No One

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[no-one-offical]

just found out you’ve been following me for a WHILE and what… what… i didn’t know this… wow…

Do you want some cookies

[starving-little-orphan-boy]

what was that. did anyone else see that

[no-one-offical]

{chucks the cookie like an all star baseball player}

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

[no-one-offical]

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[evilpineapple-offical]

People keep side-eyeing me in public and I think it might be the testicular torsion badge

Or the ribbon thingy

[evilpineapple-offical]

The testicular torsion badge. What’s not clicking?

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

I’d ask why you have a badge dedicated to testicular torsion but I fear the answer.

[evilpineapple-offical]

it’s so I can cast testicular torsion. Obviously.

[no-one-offical]

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[no-one-offical]

just found out you’ve been following me for a WHILE and what… what… i didn’t know this… wow…

Do you want some cookies

[no-one-offical]

hello miss no one just wanted to tell you happy pride month and i hope you have a good one, no need to post this if you don't want to <3 but feel free to say hi or chat any time you want

I- I- I'm a cis male but uh thank you ^^

[wowwforever]

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

[no-one-offical]

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[kosmicpowers]

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

[no-one-offical]

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[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[no-one-offical]

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[nipuni]

Repairs 🔧

[no-one-offical]

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[upandoutcomic]

With my birthday soon, thinkin about the passage of time.

Comic artist StupidTwink said it well "it does suck we dont have enough actual old women to call trans elders that we have to resort to using it on women who are not yet middle-aged"

[a-dandy-and-a-clown]

there she goes

[no-one-offical]

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[no-one-offical]

Is reson you speak in all cap for the bit of "the silence is very loud" joke?

Nope! I just like the font

[eightpng]

how i look trying to interact with my cool, delightful, funny, witty, talented, amazing, popular, outstanding, brilliant, cool mutuals

many such cases

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@do-not-u-dare @killer-offical @bacone-official @thecoolestbotfan @spookthelilguy @drudg30n

[anonmuos]

Cool moots

@no-one-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @chaos-triangle @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

Why do you all know I exist

[no-one-offical]

I saw you in my notifs cool fren :D

[anonmuos]

COOL?!?

I’M NOT COOL?!?

[no-one-offical]

{breakdances and does the worm on the Buckingham Palace}

[anonmuos]

….

Atleast I know I tagged the right guy

[no-one-offical]

Actually a not-guy cos ya know no one- anyway want a cookie?

[eightpng]

how i look trying to interact with my cool, delightful, funny, witty, talented, amazing, popular, outstanding, brilliant, cool mutuals

many such cases

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@do-not-u-dare @killer-offical @bacone-official @thecoolestbotfan @spookthelilguy @drudg30n

[anonmuos]

Cool moots

@no-one-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @chaos-triangle @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

Why do you all know I exist

[no-one-offical]

I saw you in my notifs cool fren :D

[anonmuos]

COOL?!?

I’M NOT COOL?!?

[no-one-offical]

{breakdances and does the worm on the Buckingham Palace}

[eightpng]

how i look trying to interact with my cool, delightful, funny, witty, talented, amazing, popular, outstanding, brilliant, cool mutuals

many such cases

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@do-not-u-dare @killer-offical @bacone-official @thecoolestbotfan @spookthelilguy @drudg30n

[anonmuos]

Cool moots

@no-one-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @chaos-triangle @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

Why do you all know I exist

[no-one-offical]

I saw you in my notifs cool fren :D

[evilpineapple-offical]

shoutout to non-transitioning trans people. You’re valid, even if some people don’t think you are. Do I get it? Not really. But why would my opinion matter? It’s your body. Your choice. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise <3