LET'S KILL EVERYONE

burleythious - snapchat Better than your boyfriend at Mortal Kombat

[schizoidz-deactivated20191026]

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

[thetattedstoner]

I want that type of fuck session when we cuddle after we fuck and get horny and fuck again

[begforyourlife]

Two pics in one day. So very vain.

[begforyourlife]

Where you from?

Shithole town called Burnley, wbu

[begforyourlife]

Forever looking 40 & 14 at the same time

[puralize-blog]

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

[summersweeet]

[her-minds-a-mess]

Accept that you’ll sometimes be the bad guy in someone else’s story. Grow from it, forgive yourself, and move on.

[squishfrog]

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

[whatsallthisnow]

What the hell kind of cow is that?

[william-snekspeare]

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

[whiplish]

[deathirl]

[magic-of-eternity]

[girlfromamber]

[begforyourlife]

Oh look, it’s my ex

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[purplebuddhaproject]

“You can’t have a better tomorrow if you’re still thinking about yesterday.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[rantingrandall]

[ceisadilla]

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

[arkhamblogger-deactivated201612]

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

[rantingrandall]

[awkward-but-pan-tastic]

This post just ruined my life

[tastefullyoffensive]

Help. (via olliepots)