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POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
Fun fact: I am absolutely terrified of the day that one of my posts get a youtuber voiceover!
I am NOT popular enough for that!
*jingles your jester, violently, to the tune of ‘jingle bells’.*
Sigh I wanna lean over my knight who is lying wounded from a sword in the snow, blood pooling around them as I jingle and make a joke about penetration
Flunt force feminization meet force babification. Big sweaty hammer I BOMPH you over the head with and when it bounces back your diapered in a cute little outfit. The Pamp Hammer.
Big OOC Post: the Masquerade Ball!
Hello all the wonderful people of the realm! And to the greater Medievalblr in general! I’m @evilbaron (also known as @sirtin) I know, shock to us all. Thank you all so much for the warm and lovely welcome! Yall have blown my mind out of the water as far as it comes to starting a blog. lol maybe it’s my Sir Tin Nepotism… anywho! With the help and inspiration of @your-evil-adviser we will be throwing a medieval Masquerade Ball and Feast in honor of the new addition to the Medievalblr family!
Now what is this exactly? It is a Roleplaying Event for any and all Medievalblr folks who wish to participate. Anyone from knights, nobles, royals, jesters, bards, heroes, mercenaries, sellswords, serfs, servants, advisors, wizards, barbarians, clerics- wait that’s D&D… but you get the picture! EVERYONE is invited! Anyone who does stuff with Medieval-posting is welcome to accept the invitation. Using special tags (that we’ll come up with) you can RP with fellow guests on a whole Medieval community based event. Roleplay and all in-world artifacts (such as invites, art, and the like) will be posted here on Tumblr!
The event will be probably about a week long so that all attendees have plenty of time to interact with guests and posts! (Especially since a LOT of our friends are not based in North America and have far different posting schedules than I do)
As per everything else? We’re honestly still coming up with stuff! So if you have ideas please DM me and Your-Evil-Advisor with your ideas! Or reblog this post with ideas of your own!!
More details will come with time but for now again I just want to say a huge thank you to you all! You made this a welcoming space for me and I want to do the same in return for you!!
Would you be interested in Attending?
Yes
No
Maybe
What’s a Masquerade Ball?
Fifth Option
million dollar pitch: media about a bunch of jesters and mimes and pierrots and maybe even clowns and knights AND they're all flirtatious SLUTS
*someone covers his eyes from behind*
Guess whoooo!
(Defenitly not @a-clown-offical )
😨 HATH I FINALLY GONE BLIND?!