Beef

What about an omegaverse?

Adam wants to have a family but he has trouble dating.

So, he goes to an alpha farm. It's not a literal farm that's just what it's called. It's a clinical place where you can check out the person before you decide if you want to have their baby.

I love this. It does make me imagine that it's a real farm the betas and omegas set up because alphas were to volatile, so the only safe way to be breed is for them to be locked up.

BUT sticking to the actual idea, I do LOVE this. Maybe Adam has been here a couple of times, the first time he had Cain, his twin boys Abel and Seth and lastly his daughter, Emily, who is still a baby, but Adam wants one more girl to finish his dream family.

People would be shocked to see that Adam is an omega. He's big, strong, imposing and generally an asshole to people. He's not very approachable, especially if he doesn't want to speak with you (which is probably why aplhas stay away from him), but his papers check out. He's an omega, and his kids prove it.

He isn't sure ehy he picked Lucifer. In alpha standards, he's small. And short. And well mannered and just not your typical alpha. But maybe that's why Adam picked him. Adam isn't a typical omega and Lucifer isn't a typical alpha. But that doesn't make Adam open up to him anymore than necessary.

They have to have a sit down before going forward, this is the part Adam hates. He doesn't want to get to know his sperm donor, he just wants the batter and to fuck off.

But no. Most clinics want some sort of understanding between the two.

Lucifer: ...So. I uh... struggle to see why you couldn't get an alpha on your own... (he can definitely see why)

Adam: And you'll continue to struggle, asshole.

Lucifer: Look, this doesn't have to be weird okay? We can just stick to basic things and move on.

Adam: Basics? Like what?

Lucifer: Anything you want to talk about, that you want to tell me. You've been through this before I don't understand why you're resistant to it.

Adam: Because I'm here for a baby. Not a fucking friend, alright? I don't need you or anyone else to know me, or like me, or to feel attracted to me. I don't care, got it?

Lucifer: Alright! Alright... you know, you could be a little nicer-.

Adam glares: The fuck did you just say?

Lucifer: ...Uh, nothing. So! Where did you grow up?

Adam: Oh Lord kill me...... If I didn't need another person I'd reproduce like a flower.... But Los Angeles

Lucifer: Oh, me too! Small world.

Adam: Not small enough

Lucifer: You're uh... just a ray of sunshine, ain't ya?

Adam: If that ray vaporised the fucks that came up with meeting with the fucking sperm donor, then yeah. I'm exactly that.

Lucifer *laughs awkwardly and loosens the collar of his shirt* R-Right. Uh, anything you want to ask me?

Adam: Finally, does baldness run in your family? Is your height genetic or is it just a "you" problem? Do you have any little bitch allergies? Do you have any mental issues, like depression, anxiety, hearing voices? Have you ever killed anyone? Ever had an std?

Lucifer: ...At least buy me dinner first, jeez.

Adam: My pay check ks going to your swimmers. Not feeding your ass.

Lucifer: ..... Right. Umm, no being short isn't genetic I just happened to draw the short stick hehe.

Adam didn't look impressed and Lucifer coughed into his fist.

Lucifer: That's ...... Supposed to be a joke. Anyway, no baldness isn't a thing I have very good hair, no mental issues aside from some depression but look at where I live. You'd have it too.

Which, yeah they live in a very white room where they can't really personalize anything.

Adam: Okay fair.

Lucifer: No I don't have any STDs or any other physical illnesses. I'd be allowed to leave if I did. And no, I've never killed anyone, I'd be in prison not this.......

He glanced over at the camera in the corner of the room.

Lucifer: ..... Place.

This was probably the first time one of the alphas had actually mentioned the breeding pens. Before now, Adam had never thought about it, this place is technically a prison.

Oh well, it's not his problem, he's only hear for the batter, what he doesn't need is to start feeling sorry for one alpha. No matter how pitiful he looks.

Adam: ...Guess that answers everything I need to know.

The alpha watched as Adam stood up before siging the agreement form in front of them. That surprised Lucifer, he had a feeling that his height would have been a deal breaker.

Lucifer: You uh... you like what you see-?

Adam stared at him: Why don't you get out? I swear, you fucking alpha's are dumb as fuck- you can influence beta's and omega's. Fucking... demand your fucking freedom! Come in here, bitching about this damn place, come on. You want out? Get out. Don't bitch to me about it, I ain't here to solve your damn problems. Don't... don't make me feel fucking sorry for you assholes.

Lucifer: ...You're just a bit teddy bear, aren't ya...

Adam: I'm a fucking delight I'll have you know.

Lucifer stood up: Yeah, I can tell that from your warm and comforting personality. Look, some people are here because they volunteer to be because it's basically free room, food, and everything is covered. But a lot of us aren't here because they want to be.

Adam: What are you saying?

Lucifer: Nothing..... But haven't you ever noticed how very few alphas there are out in the world? Other than the very young or the very old? Hardly any in the prime of their lives. That's because they're here. Well, not here here, but places like this.

Adam: So..... You can't leave?

Lucifer: No. Only volunteers can leave.

Adam finished signing his name: So, what happens if you-

They both jumped as a gun shot ran out from outside. A man over a radio could be heard.

Lucifer looked away from the window: You don't leave. Alive.

Staring at the window, Adam couldn't see anything outside of it, which was for the best. He had never heard anything like that, or even thought about what happens to those who don't volunteer.

Adam: How... how are some allowed out and others aren't?

Lucifer: Oh, you care now, do you?

Adam glared: I'm just fucking curious.

Lucifer: ...You do something that deems you "dangerous". And that something could be as simple as losing your shit in public. Some bitch you had as a girlfriend cheats on you and tells you about it in public and you have a damn fucking breakdown! And oh no! Some poor, sweet wittle omega's feel threatened and that's it! You're life is fucking over and you're forced to be here for the next five years! Being used as some fucking breeding bull! But then again, bulls get treated fucking better...

When Adam didn't say anything, Lucifer glanced up. To Adam's credit, he didn't look scared. He did look like he was fighting his instincts to cower but that was fine. It will be fine.

Lucifer: ...Sorry. I... you should go-.

Adam: How long you get left?

Lucifer: What?

Adam: Of your... sentence, I guess. How long?

Lucifer: ...... I'll be lucky if I ever get out. Technically I didn't do anything, but when you have one person telling the authorities something different.

Adam: What does that even mean?

Lucifer: It means my bitch fiance got a hair crossways during an argument and ruined my life.

If people did this to omegas, there would be an uproar about it and people would be rallying for their rights. But no one does that for alphas.

Adam looked down, he knows he shouldn't feel bad..... But damn it he was starting to.

Adam: So you'd never be able to meet any of the kids you help make?

Lucifer: Probably not. This would be my first actually, a lot of people are deterred by my height.

Adam: Right...... What did she say?

Lucifer: To get me in here? That I nearly beat her to death. But there wasn't a mark on her and I wouldn't hurt anyone. But places like this don't exactly care about ethics.

Adam: ...I'm... I'm sorry. That was horrible, what she did.

Lucifer: ...Thank you. It... it was horrible...

Adam: Yeah... alright, I'll let you uh... do the deed.

Before Lucifer could answer, Adam turned and left, letting the door click shut behind him. Fuck, he shouldn't feel bad. Why is he feeling bad? Lucifer could be lying for all he knows, maybe he did hurt her!

But Adam could tell lairs. It was his thing. Always has been. And Lucifer wasn't lying... and if he was, he was doing a good job at it.

Adam: ...Fuck.

He walked to the counter and paid his bill, and that's when he saw something interesting on a advertisement behind the receptionist.

"Take home an alpha! Want a huge family? Rent one of our many, suitable alphas today! No time limits, no extra costs!"

Receptionist: Sir? Are you okay?

Adam continued to stare at the poster for a few more seconds before turning back to the woman: Uh, yeah.

Receptionist: Alpha 66.6 has always been efficient, he will be done soon. Have a seat-.

Adam: Can I uh... take him home? That program thing, can I do that?

The woman turned and looked at the poster before turning back to her computer, after a couple of clicks, she shook her head.

Receptionist: Uh, no. Alpha 66.6-.

Adam: Lucifer.

Receptionist: Alpha 66.6 is under our secure watch. He doesn't qualify-.

Adam: Look at me. Look at him. Do you really think he could do anything to me I wouldn't be able to stop?

She stared up at Adam. Sure, he was big. Very big: I... sir, I can't make thise types of decisions-.

Adam: Then put me through to someone who can. We... fuck, we kinda hit it off, alright? And home is lonely when the babies are at day care.

The receptionist gasped: You'd want Alpha 66.6 around your children-?

Adam: Don't fucking question me, alright? I have shit sorted out, I'm not a fucking idiot. Just see what you can do about me... taking him home, alright?

Before she could answer, he sat down to wait for his sample. This could be a stupid idea. Really, really stupid. What if he hurt his babies-? No, Adam wouldn't allow that. He's always wanted a big family, seeing as this would be his fourth or fifth kid.

All he needed was a partner... he's been alone since high school, and he was fucking done being alone. Even if Lucifer is an asshole or whatever, Adam can handle him, and if he doesn't fit, well... he wouldn't want him back here, so maybe they could come to an arrangement.

Soon, a man walked out with a paper bag and turned to Adam: Ah, here you are, sir. There's uh... two containers in there, he added an extra dosage for you.

Adam took the bag and opened it, and sure enough two containers sat at the bottom. He smiled: Thanks.

Receptionist: Uh, Dr! He wants to take alpha 66.6 home under our newest trial.

The doctors eyes widened before looking at Adam: Sir, he doesn't qualify-.

Adam: Then, make him qualify. I can handle him.

The doctor looked uncertain, if Adam had to guess it was likely what Lucifer told him about his ex. Making it as violent as ever.

Doctor: You seem very set on this.

Adam: I am. I don't care what it costs, make it happen.

The doctor nodded and pulled out a mountain of paperwork for Adam to sign.

Doctor: You will be legally responsible for him while he is out with you. If at any time you want to bring him back you can. And he must wear an ankle monitor at all times.

Adam: Okay..... And what's all this?

Doctor: It states that I have warned you about alpha 66.6 and agree to the terms and that if anything should happen you and your family won't sue us.

Adam rolled his eyes, of course that was a big concern of theirs.

Doctor: But seriously, he's better off here.

Adam: I'll be fine.

They were very resistant to letting Lucifer go, but after an hour Adam got his way.

And Lucifer was brought out as if he really were a prisoner, ankle monitor and all. He even seemed a little dopey.

Adam: ..... Did you fucking drug him?

Doctor: It's for the best. There is more in the bag when you need it.

Lucifer blinked very slowly: ..... You're very tall.~

Great.

Rolling his eyes, Adam bent down, and lifted Lucifer over hid shoulder, making the alpha laugh and kick his feet. As Adam walked out the door, Lucifer gave the unsure doctors a small wave unri the doors shut.

Lucifer: So high...~. You're like a giant! And I'm your poor wittle princess... helpless~.

Adam: You're uh... something.

Carefully, Adam put Lucifer in the passenger seat, and buckled him in. He placed the bag in the back seat, he'll have to do that at home, he's done it that many times that it should be no issue.

The drive back was... interesting. Lucifer kept looking out the window, marvelling at the outsode world. Once they were back at Adam's, the house was quiet, making Lucifer look around.

Lucifer: Uh... you have kids, right?

Adam: They're at my parents. When I do this, I like to have privacy, so I can focus on doing what I need to do. So, uh... I'll show you where you'll be sleeping.

Lucifer looked up and followed Adam: Another cell?

Adam: What? No. I don't... have one of those.

Opening the door, Adam stood there as Lucifer walked in. It was a normal bedroom. With a soft bed, a TV, a mini fridge and a small ensuit bathroom. It was more than Lucifer has had in a while.

Lucifer: ...W-Wow, this is... did you plan for me-?

Adam: No. My sister used to live with me. She liked her own space... thought it would be good for you. There's just... one thing.

The alpha turned to Adam, who looked a little nervous.

Adam: You have free range of the house during the day, just uh, don't go into mine or the babies rooms. And at night, your door will be locked. I.. for now. I don't want you to be trapped again, but I also need to look after my babies, yeah?

Lucifer nods, even that was more freedom than he was usually allowed: I get it.

Adam: Alright... well... I'm gonna... y'know. Stuff the turkey.

Lucifer chuckled as Adam left the room, carefully shutting the door behind him, to give Lucifer some privacy. He smiled when he heard a muffled, "why did I say that?", maybe this was going to be okay.

Once Adam was in his room, he shut the door and got i to position. Within a matter of minutes, he had put both containers of Lucifer's "white sauce" inside of him. It's been a while since he's used to much cum and good lord, he could feel it.

He stared at the ceiling, while his legs and hips were leaning on the wall. This part was always boring, so he either pumped for Emily, or scrolled on his phone. It was usually both seeing as he liked to be in this position for an hour.

An hour of no distractions.

Lucifer: Uh, Adam? Hellooo?

Adam groaned as light knocking came from the other side of the door: For fucks saks- what, Lucifer?

Lucifer: Are you busy?

Adam rolled his eyes: Oh, of course not! Yes, I'm busy! What do you want?

Lucifer: Oh, right sorry.......

For some reason he thought it was a quicker process like when he filled the cups. He's never been around for the actual other half of this baby making stuff.

And it's forever since he's actually made love to someone.

Adam: Yeah well, you're already here what is it?

Lucifer: Umm..... Where's your kitchen? This place is kinda big.....

Adam: Oh for fuck sakes, it's just down the hall to your right. You'll find it eventually.

Lucifer: Oh okay....... Did you.... Want anything? Thirsty?

He was a little thirsty but Lucifer bringing him a drink meant he would have to open the door and see Adam with his legs spread and in the air as he waited for gravity and nature to work its magic.

Adam: I'll get something later, but thanks.

Lucifer shifted a little: O-ooh okay.... Good luck in there.

Sighing, Adam leaned back and listened as Lucifer walked away. He didn't move right away, it was like Lucifer was contemplating coming in. Which Adam would have smacked him over the head. But then again the drugs could still be taking effect.

Adam rubbed his face and pulled a blanket over his waist. Just in case someone decided to walk in: Only... 45 minutes to go...

That was until there was a loud bang coming from the kitchen. Adam growled and through the blankets off him and quickly, and carefully, pulled his pants up.

It was an awkward shuffle but he made it to the kitchen where he found Lucifer franticly cleaning up: What the hell-?! What happened?!

There were pots and pans covering the floor, not to mention some baking bowles and other bits and pieces.

Lucifer looked up from the floor, and the look he gave Adam almost made the omega back down from his rage: A-Adam- I'm so sorry! Please, I didn't mean to! I just opened one thing and this all... P-please... don't send me back...

Adam stared at the alpha on his floor, Lucifer was crying now. Sobbing. His breathing was ragged and uneven: Okay, okay, calm down. Here, sit.

Pulling out a chair at the small dining table near by, Lucifer stood and sat down. He was crying harder, ready for Adam to tell him this wasn't working out.

He hasn't even been out for an hour and he was already messing it up.

Adam: Look, uh... don't worry about that, yeah? I didn't pack that shit away properly anyway... so, yeah. Don't sweat it. And I'm not sending you back. Fuck, Lu, you think I'd have so many kids if I couldn't handle a little bit of mess? Just... what do you need? Water? Food?

Lucifer wiped his eyes, he felt utterly pathetic. Some alpha he was, crying, and in front of an omega of all people: B-Both?

Adam: Sure. Hold on.

After a few minutes of suffling, Adam was back in front of Lucifer. He placed a large glass of iced water and a plate of bacon and eggs with toast on the table.

Adam: There you go. Dig in.

Lucifer didn't waste any time, this was the biggest meal he's had in a while, and it was delicious. Well, a tad bland but Lucifer wasn't going to complain.

Adam had never seen an alpha cry like that before, or even just in general. That's generally something that you only see with ones who are family or your mate.

It's seen as a sign of weakness, but to have him react like that? Over some bowls?

He was starting to suspect that maybe some abuse was even going on in those walls at the facility. Even with the way Lucifer was eating it was like he hasn't had food in days.

If that's true..... No wonder he's so fucking small.

Adam thought back to all the alphas he looked at before picking Lucifer, sure they were taller but they were all lean or thin. Not very many had any actual muscle on them.

So they can't fight the staff and break out.

Adam: When was the last time you ate?

Lucifer stiffened, his eyes reflexively going to the corner of the room but relaxing when there was no camera there. He wasn't at the facility, he was in Adams home.

And normal people don't have cameras everywhere.

Lucifer: Umm..... I don't remember. Maybe Tuesday?

Adam's eyes went wide: What!? It's Friday.

Lucifer: Is it? I don't exactly have a calendar. Sometimes they mention what day it is to each other and I happen to hear it. I always thought they did that on purpose to mess with your sense of time so you won't complain.

Adam shook his head: Unbelievable, that's illegal they can't do that.

Lucifer: Well they can and do, it's funded by the government and however much clients pay.

Adam looked away: I... fuck. I'm sorry, Lu. I didn't... I thought you guys worked there. Feel a bit fucking stupid now.

Lucifer: It's not your fault. Nore the other Omega's that come in. You didn't know. I'm... I'm sure the institution makes itself appear a lot different to the outside world... I'm just... so happy to be out. I don't want to mess this up.

Adam: You won't. I can tell, you're a good guy. That's... why I fought hard to get you out.

That caught Lucifer's attention. He looked up at Adam, finally meeting his eyes: You... you did? Really?

Adam: I mean... yeah. It felt weirdly right... as much as I was an asshole to you... I felt something. Fuck, my mom would be going on about her spiritual shit if I said that to her but it's true. I wanted you out... with me, I guess... I believed you. About you ex. I don't feel like there's a bad bone in ya. And if there is... then fine. I was wrong. But right now... i trust you.

Soon after their conversation had ended, Adam went to the bathroom to clean himself up. Lucifer's cum was running down his leg, he was lucky it didn't stain his pants.

What a waste. Hopefully it took, but who knows.

When Adam cam out, he started to get Lucifer comfortable. He had quickly thrown the pots and bowls back into the draw and forced the door closed. He'll deal with them later. Looking iver to the couch, he watched as Lucifer stared at the tv, flicking through channels.

Adam was thinking his parents may need to look after the babies for a few more days, just so Lucifer can settle in... and maybe other things.

Growling, Adam looked away. He shouldn't think like that. This is Lucifer's real taste of freedom in a while, he shouldn't be thinking of sex.

But he hasn't had sex with anyone since he got pregnant with his oldest. Which was such a long time ago now.

And sure, the clinic, if you can call it that anymore, would allow you to have sex with an alpha there but that's way more expensive than just getting them to put their stuff in a cup for you.

Like, take out a new mortgage on your house expensive.

And it's not Adam's fault that Lucifer was handsome. He was lean, had good muscle mass, his face had that symmetry that he liked and his scent now that they were at Adam's home and he could actually smell it and not the sterile cleaner of the clinic, made him so wet.

It was like the scent of nature mixed with something a little more spicy.

Intoxicating.~

Adam shook his head as he looked back over to Lucifer, the alpha looked so confused by all the things he was seeing on the tv.

Adam: You okay?

Lucifer: Yeah...... It's crazy how much you miss in ten years. I have no idea what any of this stuff is, iPhone 14 Pro? What happened to the blackberry?

Oh dear.

Adam: Yeah, they don't make those anymore.

Lucifer looked at him and then the tv ad again and slumped: Well that blows..... What next, CDs are obsolete?

Adam thinned his lips: Kind of.

Lucifer: ...... Great, now I'm old and sad.

Adam: I still have cds. And records.

Lucifer: Records? And uh... how old are you?

Adam: 32.

The blonde stared at him before glancing around: I uh... don't smell another alpha here. Recent or not. If you don't mind me asking, have you ever-?

Adam tensed: No. Never. I just... afger a bad relationship in college, I never wanted to bother with someone. I know my worth. Even though my parents want me to get with an alpha... especially with the babies. They think I need someone but... I just... this is getting too personal.

And like that, Adam's eye's narrowed and he strolled over to a cabinet that held a record player and stereo set. At least thag was something Lucifer recognised. Although he was a cd kinda guy. He remembered them being easy to use, but as he watched Adam flawlessly place a record onto the player.

Once the music started, Lucifer smiled: Who's this?

Adam: Crooked Still. And their fan-fucking-tasic album, Shaken By a Low Sound. Pretty good, right?

Closing his eyed, Lucifer leaned into the music. It's been so long. Far too long since he's heard another sound that wasn't clinical.

Lucifer smiled softly: So good... this is exactly what I need.

After turning the record over, Adam left the room and phoned his mother, Sera, who was a little less pleased about Adam having another baby.

Sera: "Oh, hello dear. How did the uh... actually, I don't want to know."

Adam rolled his eyes and leaned against the hallway wall, his phone pressed against his ear: Gee, hey, ma. I'm good, thanks for asking. How are you?

Sera: "Don't be smart with me, Adam Kadmon. These little babies are missing their momma so badly-."

Adam: I miss them too... more than anything but I was going to ask you if you could look after them for a little bit longer. I have someone here-.

Sera: "Oh! Adam! That's wonderful-! An alpha?"

Adam: Yeah, ma...

Sera: "That's fantastic, Adam. Sweetheart, I told you to wait to have children, no alpha would be interested in a single Omega mother raising so many children on their own. And those children have definitely changed your body, you're not as... athletic as you once were-".

Adam: He's from the clinic, ma... but thanks for telling me your real fucking feelings.

Sera: "Oh. The clinic? Really, dear? I guess it's better than nothing..."

You're mean and I'm meaner

I'm actually really lovely, thank you.

I thought their name was pickles?

I thought it was Dickless

He must have changed it again to Meaner

Funny, because my name isn't Mean. He can't change my name can he?! That sounds illegal.

He really needs to stop changing his name, it's getting confusing.

I don't think he can change your name, that would be giving someone a nickname, wouldn't it?

We might loose him one day and then what will we yell in the park? Dickless? That's how you get arrested

Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should give him a nickname that he can't change. So if we do ever loose him somewhere, we have one name we can yell.

You're mean and I'm meaner

I'm actually really lovely, thank you.

I thought their name was pickles?

I thought it was Dickless

He must have changed it again to Meaner

Funny, because my name isn't Mean. He can't change my name can he?! That sounds illegal.

He really needs to stop changing his name, it's getting confusing.

i-december

it's always been December idk what y'all are talking about

Dickless? Handwhich? Or was it sandwich?

You're mean and I'm meaner

I'm actually really lovely, thank you.

I thought their name was pickles?

I thought it was Dickless

He must have changed it again to Meaner

Funny, because my name isn't Mean. He can't change my name can he?! That sounds illegal.

He really needs to stop changing his name, it's getting confusing.

You're mean and I'm meaner

I'm actually really lovely, thank you.

I thought their name was pickles?

I thought it was Dickless

You're mean and I'm meaner

I'm actually really lovely, thank you.

i-december

it's all lies 🤣

It's all truth's!

You're mean and I'm meaner

I'm actually really lovely, thank you.

#ask

Hear me out, hear me out.

Lucifer: Hey, Adam can we hang out?

Adam: Yeah, sure meet me at the cliff on the other side of the city at ten.

Lucifer: Really?!

Adam: Yeah, it's totally not because I want to push you off it or anything though.

Lucifer: Okay, I trust you, Adam!

Adam pushes him off the cliff and says he was playing.

Lucifer: Adam i'm dizzy-

Adam: You'll be fine just don't tell Charlie.

So the whole thing would be Adam just trying to kill Lucifer and Lucifer thinking Adam wants to hang out with him like a couple.

YES-.

Lucifer: *sitting at the kitchen table at the hotel, taking a first sip of his tea* Hm...

Charlie: Hey, dad, how was your-? OH MY STARS! Your face?!

Lucifer: *looks up at her, his face is swollen and turning purple* This isn't normal, is it?

Adam: Ha! Get poisoned you fucking cunt!

Lucifer: Oh! It was just Adam, what a jokester! *his arms go limp, loosing feeling* Look at this, Char Char! Adam's so funny, that's why he's my best friend.

Adam: For fucks sake- *tries to pile more tea down his throat but Charlie tries to stop him* Die, you fucker!

#ask

gravehagmilk

Oh man, now I' thinking about a cute chibiverse where Adam is an adorable bunny boy.

Lucifer and bunny girl Lilith have been cast into hell.

As the angels watch them fall, casting their eyes away so they don't have to witness the falling of their brother, Adam looks from where they were cast and says, "this whole thing was pretty fucked up." Speaking the first swear into being and shocking the whole of heaven

I loved this too much to not draw it. His little fucking face, Cake. I can hear their little angry foot thumping from here. 💕

bitetheneed

hmm i could use it as a reaction image for when beef comes up with another gut wrenching au

It's pretty fitting, actually.

Coming Out Garden

@beef-brisket

Adam sighed wistfully as he looked next door while pretending to water his flowers. Well, he was actually watering them but his roses were drowning a little bit as he looked over the hedge at his handsome neighbor.

His neighbor Lucifer was such a sweet man, he worked in an office downtown, he loves nature and animals just as Adam does, and he's the best looking man on the block.

Only problem is, he's fucking straight.

Lucifer is married to a woman, if Adam could even call her that, who he was pretty sure was the sister of the devil. He had been on the receiving end of her harsh attitude and it wasn't pleasant.

Right now, he was watching Lucifer wash his car, the bubbles going everywhere, clinging to his shirt and pants when the water got on him, the sun was hot but his neighbor was hotter.~

Lucifer stood up and looked at his completed work, he looked over and waved at Adam.

Lucifer: Afternoon!

Adam jumped and gave a smile, his face hot: Afternoon! Just.... Watering my flowers.

Lucifer nodded and started to clean up: They're looking beautiful Ad, they grew in really well this year.

Adam: Y-yes they did. What are you doing?

Lucifer: Oh, was just giving the car a little clean. Helps to get some fresh air.

Lucifer: Besides, it's going to be a classic in a couple of years! When that happens, I can sell this bad boy.

With a sharp slap, that definitely didn't make Adam tense every muscle, Lucifer's hand connected with the sky blue, 2000's Pontiac Firebird. It wasn't Adam's kind of car, he was more a G Wagon kinda guy, but he will admit that Lucifer made it look nice.

And that slap- well, Adam won't comment on that.

Adam: That's great, Lu. I remember becoming a classic~. It was in a gay bar in San Fran. Me, and my mates went out, partied, fucked, drunk. Not in that order~.

Lucifer laugbed: Y-Yes, well... my "classic" birthday was spent at home, in front if my parents fire place, eating a roast. Oh, and cake.

Adam: Can't go wrong with a bit of cake, now can you~?

The blonde coughed into his hand and gave Adam a quick laugh: Y-Yes. I agree.

Adam: Speaking of cake, where's that "lovely" wife of yours? I'm sure Litch would love to watch you get wet and soapy.

Once Lucifer finally stopped coughing, he felt like he was as red as an emergency light: L-Lilith, Adam. Her names Lilith.

Adam: Is it? Oh, I just thought with all the shrieking... nevermind, Lilith! Much better sounding name! As I was saying, she must be loving you in between the sheets~.

Finally, Adam turned off his hose. His poor roses were drenched. Luckily it was summer. He moved onto his hedge that lined his white picket fence that face Lucifer's drive way.

Lucifer: A-Adam. Remember... what we spoke about-?

Adam laughed and waved Lucifer off: No sex talk. Understood! I'm just worried about you, Luce. I don't think that woman knows how to truely please a man. That's a man's job, after all~.

Lucifer: ...We uh... we're actually in a good place. We've gotten on like... well, a house on fire.

For some reason, that made Adam's heart ache. Was it wrong of him to want Lucifer's marriage to fail? Probably. Did he feel bad? Sort of. But Adam can't helo but think that he would be a better match for Lucifer, which is definitely a selfrighteous way of thinking about things.

Adam gave Lucifer a warm smile: That's great, Luce. I mean it. A house isn't a home of it's filled with negative vibes. It ruins the space, y'know?

Flamboyant gay!Adam? Yes? Yes~.

I need him. I don't care of the plot. I just need sassy Adam.

I agree 💯

He's very gay and proud of it. But he has a hard time finding love!

Oh, but then he meets sharply dressed Lucifer who's everything he's ever wanted.

There's just one problem.

Lucifer hasn't come out to anyone or been in a gay relationship before. He's still in the closet.

Oooh. Yes.

I like to imagine that they're neighbours and Adam has had his eye on Lucifer for a while but he hasn't tried anything because Lucifer was married and has a daughter and seems pretty straight laced.

Maybe Lucifer comes round one night after he and Lilith has a huge argument. Adam makes them some drinks, and things get personal. And then things get personal.

Oh I love that!! I need this please 🥺

Lucifer coming out while a little drunk and admitting he likes Adam!

I'm going to start this one, I really need it in my life please and thank you!! This is one we'll finish!! It's perfect for pride month!

It'll be quick and sweet and GAY!

Flamboyant gay!Adam? Yes? Yes~.

I need him. I don't care of the plot. I just need sassy Adam.

I agree 💯

He's very gay and proud of it. But he has a hard time finding love!

Oh, but then he meets sharply dressed Lucifer who's everything he's ever wanted.

There's just one problem.

Lucifer hasn't come out to anyone or been in a gay relationship before. He's still in the closet.

Oooh. Yes.

I like to imagine that they're neighbours and Adam has had his eye on Lucifer for a while but he hasn't tried anything because Lucifer was married and has a daughter and seems pretty straight laced.

Maybe Lucifer comes round one night after he and Lilith has a huge argument. Adam makes them some drinks, and things get personal. And then things get personal.

You're back! My shayla! My Things!

How are you doing? You going okay? Eating? Drinking? Taking your meds? Taking it easy? Sleeping?

Awwww 🥺🫂💕 You're so sweet!

I'm okay...... It's officially been two weeks now. It's very hard.

I've been eating alright, just whatever's easy and I drink when I remember. Yes I take my meds, I've been trying my best to take it easy.

My sleep is good when I manage to fall asleep. Thank you for checking in Beefcake 🫂

I'm glad you're doing okay! And you're doing great! There's no rush to feel a certain way, take your time, do what you have to do.

I'm here whenever and however you need! 🫂🫂🫂

*Idea Samael is a separate person and Lucifer is named Helel(the word Lucifer is mistranslated from).*

Samael adores Lucifer because he was the first angel he helped make. He also blames Adam for Lucifer falling(not Lilith for some reason). He did not like Adam dating Lucifer at all.

Ooooh! Juicy drama!!

We really need more people on Lucifer's side. @beef-brisket 👀

And people to hate and treat Adam like shit, PERFECT.

Knew you'd love it lol

*sniiiiiiiiiif* I can smell the angst already. We need this, Things. Desperately.

We really do 👀

We could have a break up au.

Maybe Samael tries to break them up and for a moment, it works. Until Lucifer finally sees what Samael's up to.

Ooou I smell a lie being told 👀

As do I 👀👀👀

*Idea Samael is a separate person and Lucifer is named Helel(the word Lucifer is mistranslated from).*

Samael adores Lucifer because he was the first angel he helped make. He also blames Adam for Lucifer falling(not Lilith for some reason). He did not like Adam dating Lucifer at all.

Ooooh! Juicy drama!!

We really need more people on Lucifer's side. @beef-brisket 👀

And people to hate and treat Adam like shit, PERFECT.

Knew you'd love it lol

*sniiiiiiiiiif* I can smell the angst already. We need this, Things. Desperately.

We really do 👀

We could have a break up au.

Maybe Samael tries to break them up and for a moment, it works. Until Lucifer finally sees what Samael's up to.

*Idea Samael is a separate person and Lucifer is named Helel(the word Lucifer is mistranslated from).*

Samael adores Lucifer because he was the first angel he helped make. He also blames Adam for Lucifer falling(not Lilith for some reason). He did not like Adam dating Lucifer at all.

Ooooh! Juicy drama!!

We really need more people on Lucifer's side. @beef-brisket 👀

And people to hate and treat Adam like shit, PERFECT.

Knew you'd love it lol