"We're home"

19. Too lazy

[sweetboyray]

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

[thetrenteharding]

She gives me life.

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Uh, mom… you chose to be an idiot. Black people weren’t given a choice.

[amroyounes]

Passive aggressive office notes that are so funny that you can’t even be mad.

[niyarest]

ideal transformation:

short

simplistic

dynamic

rhythmic

doremi. i’m talking about doremi’s transformations.

[unfollowfriday]

when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like

[unfollowfriday]

when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down

[kinbari14]

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

observe

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

people who text me when I’m sleeping or at work have no idea how happy it makes me like finishing work and reading cute messages or waking up and reading sweet messages like I can’t think of anything better REALLY

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[otterlyrambling]

I mean.

Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion

So, it’s not wrong.

It’s rather likely

[spiffylindster]

I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration.

I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots.

[everystarstorm]

May I present this image from Legend of the Vampire?

[synille]

what is the FUCKING truth

[purplefridge-deactivated2014080]

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

[lit-furnace]

anyways if u think “mountains will be taller and have more snow and we’ll have a second sheep ″ is equal or greater to frogs and new loot opportunities and a new wood type i just wanna ask why

[silkirose]

So my friend and I have had a joke going around that we kinda look like Ned and Peter from Spider Man. She could pull off a feminine Ned, while I could pull off a feminine Peter

Well... I got a couple more friends together to play MJ and Flash and oh my god

damn

[gmmtheev]

[stream]

Hulk + normal flesh tone Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[gum-my-bears-deactivated2025011]

Shrek 2 (2004)

[ruinedchildhood]

[pootiekd]

Turn him back to green please? Thank you

[animusrox]

[effervescentbi]

the revengers: they’re trying