not another baekhyun simp!

ikon and exo ▪︎ i lurk here + post sometimes

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Jinhwan: Hanbin, please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ ever again.

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Donghyuk: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve ever done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Donghyuk: Ha! Just kidding! I have murdered a man before.

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*After their usual buffoonery*

Hanbin: If iKON had a narrator, it would just be some guy repeating, “Little did they know…” over and over again.

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Donghyuk: Let’s play ‘would you rather’.

Donghyuk: Hanbin, would you rather die or-

Hanbin: Die.

Donghyuk: I haven’t even finished the question.

Hanbin: Die.

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Hanbin: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Jinhwan, taking the coffee pot away as he walks by: What if you don’t.

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Yunhyeong: For self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar, and you guys have to act wisely.

Chanwoo: Okay.

Hanbin: Sure.

Yunhyeong: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Chanwoo: Bold of you to assume that I have money.

Hanbin: Bold of you to assume that I want to live.

Yunhyeong:

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Jinhwan: I’m small, but knowing.

Chanwoo: You don’t know what the top shelf looks like.

Jinhwan:

Jinhwan: Bitch.

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Hanbin, at 2am: You can tell a lot about someone by their hands. For example, they have hooves? Horse.

Bobby, from the bottom bunk: Please just go to sleep.

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Donghyuk, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid.

Chanwoo, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Donghyuk: Bobby, how do I ask someone out?

Bobby: Well, first you-

Hanbin: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Donghyuk:

Donghyuk: And you said yes?

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Chanwoo, to Junhoe: Hanbin said if I can’t say anything nice then I shouldn’t say anything at all.

Chanwoo: But he isn’t here and you’re a BITCH!

[pawkhyun]

he sip...

[pawkhyun]

good morning :]

[pawkhyun]

AND WHAT IF BOBBY PULLS A STUNT LIKE LAST YEAR'S HANBIN CAKE DAY ..... giggles

IT ISN'T HANBIN DAY WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HIS SOULMATE !!!!! also his vlives are just way too cute to forget

[pawkhyun]

it's hanbin day!!!

[pawkhyun]

i am thinking about THIS hanbin in particular...

[pawkhyun]

HAPPY CAKE DAY HANBIN !!!!!!!!!! mass dropping ur photos to summon ur cute ass mwah