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I like things and they are pretty good and nice also

[lydiastlinskis]

#everytime i make a phone call

[beetlejuices-blog1]

sometimes i wonder why i’m not tumblr famous and then i log in for the first time in 3 months

[dismhay]

She’s a beauty queen

[eatingwithdogs]

[stability]

[andrewbelami]

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

[galren]

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

[mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2]

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

[warmbooze-blog]

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

*Jild

[queenbeanz]

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[andrewbelami]

The genre of their baby

[estebanwaseaten]

Easy Listening Baby

[golden-eyedghost]

Smooth Jazz Baby

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

[biff-donderglutes]

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

[deltasniper1000]

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

[inkblotsspot-deactivated2018121]

>tfw no vaporwave baby

[fernhat-official-deactivated201]

[internetopia]

This post is a journey

[frogii]

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

[cerberuskin-deactivated20240415]

[crunchy-boogies]

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

[respectfulmemes]

[so-fucking-famous]

Dior

[so-fucking-famous]

Oscar de la Renta

[jessica-cohen]

me: *is unhappy*

me: *sucks the warmth from the air around me and drops it to absolute zero so everyone knows im upset*

[shittyidea]

Blessed

[beetlejuices-blog1]

10/10 i let someone do that at my house once like 8 years ago and i still feel bad for it like i made them use one of the first pages that isn’t the actual bible but god help me people

[primegifs]

[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[beetlejuices-blog1]

same

[australiansanta]

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[disneyroyalty]

[life-in-animation]

How come I never caught this.