This is my design

Cancer☀️/Aries🌕/Cancer⬆️

[zombvamp]

SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY WAS SO GOOD OH MY GOD I WAS LITERALLY KICKING MY FEET IN THR CINEMA EVERYONE WATCH IT NOW

[official-buckybarnes]

Against bullies since ‘30

[phantomraeken]

Stop looking at my with those eyes

What eyes?

( thank you for your time.. )

[tamaha]

Another AU modern merthur where Arthur owns and lives in the Camelot castle and Merlin is a medieval history student who constantly visits the castle’s parts open for tourists.

Sometimes Arthur mingles with the tourists incognito and comes across Merlin who tells the other tourists about the history. Arthur is very impressed with this guy and shadows him for some time. Merlin notices and starts to talk with him about the castle without knowing that Arthur owns it.

Arthur is rather smitten and offers him tours of the closed for public part of the castle. Merlin immediately said yes, being the history nerd he is.

First Merlin thinks Arthur is maybe in charge of the tourist program and is then very flustered when he learns that Arthur owns everything. Arthur offers him to work there as a tour guide which Merlin agrees to.

They become friends and eventually confess to have feelings for the other.

They date for a year until Arthur gifts Merlin a little present with his mother’s sigil in it.

Merlin immediately goes into analytic mode telling about the significance of sigils and with a funny comment at the end that giving Merlin his mother’s sigil is like a proposal.

Arthur had been very silent during Merlin’s lecture and said that ‘that was the idea’.

Merlin is too stunned to speak. But eventually just kisses Arthur as an answer.

Yes, of course he will marry Arthur.

[the-wolf-killer]

I love it when Hannibal and Will are like this

I initially imagined Hannibal to be the one to hold Will, but it also works if the roles are reversed

[sharlinefreire]

girls when ao3 is down...

[dumblador]

Thiam and incorrect quotes generator

Theo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Liam: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Theo: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Liam: Is it working?

***

Theo: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Liam: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Theo, already taking off their clothes: God, Liam, you’re so fucking stupid.

(this is literally canon help😭)

***

Theo: I think we should kiss.

Liam: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

(i take it back. THIS is canon. literally them in season 6)

***

Liam: Are you trying to seduce me?

Theo: Why, are you seducible?

***

Liam: You have to apologize to them Theo.

Theo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

***

Theo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Liam: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Theo: ...

Theo: You mean ring bearER, right?

Liam: ...

Theo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

***

Liam: I have feelings for you.

Theo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

***

Theo: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Liam: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

***

Theo: You look good in that hoodie.

Liam: You know where else I'd look good?

Theo, zero hesitation: My bed.

Liam, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

***

Theo: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Liam: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Im dying right now. why is this so fucking accurate

[iamjackstylerdurden]

hannibal thinking his fight/flight response is just a fight response until the first time he pisses off will

[valeron99]

More dads memes <3

[strawlessandbraless]

Sink the rich I guess. There’s a rescue mission underway, the sub has 96 hrs of oxygen and went missing Sunday 2 hrs into the expedition with its crew and passengers (1 pilot + 4 paying passengers)

Guys the underlined paragraph above is a link to an article about the story for more context. 😊

[grapehyasynth]

Crown Prince Wilhelm is in New York City on official business, and it's been a long exhausting week, and he wants a drink in a place that will make him feel normal. Not in his ostentatious hotel room, not in the hotel bar where staff will fawn over him, not at one of the high-end places that his mother's contacts in the city would take him to. It's easier to move anonymously through foreign cities than it would be back home, but he wants a taste of the real thing.

He dresses down - no suits tonight - and wanders until something catches his eye. Despite his bodyguards' slight frowns, he ducks into a tiny dive bar down a side street. It's dark inside, all shadows and moody red lighting. The floor is clean but cracked, and none of the furniture matches. It's perfect.

People glance up as he comes in, but aside from a few appraising looks, no one makes a thing of it.

It's only when he's already placed his order - for a cheap beer that he's never heard of and that he's hoping is as shitty as it sounds - that he looks at some of the signage hanging behind the bar and glances around at the clientele and realizes - this is a gay bar.

He freezes with his hand in the bowl of complimentary pretzels. His first instinct is to leave before the bartender comes back. It's been ten years since Erik died, ten years since a 16-year-old Wille had had to stuff all his burgeoning self-understanding back inside his princely exterior. For all intents and purposes, Crown Prince Wilhelm is straight.

He turns to go when someone at his elbow says, "När katten är borta dansar råttorna på bordet."

He doesn't know what the odds are of meeting another Swede in a small bar on another continent. He probably needs to find a printer so he can make this person - this, fuck, very pretty person with earnest dark eyes and tumbling brown curls and a mouth set somewhere between a pout and a smile - sign an NDA. Where the fuck does he find a printer at 11 at night?

Before he can panic much further, the person says, "Hey. It's okay. You're not doing anything wrong."

All Wille's training nearly crumbles away. He feels sixteen again, or maybe younger. His chin quivers, and he's saved only by the arrival of the bartender with his beer.

They talk for hours. Simon Eriksson is from a small town that Wille actually knows, had in fact driven through, years ago, when his brother was still in school near there. Simon doesn't drink but he likes the community at this unpretentious bar. He'd come once to hang up flyers for an event at the LGBTQ center he works at, and he sort of never left. They have a honkytonk piano that doesn't sound half bad when he plays it. Wille meets some of the regulars, all Simon's friends, but mostly they just...talk.

They also dance, swaying slowly, Simon's head on Wille's shoulder, when the bar is starting to empty and the music is getting gentler. Wille's dreams will be painted in red light for weeks.

They don't kiss, though Wille wants to, badly. He thinks Simon wants it too, from the way he tilts forward a little after they've hugged goodbye. He'll wait for Simon to text him at his private number, which Wille has given him - maybe rashly, as they've only known each other for a night. It doesn't make sense, to fall for someone who lives so far away. None of this makes sense. But it's the most right Wille has felt for years.

[m4rs-ex3]

simon: he's probably getting with felice

*meanwhile him and felice*

wille: i am so fucking in love with him its not even funny help me im gonna throw myself of a cliff

felice: will do, as am literally you guys' #1 shipper

wille: ok ykw maybe i do need to get over him. kiss me.

felice: eh why the fuck not

*kissing commences*

wille: yea no the only thing i like more than men is my man

felice: do u want me to kill marcus

[grapehyasynth]

sometime after the jubilee, the hillerska first years get some kind of assignment to make a report on an important person in modern history or something. simon winds wille up for weeks by pretending he's doing his speech on "My Boyfriend Kronprins Wilhelm".

i'd also like to think that if/when simon gets his own wikipedia page, rosh and ayub will regularly edit it with complete fabrications. they will make multiple fake accounts to do so if they keep getting banned.

[grapehyasynth]

i just want all kinds of iterations of wille accidentally inviting simon to "see his bedroom" when they're only just becoming friends. like simon catches a look at wille's notes in class and he's like "wille those are a mess how do you live like this" and wille's like "if that horrifies you, you should see my bedroom" and maddie's sitting next to them and she snorts loudly and wille's head snaps up and he's like "i didn't mean-" and he's blushing and simon is pressing his lips together to try not to laugh

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Teacher: So, Eli, tell us about your parents, what do they do?

Eli: *thinks about his millionaire werewolf dad who turns into an actual wolf*

Eli: *thinks about his spark-witch dad who specializes in supernatural crime*

Eli: My dad's a mechanic.

[bees-are-my-babies]

[dapplepersiflage]

i was watching tiktok and came across this:

"Imagine a book where the protagonist, as the plot progresses, begins to hate the reader. He blames the reader for all of his life's failures. He looks at the reader from the pages of the book and fills with rage towards them. Towards the end, the protagonist starts threatening the reader, saying he will come for them. Epilogue: "By finishing this book, you have released the protagonist into this world.""

imagine that mason and corey were watching tt videos together before bed, and they came across this. for some reason, they started thinking about theo and how he wouldn't come back from hell because it's impossible, and on that happy note, they peacefully went to sleep. but the next day, they received a message from liam saying something like

"I brought Theo back (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)"