Jester's Ramblings

Tis I, Beetle The Jester. I use the pronouns he/him, with some slight dabbling in they/them. I am but a silly little guy doing his best.

[beetlethejester]

has anyone considered that maybe the flesh and the machine and the divine could be friends? maybe we could all work it out.

[beetlethejester]

my girlfriend of 6 years: hey babe i’m thinking it’s time that we start to take things more seriously in this relationship

me: s-seriously. you’re asking me to be serious. me. who’s job is being a jester.

simon ‘the iron’ lung: i had a job once

ryland grace: i need him carnally.

alt left twitter puppy girl: >_< PLEASE CENSOR THE J-WORD THAT CAN BE VERY HURTFUL. °(ಗдಗ。)°.

[beetlethejester]

harder to be a clown recently because,. they outlawed happiness. < :・( no more frivolity because . they’ll kill me

[beetlethejester]

maybe the real circus was the friends we made along the way

[beetlethejester]

there’s nothing that multiple monster energys and doing a little jig can’t fix

[beetlethejester]

need to fill my daily jota (jester quota):

these politicians, ammiright?

(immediately gets shot point blank)

[beetlethejester]

it’s always ‘do a little jig’ and ‘dance in a whimsical little way’ and no one ever stops to think about the real ramifications of this level of silliness. it could be dangerous.

[beetlethejester]

big fan of the concept of a clown rejected from the circus. no you’re too silly for us. silly in a bad way. now go rot in hell, foolish bastard.

[beetlethejester]

call me a jester the way my pronouns are heee/heee.

[beetlethejester]

surely the king will not put me in The Chamber, as i am truly Pure Of Heart!

[beetlethejester]

they should make the mac n cheese shapes with little jester heads. i could consume my brethren.

[beetlethejester]

oh jester boy...would you perhaps happen dabble in a certain...game...a gambling game...(Balatro)?

as a simple jester, the privilege of gambling is withheld from me by my beloved king. however, i do occasionally partake in entertaining the courtesans during their gambling sessions . the fumes of the game delight me in wonderous ways.

[beetlethejester]

me, a poor jester trying his best: perhaps one day of blinding stew shan’t be that bad(it is all i have)

the mean and malevolent soup wizard who torments me, having just switched my one day’s blinding stew for a one day’s evil stew in another attempt to recruit me to his evil court of bad things: heehee

[beetlethejester]

i am the court jester of this water station and by god these people will leave hydrated and slightly concerned for my sanity