liiterally fiight me

Sollux/20/Probably not interested. {Human!AU Sollux, dependent AU, interactions welcomed! :)}

[dammit-sammy]

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

[itguidesandnews]

It is 

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[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[fotoluv]

[augustarambles]

Being an adult is scouring the Internet for blueprints of the perfect pillow fort and being absolutely delighted in seeing that they actually exist

[kilted-sadboii]

[fellowclowns-deactivated2022112]

Reblog if you love men

[springinthesky]

THIS BLOG IS A NO ZONE

Dont

[beewiithablog]

too tired to function

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[bitchycode]

[beewiithablog]

oh hey is that johns house

[beewiithablog]

BOLD what your muse CAN do           REPOST, don’t reblog.

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a backflip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive/calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | magic tricks | yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

tagged by @wwavve

im sure everyone else i know is tagged so if you arent tagged im tagging you but otherwise its coo

[itsjohnegman]

oh FUCK yes, power to you dude! fuck them UP!

we’d put a beacon on the top of the house but holy shit would that attract more monsters than we have even now. :/

ok, that’s real good to hear. we lost contact with some people, so it’s really possible that energy is the issue for that. let us know if you get too low in power!

[beewiithablog]

it didnt do much but then again i am a low level non-player fighting an endgame imp or whatever the fuck this guy is

christ all this info is really incongruent and its messing up my pan a ridiculous amount, im gonna need half a box of my strong painkillers when i get home

powers not so much an issue for me, ill find you soon

[itsjohnegman]

yeah i….just learned they’re endgame. :/ i mean i took one down but literally ONE, after picking at it’s health for a full WEEK days and nights. and it was a really really bad idea.

i am once again getting lost but yeah, it’s an overwhelming situation.

uh when you get here fyi i think it’ll be someone else answering the door since my legs don’t work rn. :<

[beewiithablog]

thank the fucking horrorterrors above for shoving level 1 players into level 999 territory

are your legs alright???????????????? what happened

[itsjohnegman]

oh FUCK yes, power to you dude! fuck them UP!

we’d put a beacon on the top of the house but holy shit would that attract more monsters than we have even now. :/

ok, that’s real good to hear. we lost contact with some people, so it’s really possible that energy is the issue for that. let us know if you get too low in power!

[beewiithablog]

it didnt do much but then again i am a low level non-player fighting an endgame imp or whatever the fuck this guy is

christ all this info is really incongruent and its messing up my pan a ridiculous amount, im gonna need half a box of my strong painkillers when i get home

powers not so much an issue for me, ill find you soon

[beewiithablog]

lmao

[itsjohnegman]

SOLLUX! you’re ok!

[beewiithablog]

i mean ok is a fucking overstatement

but yeah im still alive for whatever that matters anymore

[itsjohnegman]

ok i’m going to be real here i just got completely lost all the way through that.

but what i DO get is that you’re alive! and not killed! by the fuckin hellogres occupying the area. apparently most of these planets are FULL of non-starter level monsters that want to fuck us up???

so that fact that you’re alive is really, really good! are you somewhere safe? my house is being reinforced so if you need a good place to hunker down this is one!

[beewiithablog]

well i mean ive just been kind of hiding out. i punched a helldemonspawn-whatever those are in the face? it got pretty pissed so i hid again but it was a cool moment

ill admit, no idea where your house is based on my current position.

ill see if i can find you. my phone still has like. a lot of battery, and my powerbanks are all full.

[beewiithablog]

lmao

[itsjohnegman]

SOLLUX! you’re ok!

[beewiithablog]

i mean ok is a fucking overstatement

but yeah im still alive for whatever that matters anymore

[beewiithablog]

lmao