USA: people have right to bear arms. If government has guns, then citizens are always allowed to have those same guns.
Me: does tank qualify as gun?
USA: technically yes
Me: does the government have tanks?
USA: yes, but-
Me: *buys tank*
USA: FINE! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR STUPID. LITTLE. TANK. But you need to have registration for it to be driven.
Me: ok here are the documents
USA: .....
USA: this is insurance for a 2009 Honda civic








