Brooke likes this shit..

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

[oreimo]

please go to church this sunday

[icantbelieveitsnotbuffering]

Will you shift my friend?

Ancient Irish saying (via jennyyslate)

[lunabelleblog]

[ivicus]

We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.

(via intractably)

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

[whatshouldbetchescallme]

When someone tells you they have a pet

[love-personal]

[victorious]

when your girlfriend fresh off her period

[sandandglass]

[therealgingerjedi]

this will never not be funny

[pomeranian2]

[profiting]

this is actually me

[latenightcornerstore]

When he says He doesn’t love you anymore, Roll your shoulders back And look him in the eye Smile And ask him why he didn’t leave you sooner. Tell him that there are boys Who would be proud to say they’d loved you. Tell him that in two years You won’t even remember his name If he did not know how to love you the first time, He won’t know how to do it the next.

from How To Pretend It Doesn’t Hurt, by Ashe Vernon (via aauroraskies)

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

[slaycinder]

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

[jomori]

[clemiesymone]

http://pinktigar.tumblr.com/

[leahhkaye-deactivated20130515]

[most-awkward-moments]

“If the answer is false, explain why”

[quevidamastriste]

[observando]

Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you.

Christian D. Larson, Your Forces and How to Use Them (via observando)