No One

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[ilovedthestars]

"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"

[395nm]

道可道，非常道。名可名，非常名。

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[skeletal-spire-man]

Sharmk :D

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:3

[thetursithan]

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

[alexaloraetheris]

In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.

And then Steve Jobs ruined everything.

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[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

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[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

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[shaniacsboogara]

happy to announce that i will be the new showrunner of doctor who. my first move: finally answer who that doctor is. can't believe they haven't done that yet. im naming him burgy spindleton.

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[no-one-offical]

rip why does the follow button have to be so close to the ask one <\3

Ahah

[no-one-offical]

its one am- oops lol

Rest well my fren

[no-one-offical]

blep

bap

[no-one-offical]

Silly Game Time: On a scale of -10 to 10 (with zero being neutral) how much do you like romances and/or stories having to deal with passion?

8

[no-one-offical]

haiiii how are youuuu?

(is definitely completely sober trust)

Yeah i'm alright, how about you bestie?

[no-one-offical]

yummy

Never tasted that before in my life but... mmmm oats... honey.... mmmmmmmm

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

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[blextrophy]

[villainessbian]

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[no-one-offical]

Look what i made

It's beautiful, like you my child

[no-one-offical]

Ironically enough I feel like you do say much for being no one. *sounds of me getting punched repeatedly in the face that sound suspiciously similar to a rimshot* ( @outofcharacter-offical)

yummy