1000 year old girl

EGL (Elegant Gothic Loser)

[bee-cereal]

the fields of mistria marriage update is stressing me out dont make me decide between the fat hairy one and the ancient dragon dick

[romancechimique]

based on this post of all time by @theaterard it was too good i just had to do it

[bee-cereal]

being on this website as a 22 year old (which is mostly millenials/elder gen z with a few misfit middle schoolers) feels like when i went to the psych ward when i was 11 and everyone else was either a teenager or 6 years old.

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[bee-cereal]

starving my Gerard way mii as punishment for mcr rereleasing another fucking deluxe edition

[ismellpestilence]

*Archives lost to a fire voice* I would have loved containing the exact documents that you need for your research.

[bee-cereal]

Everyone needs to start communitymaxxing. Today I made syrup out of the magnolia petals in my parent’s yard. Then me and the 8 different neighbors went for a group dog walk. Then I talked to some little girls picking flowers. Then I visited the old eccentric gays who make guitars and played guitar while one of them accompanied me on mandolin and one of the dogs howled along. Spring is here and people are full of love and the earth is good at its core.

[bee-cereal]

shoutout to the jeopardy fandom. All 15 of us.

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[bee-cereal]

thinking about my childhood dog again

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[porunareff]

NYO-OHO!! ~~🎵 Gyro Zeppeli's introduction - Steel Ball Run Episode 01

[bee-cereal]

a jojo character could turn towards the camera, look the viewer dead in the eye, and say “I am a homosexual” and dudebro fans will still try to argue that it’s actually a mistranslation

[basmatifiedd-deactivated2026040]

in honor of this international women’s month list your favorite female character who is not a good person

[bee-cereal]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[bee-cereal]

I deleted tiktok one week ago and I can feel my neurons regrowing. I put off deleting it for a long time because I thought I’d miss it, but I find that a really don’t. I saw a post along the lines of “people on tiktok are currently arguing over whether ‘in the navy’ by village people is propaganda” and I just felt so fucking relieved that I don’t have to deal with that.

[milfmaekar]

starting some kind of collection