Be Productive

Hello, my name is Bee. I am a 20 y/o minion (they/them) and this is my work diary. Here I'll post about my boss and her ridiculous play for world domination.... I really need a raise

[mlekonya]

SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

Possibly the best update yet BONUS:

[beetheminion]

This game is too good for this world

[sugar-puppie]

[beetheminion]

This is dangerously cute

[beetheminion]

It's been 4 months since I first became a minion for my Boss. I've worked hard. Blood. Sweat. Tears. Mostly sweat.

Next thing I know I have a new manager? He is a demon boy, highly unqualified and fictional? Unbelievable

[mossandmothman]

Bees really be out there every day, checking out the flowers, collecting nectar, pollinating plants, making honey, and buzzing around. I respect them for that.

[beetheminion]

You have to respect this kind of hustle

[pinkdahliaofficial]

Mammon has that Himbo energy I’m looking for in a minion. From now On, Mammon will out rank my only minion, Bee. Ya’ hear that bee?? Get dum dum!! Get Chaotic!!

[beetheminion]

The corporate ladder is rigged

[beetheminion]

To begin. Let me be frank with you. I know what some of you are thinking when you read Minion.

You think of those funny yellow creatures from Despicable Me and while they can be quite entertaining. They are not to be taken as a serious example of a proper minion.

They are nothing like me and do not represent me in anyway shape or form.