good christian memes

just a reminder: Jesus isn’t white and He is an ally 🏳️‍🌈(icon & header are paintings by Rembrandt)🏳️‍⚧️

[t00thpasteface]

I would just like to submit this casual reminder: There's nothing in the Bible that explicitly states that a Priest can't have a bratty sub.

[pussyinhalerr-deactivated202403]

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

[noodles-07]

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

[hycinthrt]

[fredersen]

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

[coogerlion2]

They are come seeking the christ child and are here to worship him

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[goodchristianmemes]

happy easter weekend

[nicollekidman]

original sin (insider trading)

[scattered-vernal]

another hyperspecific poll bc I'm bored at work

first job was manual labor with ur dad

best friends with ur cousin

homoerotic with several different friends

lucky number is 3

been kissed by said homoerotic friends

has scars on both hands

both parents are in a Situationship with the same guy

goes on fishing trips with a friend group

more than one of these

none of these

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2024

[scattered-vernal]

I'm getting death threats over this one

[scattered-vernal]

never said the hyperspecific poll was about me.

[mkstravel]

Paris - July 3rd, 2011

Be not inhospitable to strangers, lest they be angels in disguise.

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[xx-theblack-vixen-xx]

I PHYSICALLY CANNOT

[goodchristianmemes]

by @/voltronmutual on tiktok

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[samueldays]

[sacred-portal]

[goodchristianmemes]

lmaooo

[dryad-knifeplay]

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days