bigfoot family, others will argue that he is too short and tends to pick at his face, and bite his hand when unnerved. Bigfoot doesn’t do that. At least they don’t think so. The creature isn’t something small town Texas is afraid of, but if you’re out walking your dog, be prepared to be approached.

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We Will Turn You Into A Cryptid

Ever wanted two sisters to use various magics and dumb jokes to turn you into a cryptid?? Well, your wish has been granted. We’re starting a podcast and we need some future cryptids for the first few episodes.

If you want to be turned into a cryptid on the podcast please email [email protected] with the following:

- your name (or nickname)

- pronouns

- a brief description of your appearance

- what it’s like where you live

- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY weird quirks, ESPECIALLY any wacky, dumb, inhuman, embarrassing story/thing you have done or continue to do

*this will be a comedy podcast but we will do our best. we may joke around, but you will become a cryptid and there’s nothing you can do about it*

the first episode will be up hopefully early next month!! I will continue to write short stories here!! thanks!!

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Pond Jeweler

There are many things to be grateful to the rain for. Healthy crops, a break from the summer heat, an excuse to stay indoors, but the rain doesn’t always bring happiness. From the shallow depths of temporary ponds created by the downpour, a monster lies in wait. A slight humming comes from the pond until you get close. Once you’re in earshot, the monster from within listens for a glimpse of familiarity. If you unwittingly give that, you could be approached. Witnesses describe long dark hair in front of the eyes and a shy demeanor. Coming out of the pond they are looking for things, more specifically jewelry and you’d regret it if you didn’t just hand yours over. Hand it over and pray for the sunshine.

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The Colorado Cryptid

You ever had a dream where nothing at all looked familiar? Where time seemed to stop and nothing but moths and wasps were around for miles? No? Consider yourself lucky. Colorado natives describe a 5 foot creature coming to them in their dreams followed by the insects. Everything becoming uncontrollably chaotic. Their caramel eyes will almost calm you as you try to escape the sleepy trail this odd dream seems to be keeping you on. The witnesses report to wake up in a sweat, the faint sound of buzzing fading into a memory.

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The Silent Stargazer

Late at night when you suddenly remember you left something in your car, you begrudgingly go out to get it. After locking back up, you nonchalantly look up and into the night sky. What a beautiful distraction and reminder of how very small we are. How very small you are. You aren’t alone in this. You’re never alone in this. A tall pale being with eyes of an ocean and nails like talons is your unwanted date to this evenings stargazing. You’ll never hear her approach, her movements so minuscule your human ears won’t pick up on them. But rest assured she is there, watching.

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Color Climber

There are many things to fear while in a wooded area. Bears, poisonous plants, vile insects to name a few. The list does not stop there. It does not stop at things that could grab at your ankles. It stops above you, sitting in a tree. Colors slashed across their face and it’s almost beautiful. Most witnesses say that they don’t believe this “Color Climber” as they’ve come to call them, has malicious intent, just that they pop up, freak out and vanish. Leaving you to wonder what else may be out there.

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I’ve failed you...

sorry I have fallen behind on turning you all to cryptids. turns out working full time in a minimum wage job is tiring and depressing... who would’ve thought?!! I promise I’m still gonna try to do them as much as I can, but I had an idea.

I thought about turning this into a podcast where my sister, my best friend and I turn y’all into cryptids together along with lore and story. If you would be interested in that please like or reblog this so I’d know that it was worth it! I would still write small stories on here but I’d open an email for people that wouldn’t mind being described on the podcast. If you have any ideas for that too, please message me!!

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The Watcher

Below the peaks of a tree riddled mountain range sits a rainy town, that was once an uneventful one. As summer came to its end one year, the towns residents began to tell tales of feeling as if someone or something was watching them. One of the townspeople is on record saying “he seems to arrive by river, stay in the middle of town, then he leaves as quick as he comes.”

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Collector

They travel in packs of two or three. Forests, libraries, and quiet parks are where most encounters occur. Reptiles tend to travel with them, but other animals are known to as well. Heterochromia eyes, science knowledge, and mass consumption of recourses is an odd description of a cryptid, but you can’t deny the eyewitnesses. They describe a lukewarm air drifting over them before seeing this collector. Collector of dead insects and skulls. This cryptid may be unsettling, but is reportedly harmless.