I Have No Idea What Is Going On

How'd you end up here

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[florial]

[themotivationjournals]

Don’t forget: that you’re human. It’s okay to have a melt down. Just don’t unpack and live there. Cry it out and then refocus on where you are headed.

Anonymous   (via wnq-writers)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via awkwordz)

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

When men say “take your girl swimming on the first date” but they don’t know about powder and setting spray

[carriefishrr]

[yellowsumbrella]

In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other, with everything we’ve got because love’s the best thing we do. And on that lovely spring evening, that’s exactly what Barney and Robin vowed to each other. And it was legendary.

[onlyhimym-deactivated20170606]

Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story…

[brainstatic]

[thetenderpassion]

[maneki-kat]

It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it

[reshipped]

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[disbar-deactivated20160905]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever I’m out of state and I see another driver with a license plate from my homestate I feel as if we’ve just momentarily connected.

[wnq-writers]

She fell in love with a toxic soul and got addicted to its poison.

imnina-15 (via wnq-writers)

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[cheekbonered]

“just set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!”

yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i don’t think i’ll fall asleep INstantly but if i set it for 30 minutes i might fall asleep quickly and then i’ll be tired for the rest of the day there are too many variables and i am so stressed