beetle breakfast?

a compilation of miscellaneous

[0800xn]

[bunny-cig]

Daily routine

[moominirl]

[theycantalk]

treasure

[rosecrystal]

[ebrennan]

I need $5000 and an iced coffee

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

[beetle-breakfast]

I just watched Howl’s Moving Castle last night for the first time and it made me feel some type of way.. hmm..

[rat-femurs]

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

[chokopoppo]

[geniusoflove]

 you are not immune to this must be the place talking heads

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[teenagerposts]

level 1: venting by crying

level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone

level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u’ve been going thru

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[cat-memes-only]

[chessys]

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*

[bugzinme]

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

My only two moods.

Nothing in between.