*jingles your jester, violently, to the tune of ‘jingle bells’.*
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*jingles your jester, violently, to the tune of ‘jingle bells’.*
my liege said we could prank the knights by tying them up in scandalous positions if its ok with your liege 👉👈
Someone has to take this freak away from me.
I'm deranged.
prince x jester except the jester is a little uncanny
he's entertained you for years, his blank plastered smile affixed to his mask that always seemed to lock eyes with you. you've never seen his face, but you can always feel the heat of his gaze penetrating you.
he somehow always manages to contort his body into strange and inhuman uncanny ways. you get the feeling that he's trying to impress you.. preforming for you, almost like a bizarre mating ritual. the court passes it off as an impressive party trick but you're sure you heard him chanting something, snapping his bones back together after the show..
speaking of after the show.. he's pulled you aside a good many times, offering tokens of affection, whispered jests, and feverish makeout sessions. almost literally. his hands feel like they're burning an invisible brand into your precious skin as he slips them under your tunic. his teeth are sharp and his tongue always ends up slithering down your throat. is this supposed to happen when you kiss someone? is it supposed to feel like this? he tells you not to worry your pretty little head about it, all he wants is to see you smile.
as the crown prince no one else has dared touch your virgin lips with the exception of this fiendish jester. but he says he is simply here to entertain! to bring pleasure and joy to his beloved prince. don't mind the bite marks on your unblemished neck, or the claw marks on your soft waist :)
learning the ropes. 6.15.26
Two jesters doing a little dance in front of their respective lords and ladies to beg a slumber party. ‘Twas such an impressive jig the ladies even offered to provide snacks.
Tenali Ramakrishna
polycule where its just a king watching his court jester and most loyal knight fight each other for his favour