_Cellar Door_

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[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[kyary]

would you like to buy some turnips

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[katanasonata]

kakashi knows that wearing a mask keeps others safe! 

also this is my new comic style so you can expect something similar to this in future comics (whenever I feel like putting effort into making one)

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[skunkeyemcghee]

Read this again.

Read this to others.

Force the idiots, read it to them

[kieraoona]

For anyone in Canada, this ID card is fake.  This was made by the anti-mask group called hugs over masks. 

If you have a business that does online purchases or curbside pickup, and someone demands you let them in while holding this card, you do have the right to refuse them to come into your workplace, and you can advise them to purchase online or make an appointment for curbside pickup.

You DO NOT need to allow them entry into your business, only provide an accommodated service instead such as delivery, curbside pickup, performing the shopping for them, etc. to avoid any prosecution under the Disabilities Act. 

This has been a Public Safety announcement

[unexpectedyarns]

Watch out, USA, because the covidiots will be printing a version of these en masse and presenting them at Walmart

[sans--seraph]

Worry not, friend! We’ve been seeing em for a few weeks now-only ours actually look much worse. 

[dollsahoy]

As an American I’d still say the Canadian one looks fake because it’s in English only

[crabofdoom]

This pandemic has left me astounded with how much more people will spend and how much more people will do, just to avoid REALLY FUCKING CHEAP & SIMPLE safety measures like washing your hands with goddamn soap, and wearing a goddamn mask in public.

Doing more work, paying more money, & dying from the goddamn virus, to own the libs. What the fuck is wrong with you.

[futureevilscientist]

I’m sorry but “Hugs Over Masks”?

HUGS OVER MASKS?????

Are you fucking kidding me? We’ve hit peak “this obviously absurd scenario from a fictional setting is still somehow not absurd enough to not be reality”.

That’s it, people. I’m done. There is nothing more I expect.

In other news:

[mysharona1987]

[catgirlies]

bitches will be a terrible person then tag pictures of vocaloid idols and anime girls as #me!! Like no Hatsune Miku wouldn't call me slurs on the internet

[fuckyeah2000s]

[la-laborista-republiko]

I can’t wait to read Dr. Chuck Tingle’s new hit novel Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus, which is the only novel about a wizard in England that anyone has ever written.

[la-laborista-republiko]

Y'all thought

[anarchapella]

I’m curious like in all good faith what’s his actual writing like? Are these actually readable?

[la-laborista-republiko]

The writing is fascinating.  From a purely technical standpoint, I would call Tingle’s prose “competent”; he knows what he’s doing and it reads just fine, but it’s not spectacular.

However, he has such a vivid imagination and is trying to tell such imaginative and utterly buck wild and unique stories that it creates a “forcing too much water through too small a pipe” sort of effect, which makes the whole experience even more delightful by maximizing how surreal it is.

Chuck Tingle is an icon of what outsider art should be.

[crown-prince-zuko]

Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“

Aang:

[uberguber89]

[edelwary]

Avatar but its a summer anime in the 90s and they still have powers and stuff but also live like normal highschoolers

[eliminated]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sistertaxon]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*

[legendoftherisingtide]

It fucking took me till *sokka* to realize what this fucking was im crying i just fucking accepted disgraced prince and living reincarnation bc the gays be like that sometimes but my god yes

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

Lmaoooooo

[laura-dong]

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