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Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

This is hands down the most stunningly graceful acrobatic performance I have ever seen in my LIFE but I did unfortunately have to restart the video because of this one move she does that is a dead ringer for the time my grandpa lit off a blue angel and shot a fireball at the couch 😭

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it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.

Do you know what's unskilled labour? Owning capital. There's no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.

pmpkn

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

defective-replicant-deactivated

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲＺＯＮＥ

theindefinitejames

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

fakegeekguy

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

britnxyspears

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

no-one-offical

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#saved for me

deanwinchesterapologist

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

milanesa42

no-one-offical

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tricky-bastard-pokemon

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

tasmanianstripes

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

the-based-brit

vampire-loving-vampire

u people have got to get more normal ab people who don't make sense to u . I mean like people who ramble on and don't know how to have proper conversation . people who are completely incomprehensible . people who talk about delusions and hallucinations . people who can't understand social cues . people with speech impediments or no speech at all . people with vocal tics . not just because it's the decent thing to do but also bc this is most common in the most vulnerable marginalized people . youth , elders , mentally ill , disabled , addicts as well as more generally people with accents & non English speakers .

vampire-loving-vampire

and stop calling the police on us !!!!!!

mousidy

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

mousidy

a very interesting terf objection to this one boils down to "but how would the state know who to protect?" because it speaks to the incredible privilege of being in a class the state actually ever remotely wants to protect. most oppressed groups do not want the state to have a registry of them, lol

mousidy

the patriarchy has done a great job convincing white cisgender women that it's in their best interests to maintain it

mousidy