No One

Hit my daily limit but UwU to the anon asker wanting me to delete this blog

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[...Calculating Trajectory of Timestream...]

[153 Nexus Not Met. Calculating...]

[332n, Code 6, 10-66]

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Not supposed to happen.

[no-one-offical]

Hey....... The void.. stares back.

It wants the cookies you owe it ya little sh**

My parent? Parent... Uh... sorry for messing with time... @the-void-offical

[boring-big-wet-toad-offical]

Hello. I'm Mr Toad. I don't know what else to tell you.

OOC:

MOD IS A MINOR THIS IS FOR THE FUNSIES. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL AND NO NSFW.

Mod is @justcallmedom31

Tagging for fame ig @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @tagging-officals-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evil-bread-offical

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Where is bros ask button

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Reduced to atoms

[alastor-company-of-sarpedon]

For those unsure of a sport to pick:

Have you considered hitting your friends with a sword? Have you considered getting hit with swords by your friends? Have you considered making out after a duel?

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[evilpineapple-offical]

No One I'm gonna hit you with a sword

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YAY

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Vanilla Extract is the powerhouse of the cell

[evilpineapple-offical]

Erm ackshawly this is untrue, if there is vanilla extract in your cells then go to the doctor please

[no-one-offical]

ERM ACKSHAWLLY IT IS TRUE BECAUSE 🖕🏻

[evilpineapple-offical]

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D FLIP OFF YOUR HUSBAND

DIVORCE

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

@divorce-offical divorce them

[evilpineapple-offical]

WAIT NO IT WAS A JOKE I LOVE MY HUSBAND VERY MUCH

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@evilpineapple-offical can't believe my parents are divorcing sighhh :(

[evilpineapple-offical]

NO PLEASE I DONT WANT A DIVORCE

I WILL CRY

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*pretending not to hear them* it was such a good relationship... Sigh... What went wrong? :'(

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NAAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRR

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

Isn't denial a river in Egypt? Don't worry dad, i feel bad for you too.

*pats shoulder like I'm not 5 years younger than you or smth*

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love my husband I don’t wanna divorrrrrrrce….

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

it is what it is.... @divorce-offical do the unfortunate honours..

[divorce-offical]

YESYESYES I LOVE THIS PART!! OKAY, OKAY, @evilpineapple-offical AND @no-one-offical I NO LONGER PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND HUSBAND!!

[evilpineapple-offical]

*fucking dies cries*

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{takes a kneel, and removes his ring off his finger}

Will you marry me? Again?

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES! PLEASE!

[herobrine-offical]

WHENS THE WEDDING? :O

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

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@siriuslyobsessed394 I’m so glad I saw you and thought you were funny and started talking to you

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NO REAL OMG @sage-black-or-remus-lupin-90 MY DIVA TY FOR BRINGING ME TO WALLS I WILL THANK YOU PROFUSELY IF YOU EVER COME BACKKK

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Many friends but shoutout to @flyerguardian and @jacksfoxevangeline today

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uh @makeitfast9052 @tired-shipper @la-femme-bordeaux @lightsabersandbluecookies @obsessivebookwormalert @evil-pukicho-real-offical among a lotta other ppl

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@artemisiamasterofnone @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @makeitfast9052 @shenanigan42 @lightsabersandbluecookies

[shenanigan42]

lysm u lil shit

[deadpanfriedpizza]

@inzane101s-place I LOVE U SMMMMMMM IM SO GLAD I STARTED TALKING TO U UR SO COOL

[thesightofthestarsmakemesmile]

@will-soos my first ever mutual bestie broski mate buddy frendo amigo ever I'm so glad we bonded over moths

@no-one-offical / @justcallmedom31 (same person) you...my honorary sibling...my bestie ever... you introduced me to my fucking partner, you're the reason I have a discord account, you're the reason I regained my interest for learning istg

@shenanigan42 ← ily moot you're just shsjawowgemwavnsks 🥹

@gl1tzygl0ck I HOPE YOU STILL LIKE WILL WOOD BESTIE WE BONDED OVER HIS MUSICCCCC🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 I'M GONNA VISIT YOU ONE DAY AND WE'RE GONNA HANGOUT FUR SHORE

@not-so-local-aroace Tumblr auntie. Best auntie ever. The adult figure I needed in my life. Need I say more?

+ So many more moots that I love and adore aaaaaaaaaaaa

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:3

[knightwithakay]

I've always liked to play with fire...

(that thrust transition was maybe my favorite move of this whole set!)

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[alastor-company-of-sarpedon]

For those unsure of a sport to pick:

Have you considered hitting your friends with a sword? Have you considered getting hit with swords by your friends? Have you considered making out after a duel?

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[we-are-knight]

I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.

Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.

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[kleinergeist]

I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable

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[alliezweihander]

taking a small break from the historical stuff to try out the new Delirium combo from Dawntrail :3

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fren?

fren!

[no-one-offical]

it's been a while. how are you holding up?

@salamander-offical

Holding up with what? Life? Yeah, I would say I'm alright. Salamander. And you?

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question

what do you do when you feel like your accomplishments are never appreciated

Eat food, food is good :3

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[...Calculating Trajectory of Time Stream...]

[153 Nexus Not Met. Calculating...]

[Attention Ground Protection units within Division 7, Sector 343-QEQ: Local unrest structure detected. Assemble, administer, pacify]

[898g New Nexus Formation, Grounded]

[no-one-offical]

Good. Good. That's good.

[no-one-offical]

Vanilla Extract is the powerhouse of the cell

[evilpineapple-offical]

Erm ackshawly this is untrue, if there is vanilla extract in your cells then go to the doctor please

[no-one-offical]

ERM ACKSHAWLLY IT IS TRUE BECAUSE 🖕🏻

[evilpineapple-offical]

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D FLIP OFF YOUR HUSBAND

DIVORCE

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

@divorce-offical divorce them

[evilpineapple-offical]

WAIT NO IT WAS A JOKE I LOVE MY HUSBAND VERY MUCH

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@evilpineapple-offical can't believe my parents are divorcing sighhh :(

[evilpineapple-offical]

NO PLEASE I DONT WANT A DIVORCE

I WILL CRY

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

*pretending not to hear them* it was such a good relationship... Sigh... What went wrong? :'(

[evilpineapple-offical]

NAAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRR

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

Isn't denial a river in Egypt? Don't worry dad, i feel bad for you too.

*pats shoulder like I'm not 5 years younger than you or smth*

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love my husband I don’t wanna divorrrrrrrce….

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

it is what it is.... @divorce-offical do the unfortunate honours..

[divorce-offical]

YESYESYES I LOVE THIS PART!! OKAY, OKAY, @evilpineapple-offical AND @no-one-offical I NO LONGER PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND HUSBAND!!

[evilpineapple-offical]

*fucking dies cries*

[no-one-offical]

{takes a kneel, and removes his ring off his finger}

Will you marry me? Again?

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES! PLEASE!

[herobrine-offical]

WHENS THE WEDDING? :O

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Holy carp divorce you got popular @divorce-offical