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[suplx-deactivated20190111]

not to get political but, titties

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[beerune]

Amelia Bedelia is an example of how autism interferes with the ability to process metaphor. She is not bad at her job, but the failure of others to accommodate her needs is interpreted as such. Despite the fact that she carries out her duties to the letter, she is consistently and unfairly criticized. In this essay, I will

[chibird]

Daily reminder to drink enough water! You can’t save the day if you’re dehydrated (well you can, but it’ll probably be harder)! 💧✨

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[thejonymyster]

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

[bunnie-blogging]

it’s okay… i know a guy

[dogjpeg]

me getting knocked over by the biggest dog I’ve ever met while The King of Dogs does nothing

[healthcoregoth-deactivated20170]

*The king of dogs lets out a hearty chuckle* You foolish knave. Thinking you can touch my dogs without consequence.

[drownedconcubine]

am i allowed to say stuff on here?

[jaehaerys1]

[doubleyew-deactivated20191031]

whatever *becomes an enemy of the state*

[centuriespast]

Cosmetic box with frog East Greek 600–500 B.C.

MFA

[memesonthehour]

[flagellant]

step 1: be a mortal

step 2: hear the voices of the divine

step 3: ???

step four: prophet

[edqe]

We shouldve stayed single cell organisms

[memescomedy]

[silverjirachi]

when someone asks why you have a bunch of rocks and jars in your room

when someone asks why you have a bunch of tiny rocks and tiny jars in your pockets

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[tooiconic]

wow this is a fucking mood

[cosed]

gentle :]

[thehumantrampoline]

A PSA about trucks from a truck driver

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.

[delightfullysuperbruins-deactiv]

This information is actually useful.  Thanks for posting.

[quousque]

If you’re passing a truck, wait to merge back in front of them until you can see both of their headlights in your rearview. If you merge too close they literally can’t see you