DISCORD SERVER SENTENCE STARTERS
A collection of quotes from my Discord server with friends. Feel free to change pronouns/wording as desired. CONTENT WARNING(S) FOR: Suggestive, crude, absolutely cursed.
“ Is this my wife? ”
“ It’s important that I marry the all seeing eldritch abomination that’s gonna destroy the universe. I love you but not right now. ”
“ YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF CURSED WORDS AND TREACHERY HISSED BETWEEN YOUR HORRIBLE NEEDLE TEETH. ”
“ You do not get to directly, purposely help with ending the world. ”
“ You know what I change my mind fuck you. ”
“ He’s had ~intercourse~ but he hasn’t fucked. ”
“ You don’t wanna kill your parasite book friend do you? ”
“ So basically anytime anyone shares that one poem about a two faced calf! Remember! That calf will die because of too much Sonic the Hedgehog! ”
“ I hate One (1) Green Fuck with a PASSION. ”
“ Help I got 4k hd-ed to death. ”
“ You’re horrible. You’re terrible. You’re absolute fucking garbage and I fucking love it. ”
“ [NAME], your jesterhood fills me with dread emotions that I cannot describe. ”
“ SHE’S LIKE A MILF WHO HATES KIDS! ”
“ And I will casually dunk on [NAME]. ”
“ I THOUGHT YOU WERE APPLYING THAT TROPE TO SHREK AND NOW I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHREK HAS HAD SEX. CURSED. ”
“ YOU ATE MY DAD. AND EVEN IF IT TAKES ALL WEEK, IM GONNA EAT YOU TOO, BITCH. ”
“ Isn’t putting cocaine into somebody’s food too mild of a prank? ”
“ Would you like to see bones, child? ”
“ Once again you have asked me a question about gender, and once again I must say… Probably? ”
“ My children multiply and I support them. ”
“ I’M A JEANIUS! ”
“ He doesnt have a dick as far as I’m concerned. ”
“ [NAME], you absolutely stupid toddler. ”
“ But if I ended the universe how would I touch [NAME]’s hot super soldier body? ”
“ Fuck Grammarly, all my homies hate Grammarly. ”
“ I’m so sorry this fanfic parody got out of hand. I’m not even actively writing it anymore it’s somehow gained sentience PLEASE kill it. ”
“ THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE, ACTUALLY! ”
“ Actually decomposing into a skeleton rapidly because of an elder god is fine in comparison to this fucking drivel you’ve forced me to read with mine own eyes WHY would you DO THIS- ”
“ Y’ALL MY M&MS ARE MELTING THIS SHIT CURSED TOO. ”
“ NO I HATE IT WHY’D I OFFER THAT? ”
“ I got summoned here and now I’m scared. ”
“ The cross feels less cursed because it raises less questions to me. ”
“ We’re getting robbed. ”
“ We say the funny fuck word and that is the peak of our humor. ”
“ [NAME] Gets Eaten Alive By His Classmates. ”
“ We are the transgenders…. ”
“ Hey kids, just here to say that please do not fucking vore me… Thanks! ”
“ Guess they don’t call her the chosen one for nothin’, huh? ”
“ The evil has vanished. ”
“ We love them but just, sometimes awful things are piled at our door. ”
“ Y'all remember Spicy [NAME]? I remember Spicy [NAME]. ”
“ Okay just for the record I am totally a GILF. “
“ Very fair, MILFHunter. ”
“ [NAME] is a specialist in clown husbandry and their care. ”
“ You are very welcome, my fellow clown enthusiasts! ”
“ The clownverse consumes me now. ”
“ There could be a jester here, as we speak. ”
"I AM [NAME], MOTHER OF CLOWNS. ”
“ I have to call myself for a rules lawyering hold on. “
“ This just says Ms. Steal Your Girl? ”
“ Guess I’ll date! ”
“ Sorry [NAME], no dinner. They were going to make it but they looked into each others’ eyes and now the stove is on fire while they’re kissing against the counter. ”
” [NAME], where are the post actual relationship starting walkthroughs? I need the Elite Strats. “
“ THE GUSHERS BOX HAS BECOME TOO POWERFUL TO BE CONTAINED. ”
“ Are you straight or are you normal? ”
” Those traitorous scum from Limp Biskut will be next! “
“ I DON’T KIN VEGETA! ”
“ AND GORILLAS ARE NOT EASY TO MOUNT! ”
“ Here’s how we fix next year: I need 8 trillion tons of dirt and some duck tape. ”
“ Step one: we eat the dirt. ”
“ Oh fuck - IM ALREADY A CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE! ”
“ You will be responsible for murdering a cat. Are you willing to have that blood on your hands? ”
“ If all I got out of murdering you was the knowledge that you were too much of a bottom to face me, then I would happily murder you ten thousand times over. ”
“ Since when have I ever obeyed the law? ”
“ NO MISTAKES FOR BABY, ONLY SLEEP. ”
“ I DO NOT NEED BED, I WANT TO SLEEP ON THE CURB!!! ”
“ Don’t summon demons. You’re better than that. ”
“ Why is no one talking about the Weed Tree? ”
“ Either way - someone fucked a mermaid. ”
