Has to adopt a child and marry a woman
Loid: It’s troublesome but it’s for the sake of the mission.
Goes ballistic and one-man army when said child gets kidnapped
Loid: It’s for the mission.
Shows up all bloody and wrecked in order to avoid standing up Yor
The woman he wanted to <fake> marry ends up proposing marriage to him Loid: ‘Heh, all according to plan.’ Yet ends up face-planting anyway, so cool so suave, the world’s best spy and smoothest lady-killer, everybody
Tells <fake> daughter they can live in a castle if there’s one for sale, actually rents a castle and pulls out all stops and plays Bondman in front of thousands of spies he works with just to indulge said <fake> daughter
Both his <fake> daughter and <fake> wife get insulted by a smug asshole Loid: ‘Endure it. We’re not a real family anyway.’ Goes ballistic part 2 and ends up annihilating the table (it was either that or the smug asshole’s face) despite most certainly failing the interview and his mission as a result
Exhausted yet spends a day-off with his family while wanting to turn down an actual mission Loid: ‘A threat to my family is a threat to world peace.’
Feels guilty about bugging his <fake> wife, and worried about her relationship with her colleagues, buys cake for their <fake> anniversary, confirmed master seducer and has bagged so many women over the years according to Franky, yet blushes at simple hand contact and the prospect of sharing a bed like an actual high school boy instead of the cool and collected spy he’s supposed to be..!!!
<Fake> wife comes home not smiling Loid: Oh noes she must be angry at me Comes up with 800+ date ideas (IN ONE NIGHT) just to cheer her up
Loid: IT’S FOR THE MISSIO-
Point is, I get that he’s a perfectionist, but he really reaches peak dumbass levels when it comes to Yor and Anya. He just has to have a functional family and Anya and Yor are both willing to cooperate with him on that, but he doesn’t just do the minimum for them, but goes above and beyond to ensure their emotional happiness and satisfaction, to the point of pushing himself to his physical and mental limits, sacrificing his body, agency funds and personnel, you get the drill. Yor can already clearly see that Loid spoils Anya (which Loid doesn’t realize), but she doesn’t realize that Loid spoils her too. Just like a real father and husband would, albeit an excessively doting and extra one. The world’s top spy everybody.
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