(BANNER MADE BY @/once-in-a-lifetime-drawing btw, pfp drawn by @/crispwormsoda)
PROUD FATHER OF WORMS 🪱(x6 X5 NOW) they're called jerewormy, wormabelle, wormchestershire, Sally and just worm (his name isnt worm its just worm)[worms exist purely digitally sadly bc they were given to me by @/i-give-worms]
(Wormica, you'll be missed 🫡)
[WILL IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW IF I SEE A BEE PFP OR USERNAME BTW!!]
HEYYY HIHI HELLOO!!! you can call me bee, i am a minor so dont try to groom me i guess, i really like pokemon (my favorite mon is togekiss btw if you even care) and i also really like bees! Because its like my online nickname and shit. Also im a dude who uses he/him :>
(Lil doodle of a bee drawn by @/cadaverouscosumer !!)
Tag stuff under the cut!
"🐝" is my tag for asks, "🐝.txt" is my tag for original posts, i also frequently use "fave" and "ultra fave" to. Well favorite posts i wanna look back on eventually! "Beeposting" is a tag i use sporadically without really thinking about it very deeply. It means. Something i dont know tbh. Figure it out if you want :P
I also tag posts relating to romance or nsfw with "tw romance" and "nsfw" respectively, for romance/sex repulsed ppl. Also posts that arent quite nsfw but are kinda iffy are tagged as "suggestive" 👍 (though tbf i literally never rb nsfw stuff cuz there's at least 12 better websites for that stuff why would i put it on my tumblr)
Times i've been haiku'd by haiku-bot: 2
(Username no longer misspelled, thanks Maryland!!!)
🇧🇷 BRA SIL SIL SIL!!!
Oh fuck togepi drawn by tumblr user @/pocket-dragon
BEES OFFICIAL HERALDIC SHIELD MADE BY @/heraldic-shields tytytytyyyyyyy ✨️✨️✨️💖💖💖
(BEES-OFFICIAL BEAUTIFUL FANART DRAWN BY @/planetaryleo)
casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal
competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀
this is the top post of all time on r/stunfisk (the competitive pokemon subreddit) and is has been a running joke for so long. sometimes i reference it and forget and have to explain it.
oh and one of the absolute ogs.
gonna put a few of my fav stinkposts on here too also.
quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog
when and if i ever say "they're like lesbians to me" about a het couple, please know this means i am becoming the ninja of estrogen and sneaking up on that man and womaning her before she can blink
*stings you* *stings you* *stings yo @bees-official - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag
