never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me
Plz tell me all the things you know about Harry Potter
-the weasels have red hair and adopted a kid who had Not Red Hair and his movie eyes don’t match his movie mom’s eyes like they’re supposed to
-there’s a dude named snape and he’s a prick
-there’s a magic map at some point
-there’s a goblet of fire with harry’s name in it that beardy is yelling about and no one’s happy about it
-he knows one spell and it’s compelling someone else to yeet their wand
-some dude named draco that seems to have a frenemy bromance situation happening with harry? idk he’s Blond
-there’s a teacher that turns into a cat sometimes
-there’s four houses and they break down into the good guys, the bad guys, the smart guys, and everyone else
-also what i’ve seen of harry’s not-dead family reminds me of matildas family
-some children drive a sky car at some point
-sky soccer also happens
-this universe’s version of skymall is Normal Human Things but just A Little Up The Y Axis
-i’ve seen some gifs of a musical version and if that counts then hermit one can’t draw
That’s it that Harry Potter
